i have never been responsible for starting discourse but it’s fun to imagine what it’d be about if i did. maybe something like “not all nudes are good nudes and some of you don’t seem to know the difference” but i’m just spitballing here

watching gremlins 2 don’t text

i love winter bc i get to be passive-aggressive at neighbors who don’t shovel. just saw someone walking into their building whose sidewalk wasn’t clear and was like “time to shovel! haha 😉” and they said something embarrassed back to me (no idea what bc i had headphones in but i could hear the tone)

ppl being mean to me 👉🏼👈🏼

very much alexander wept because there were no more worlds to conquer

black friday is not as fun when i own more than enough

no good cat goes unpetted

just had a 945 am costco hotdog ama

i know that “psych” is correct but i still yearn to say it as “please say sike”—why does my body ache so

All of em

i know that no one could possibly understand my emotional turmoil but i bought a pair of slippers from costco that were size 13-14 and they were a bit too large so i bought the pair that was 11-12 and they are just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5

does anyone in boystown know which restaurants use those delivery robots

just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy

just shoveled for the first time of the season 💪🏽

it’s heated toilet seat season!!!

i might not be able to see shit but i refuse to draw the curtains by my desk

Sitting to down eat and who decides to join me at the table if not the Soup Coveter himself?

nancy pelosi GOAT

clap if you think staten island should suffer

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

mamdani is gonna be so hot in a decade

FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE FOR REAL POP MUSIC open.spotify.com/album/6SSSF9...

"Western tourist in Japan" x.com/dailyportalz...

i feel like the defining thing of being an adult is having a lot of sauces at your disposal

found my purchase

today feels like a good day to spend a lot of money on random shit. what should i buy

Illinois will effectively eliminate parking minimum requirements in ~all of Chicago and much of its suburbs thanks to the transit funding bill that passed last night.

does everyone keep a couple snacks in their nightstand or am i just a little greedy

japan going to war with bears?!?!?! divas down

i’ve decided i am hot because i consistently pull hot guys and that’s really all hotness requires

this past year, i have apparently sent 767 emails. in 2022, i sent 4,046 emails. i like my current role :)

I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.

ICE is in Lakeview and Lincoln Park this morning

they had soft dried durian at costco and i have never had it before so i bought some and it is so deep of a flavor. can’t think of anything to compare it to. i’m a fan

completely besides the point but karoline leavitt is only 28???? jesus i thought she was a rough 44

one in three hundred americans is a student in a NYC public school?!? that’s a crazy statistic

started watching a new anime and in the third episode there are neo nazis (gross) but then they all get brutally murdered (yay)

i didn’t know that was a nazi symbol (honestly there are so many. too many) but now that i know, if i had that tattoo i would simply get it covered up??? why does he not do that. he should make it a fundraiser or livestream it or something

woke up at 830 on a saturday to go to costco during executive hours 😌

The only White House I'm following www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3f...

could you imagine britani being your realtor. actually now that i say that i could totally see it

CTA is free this weekend - just in time for the No Kings protest :)

which one are y’all? i think i’d be hamas since i’m middle eastern

forgot that i shouldn’t make jokes on bluesky :(

i don’t understand how compression works. why aren’t the files just that small then