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persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best
i have never been responsible for starting discourse but it’s fun to imagine what it’d be about if i did. maybe something like “not all nudes are good nudes and some of you don’t seem to know the difference” but i’m just spitballing here
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watching gremlins 2 don’t text
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i love winter bc i get to be passive-aggressive at neighbors who don’t shovel. just saw someone walking into their building whose sidewalk wasn’t clear and was like “time to shovel! haha 😉” and they said something embarrassed back to me (no idea what bc i had headphones in but i could hear the tone)
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ppl being mean to me 👉🏼👈🏼
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1 day ago
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very much alexander wept because there were no more worlds to conquer
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3 days ago
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black friday is not as fun when i own more than enough
3 days ago
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no good cat goes unpetted
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just had a 945 am costco hotdog ama
9 days ago
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i know that “psych” is correct but i still yearn to say it as “please say sike”—why does my body ache so
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Jeighms
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All of em
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i know that no one could possibly understand my emotional turmoil but i bought a pair of slippers from costco that were size 13-14 and they were a bit too large so i bought the pair that was 11-12 and they are just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
13 days ago
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does anyone in boystown know which restaurants use those delivery robots
16 days ago
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17 days ago
just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
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just shoveled for the first time of the season 💪🏽
21 days ago
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it’s heated toilet seat season!!!
22 days ago
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airuhgo
23 days ago
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i might not be able to see shit but i refuse to draw the curtains by my desk
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jmalivert
25 days ago
Sitting to down eat and who decides to join me at the table if not the Soup Coveter himself?
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nancy pelosi GOAT
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Tom Zohar
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clap if you think staten island should suffer
26 days ago
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
27 days ago
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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mamdani is gonna be so hot in a decade
27 days ago
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aidan 🐰
27 days ago
FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE FOR REAL POP MUSIC
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Kiss
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Nick Kapur
29 days ago
"Western tourist in Japan"
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i feel like the defining thing of being an adult is having a lot of sauces at your disposal
30 days ago
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found my purchase
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about 1 month ago
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today feels like a good day to spend a lot of money on random shit. what should i buy
about 1 month ago
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Yonah Freemark
about 1 month ago
Illinois will effectively eliminate parking minimum requirements in ~all of Chicago and much of its suburbs thanks to the transit funding bill that passed last night.
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does everyone keep a couple snacks in their nightstand or am i just a little greedy
about 1 month ago
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japan going to war with bears?!?!?! divas down
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about 1 month ago
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i’ve decided i am hot because i consistently pull hot guys and that’s really all hotness requires
about 1 month ago
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this past year, i have apparently sent 767 emails. in 2022, i sent 4,046 emails. i like my current role :)
about 1 month ago
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩
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Aubrey Gilleran
about 1 month ago
I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.
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spinachdad
about 1 month ago
ICE is in Lakeview and Lincoln Park this morning
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they had soft dried durian at costco and i have never had it before so i bought some and it is so deep of a flavor. can’t think of anything to compare it to. i’m a fan
about 1 month ago
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completely besides the point but karoline leavitt is only 28???? jesus i thought she was a rough 44
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about 1 month ago
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one in three hundred americans is a student in a NYC public school?!? that’s a crazy statistic
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about 1 month ago
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started watching a new anime and in the third episode there are neo nazis (gross) but then they all get brutally murdered (yay)
about 1 month ago
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i didn’t know that was a nazi symbol (honestly there are so many. too many) but now that i know, if i had that tattoo i would simply get it covered up??? why does he not do that. he should make it a fundraiser or livestream it or something
about 1 month ago
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woke up at 830 on a saturday to go to costco during executive hours 😌
about 1 month ago
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Tom Bellino
about 2 months ago
The only White House I'm following
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petey
about 2 months ago
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could you imagine britani being your realtor. actually now that i say that i could totally see it
about 2 months ago
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Đ₳₦ ₱ØⱠɎ₳₭
about 2 months ago
CTA is free this weekend - just in time for the No Kings protest :)
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which one are y’all? i think i’d be hamas since i’m middle eastern
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about 2 months ago
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forgot that i shouldn’t make jokes on bluesky :(
about 2 months ago
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i don’t understand how compression works. why aren’t the files just that small then
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