Add fucking group chats to this place

Why is the second Mario movie called the Mario Galaxy Movie. Shouldn't it be the Super Mario World Movie? Then the third one could be Galaxy. You can't deescalate so you can't do World now. What will the third one be called? Who is managing this franchise

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

Twitter nuking my group chats it's so Jeffover

If you need a debrief on the ending of Predator: Badlands and what it may mean for the future of the series, I have you covered @ign.com: www.ign.com/articles/pre...

I reviewed James Vanderbilt's Nuremberg for IGN, a solid if occasionally shaky WWII drama anchored by the always compelling Russell Crowe as Hitler's second-in-command Hermann Göring: www.ign.com/articles/nur...

I reviewed Clint Bentley's Train Dreams for IGN, a poignant pastoral Western featuring excellent performances from Joel Edgerton and Felicity Jones and some of the most gorgeous cinematography you'll see all year: www.ign.com/articles/tra...

Even 40 years after its release, the sci-fi/horror/zombie movie about space vampires may still be the most bonkers big-budget film of all time.

For its 40th anniversary, I used my Halloween piece to write about Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce, and why this horny space vampire movie is still the most insane big budget film of all time: www.ign.com/articles/lif...

I was going to photoshop a fake news announcement about one of them being announced for showrunner as a joke, but this is how it feels googling which writers for the first three seasons of Doctor Who are still alive:

Can Doctor Who get a showrunner who didn't write in its first three seasons now

Every day this fucking technology makes the world worse and no one is doing a damn thing to stop it

Hangouts 163: Talking Guillermo Del Toro & Frankenstein (with @carlosalonzom.bsky.social) ►YouTube: youtu.be/bi_O00xnrxU ►SoundCloud: on.soundcloud.com/CHq1TbqrbzPK... ►Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/689H... ►iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Trying to get back on here since Elon is now intending to replace the Twitter algorithm with his pet AI

Excellent article from @carlosalonzom.bsky.social on why we need to adjust our box office expectations (CBMs especially). If a film makes ENOUGH $ for itself (let alone greenlighting a sequel) then that's all that matters. Merchandise sales & streaming deals certainly help. bsky.app/profile/ign....

This article by @carlosalonzom.bsky.social is worth a read. Hoult's Lex is one of my CBM villains in recent memory primarily because he HATES Superman in all his petty glory. Sometimes a villain being truly evil (backed by a passionate performance) is all you need. www.ign.com/articles/wit...

I've been hard on the AV Club, a once vital & essential culture site that turned into a rote clearing house for thinly written click bait, but this is an excellent deconstruction of the disastrous post-Endgame MCU. I was surprised until i saw @carolinesiede.bsky.social wrote it. She knows her shit.

>go back to the past >look inside >shitty games that suck ass

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Anybody who voted for Emilia Perez to win *any* award is an unserious person and should never be listened to in any context ever again

It really is time for the MCU to stop using military imagery (and military contributions in general) to prop up their superheroes. Sam's Cap should just be a civilian superhero at this point. My hope is that once the F4 and X-Men arrive that Marvel let's us root for underdogs for a change.

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

Captain America: Brave New World isn't great, and a big reason why is that it's the worst example yet of the MCU romanticizing the military. I dove into why this ruins the movie @IGN: www.ign.com/articles/cap...

Captain America 4 is pretty bad. What happened to Marvel. We used to be a real country

the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong

Please stop with the generative AI. It's garbage, theft, making us less capable. Image by www.nobodyssweetheart.com

Incredible updates from Hulu

Probably my most controversial take on Rivals is that it's very well-balanced overall. There are still some adjustments needed but aside from maybe Black Widow needing a serious buff there isn't an outright bad character in the game

It's actually crazy that so many Rivals players are still Rocket deniers when he has one of the highest winrates. He is an elite healer in all situations but people think he's bad because he doesn't have a "don't die" button for his ultimate

I love Rivals but dropping divisions mid-season is crazy. Please don't do this

Why are politicians talking about the destruction of Gaza as if it’s some random disaster? They know the truth: they spent 15 months rejecting our calls to stop arming Israel. Gaza must be rebuilt for Palestinians — and those responsible for its demolition must face justice.

No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

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PlayStation’s 30th Anniversary celebrations continue with a throwback to 2011

Not me having six Lords in Marvel Rivals

Now that we've gotten our first look at Jurassic World Rebirth, I wrote about why I'm both optimistic and apprehensive about the new film: the former because of Gareth Edwards, and the latter because they are walking back the last trilogy's best idea: www.ign.com/articles/the...

Only makes sense since The Thing is canonically Jewish and Superman was created by the sons of Jewish immigrants as an ideal of what they can aspire to be!

The new trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps has shown us comic accurate Galactus. I wrote about why this is a long overdue development and how it could have a larger impact on the MCU: www.ign.com/articles/ret...

Yeah sorry but the Fantastic Four reboot looks so good

daisy edgar-jones stuns in new pictures.

Spider-Man and MJ enjoying a quiet cup of coffee.

I was just talking about this the other day. Pretty good read.

My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.

Yeah I read this yesterday and @carlosalonzom.bsky.social went IN

Good article. Both styles of action games need to co-exist in the AAA market. I remember wanting Jedi Survivor, but then dropping it because I realized it was a soulslike. At least with NG coming back, Captain Blood in May, and Indies like GenoKids, we can have more fast action games again.

With Ninja Gaiden 2 Black already available and Ninja Gaiden 4 coming later this year, I wrote about why a revival of the classic hack and slash franchise could be a balancing of the scales to Soulslikes dominating the action genre: www.ign.com/articles/nin...