I need a cash pig but just like once every few weeks when I wanna order delivery

Kind of a perfect day for a long walk and an edible

Mother

🔗 www.shopjacobblank.com 🌙 orders close on midnight ct

Absolutely gutted to report that Not Drinking™️ makes you feel better physically 🥴

Damn I really do use lol at the end of everything lol

Had a really good first date today btw :)

An attractive man I’ve never spoken to before just waved bye to me at the gym so I guess we’re engaged now

Happy Job Rejection Email Monday to all who celebrate

The @jacobblank.bsky.social mesh tank is now my favorite top.

F@GS vs H@GS

Hollywood Beach Survivor was such a slayyyy

Unfortunately your leg day doesn’t count if you’re not wearing a thong. :/

Only Murders in the Building is back

T___y Tuesday

Kinda crazy that I’ve watched 3 seasons of Foundation and could not tell you a single thing about what is going on

Another week

Los Angeles

Fat Calves Friday #FCF

Me calmly guiding everyone to safety on the Titanic

Tried to watch the alien show again

Love to have to create new accounts for every single job I am applying to

I matched with this guy on Hinge and just found his OF on here and I fear I need him even more.

What’s going on with myphone

Ok happy humped day (IRLs be warned lol)

A what?!

This guy just took a pic of me after sex and like damn I did not know my ass was that fat

Hangover hasn’t gone away yet

It’s wild that people dye their beards, I’ve felt exponentially hotter as more gray is showing up in mine.

There’s something so beautiful about walking into my neighborhood Taco Bell and being greeted with an “Hola James!!”

I can’t wait to get home and pick up a feast for $12 at Taco Bell instead of the $45 meals I’ve been having the last week 😍

More Tammie content

Update: they bred me.

The fucking a local bartender to getting nearly free drinks later pipeline is so powerful I love being gay

As I was receiving my 7th toothy blowjob at the dick dock last night, I couldn’t help but wonder… had my cruising days finally docked for good?

Pee town

You guys are telling me TOP10INCHOF tapped all of you too? 😕

🎶 She’s got Shinigami Eyes 🎶

Guy at the pool is talking about how he just sold a 6 million dollar home I’m about to drown myself.

I love job postings that don’t have an actual location but ask “are you comfortable commuting to this job’s location?”

Players only love you when you’re gaping. :/

I love when people play music at the beach that I would play, but I can listen without people thinking I’m annoying ❤️

Headless hump day

Walking children in nature :)

I put on Le Sserafim on touchtunes at a Ptown bar and people left :(

Waking up on Sunday with a new rose to send someone on Hinge

80085

According to the apps it’s Top Week in Ptown.

In a really bad place* right now please pray for me. *Boston