went on a camping trip to #farmcamp for jay’s bday. happy (early) birthday jayby ily!!!! @jaykisokay.bsky.social @atl7xxx.bsky.social @puptonkaatl.bsky.social

hell yeah why not. play new york next

gay camping is a lot of fun but there is not nearly enough kpop

Australia? Naur-ly

i’m a ham hock

i am gay camping and just broke a chair because my friend sat on my lap

my flight home got canceled :( so now i have to fly back to chicago tomorrow, get in at like 9pm, and then get back to the airport at 6am friday to fly to atlanta :(((

the weirdest thing about southern california is probably all the disney adults

this panel led to one of my fave wikipedia anecdotes

watching my nephew play flag football and all their names are sooooo silly. what happened to david

ok tickets are still available for brussels who wanna go with me? i’ve never been

but what we really need is an acetaminophenomenon

well if anyone got jade tickets and has an extra lmk, i’m on ticketmaster but don’t see anything left 🙇🏽‍♂️

ok i know this is an incredibly minor inconvenience but i don’t understand why sometimes the flight attendants on united give options of water/sparkling when you board but other times it’s just water and like orange juice. it’s not time based either bc i have had 6am flights where they offer mimosas

now have four hours to kill during my connection from lax to sba (a two hour drive) but it’s worth it to not drive

no you misheard—i said WAPture

Rapture later! 🩷

sat silently through two rounds of voir dire but did not get chosen. no one wants you on a jury when you’re an attorney :’(

jury duty today

doing spa day but can’t find my red light mask :(

i get annoyed when i see someone post an image without alt text because if *i’m* doing it then you should have to too

what are you all getting me when the recession hits

folks, I want to remind you that a ton of federal workers are about to get their last pay check at the end of this month and this stuff is going to get much worse

I heard AI and its relationship to the economy recently described as “The wasting is masked because the tumor is growing so fast that the body isn’t losing weight.”

even with all my costco sparkling wine purchases, i did not buy the bomb prosecco :(

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

do you guys ever think about how julie chen moonves is the walter cronkite of our time

my toxic trait is that i LOVE offering and taking pictures for people. truly nothing brings me as much joy as

god he sold his soul out and only got $12 million dollars? that’s insane

catnap

need to set up alerts for any time nikeps5 is mentioned. the schadenfreude hits toooooo good

can’t believe the charlie from charlie bit my finger died

le sserafim really nailed it when they said love is sour grapes

wait is the pro better or is the air better. which one am i supposed to buy so that i can take the exact same bear-face selfie

i saw two kpop concerts this week i need to sit down

i know my brain is wired differently bc every time i think a connections was surprisingly easy it’s a 5/5 difficulty but i sometimes get stumped on the ones that are difficulties of 1 or 2

there’s a babymonster lyric that goes “envisioned it just how i pictured it” and i’m like that’s a synonym girlies you’re just saying the same thing twice (stan twice)

are sleeping positions top-/bottom-coded? like i generally want to either be big spoon or be on my back and have the guy in the crook of my arm with his head on my chest. i find both of these to be top-coded (please note i am vers)

recession alerts!!!!

i’m available for hire

making fesenjan today

have had “no more rain” by kylie minogue stuck in my head all day. needless to say it’s been a good day

Bluesky replies

the best part of having a roommate is the pics of boycat

i got in the pool 😎🤙🏽

at a ptown pool party and feel like the announcer for love island. why is no one in the pool

added #twice to my scruff profile

the only grinder i believe in