Sam Altman, about the US government: we believe the U.S. government is an institution that does its best to follow law and policy.

“sorry about the fascism you’re dealing with; here’s a $10 coupon that expires next week.” via @marisakabas.bsky.social

[update] Investigating: AO3 is currently down. We do not have an estimated return time currently. We're looking into it with one of our third-party support providers and will update when we have more information. Thank you for your patience!

My partner: don't neglect your Neopets for your fan fic 😭😭

Please don't touch that. It's my emotional support Matt Murdock self insert fan fic.

Me when I have a crush on men: aw yeah they're so cute and great :D When I have a crush on a woman: please punch me in the face, mommy.

Having filthy dreams about Charlie Cox, waking up like

Happy Holidays from this special lad. Icarus is always so handsome 😭🎄✨ #cats #holidaycats

merry christmas eve from Adonis and his cozy blankey nest under the tree

✨This NASA/ESA/CSA #Webb Space Telescope image shows the Westerlund 1 cluster, a group of massive stars located in our galaxy which are nearly as bright as a million Suns each. 🌌🎄🧪🔭 🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/10/The_exotic_stellar_population_of_Westerlund_1

It all started in 1955 with a misprint in a Colorado newspaper and a call to Col. Harry Shoup's secret military hotline. Shoup played along with the tiny voice who called, and a tradition was born. From the NPR archives.

'Twas the night before #Christmas… DOS-style 🎄💾 In 1987, PC Life Magazine gifted us with ’Twas the Night Before Christmas: Animated Musical Christmas Disk — a charmingly low-res, CGA 4-color holiday e-card. Play it in your browser ⤵️ archive.org/details/twas... #HappyHolidays #HolidayGames

Michael Caine can seem so genuinely touched to get a gift from Beaker.

Got confused going through security at a venue last night. They were splitting the lines with men and women and I just froze like a deer in the headlights and said uhhh. Just enby things.

The long-out-of-print cult classic FREAKED has received a stunning 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray release from @umbrellaent.bsky.social and Drafthouse Films, and we have three copies signed by @alexwinter.com to give away! Enter now:

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

Advent calendar that's full of cyanide pills. Just in case

Watching a different version of A Christmas Carol everyday this month. Day one: Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)

struggling to pronounce the name of the new mayor of New York? please enjoy this helpful guide

I'm really high and can't stop sobbing over this mammoth rocking horse. Please send help.

I got a new tattoo recently.

I've watched Wayne's world probably 500+ times and I still love it.

Drinking dark horse wine out of my ketamine cup. I call it horse medicine.

We gave my bathroom a facelift this weekend. I'm really happy with it :)

Anytime I'm right about anything I sing the song "Vindicated" by dashboard confessional

Matt "I'm a Lawyer" Murdock.

Shout out to my Master for getting me candy for this weekend. 🥰🥰😍😍

Sir, that is my emotional support self insert Bucky Barnes fan fic.

Even cryptids need rest sometimes

PRIDE IS AN ACRONYM Personal RIghts through Defense & Education (It's 1st really radical queer org--1966! It prefigured the Gay Liberation Front (GLF), ACT-UP, Queer Nation, etc, maybe laid the seeds for Stonewall...) ❤️‍🔥🔥💚💙💜🤎🖤💗💙 Pride is inherently radical. ht @revterrywilliams.bsky.social

As if it’s not enough that Thom Tillis wants to strip health care from over half a million North Carolinians on Medicaid, now he’s coming after seniors by gutting Medicare. All to pay for billionaire tax breaks. We need a Senator who fights for us.

They only had the large print version of the book I wanted at the library and I was startled by the size. It's huge and I feel like the book is yelling at me.

I painted my fursona as the goofy sheltie they are.

app.thestorygraph.com/profile/ixyb... I'm on StoryGraph if anyone wants to be friends. It's a great alternative to the Amazon owned goodreads!

"Nightlights" (11x14 oils on copper panel) is the latest piece in the Moonlit March series! This piece features Mother Opossum releasing a jar of fireflies to the delight of her four children. Prints are up on Gallery Gerard! 🌿⁠

You can have lesbian horses in #planetzoo. The future I wanted to see. 🥹🫡

This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit

"still punk AF" I say, taking my pre concert Ibuprofen and anxiety meds.

🚨BREAKING VIDEO: Jefferson Griffin, the Republican candidate in the 2024 North Carolina state Supreme Court election, finally conceded six months after losing the race to incumbent Justice Allison Riggs, a Democrat. Paige and I discuss. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpOx...