So ready to go home tomorrow and finally get home on Monday 🥴

“Shared a vibe” what if I kms

I love that my mom still tries to hide when she smokes weed even though all of us know and even smoke weed around her.

J. Lo’s Louboutins is a Christmas song btw

Merry Christmas 🎄

Ate too much had to take my panties off

Watching a movie with my parents

This AI muscle thing are you not embarrassed…..

Crazy how this song was about waiting for the Heated Rivalry finale.

Next year I’ll be training for the Chicago Triathalon with Team 2 End AIDS! I’ll be fundraising for AIDS Foundation Chicago and would love your support. Pic unrelated. :) action.aidschicago.org/jamesdiaz

I thought I was pooping blood but I had just forgotten that I was stoned last night and ate half a watermelon good morning everyone

Cumfart! At The Eagle

The hold that bald guys with beards have had on me lately… some of you should be scared.

I just finished Celebrity Traitors UK and I need to console Joe Marler in a room in which there are no others.

Instagram timeline is like: Post from 2 weeks ago Ad Post from account you don’t follow Post from same account Ad Ad Post from 4 days ago Post from account you don’t follow Ad

It’s really funny getting ignored on Scruff now because the next time I open the app, their full buss is on display in Moments.

My gym at home has spoiled me so much, I haven’t been around this many straight people in so long.

Some people wait a lifetime…

Last night was great for the “wow I haven’t seen you in forever” to making out pipeline.

The DJ Play A Christmas Song (Kelly Clarkson remix) playing at the club I love being a faggot!

I forgot how much having to drive a car in traffic makes me a raging bitch.

I have a job interview on Christmas Eve and if I get it and don’t have to look for a job next year I’ll suck all of your dicks

Lisa Barstow

90mins to go 20 miles yeah I’m back in LA.

Road trip day 3. My body yearns for a vegetable.

I had no idea FFXIV was doing an XI crossover and I am unfortunately thinking of resubbing 🥴

My mom is begging me to take her to Club Kylie….

The sun is out I guess that’s why they call it Sunday ha ha

“Client execution” I never needed a job so badly

Walked to the club in -9° weather

I love that my dad is a total cinephile. I said that I was just gonna put on Charlie’s Angels and he said “yeah, with Lucy Liu?!?”

My parents are in town so we’re having a very “fix everything that has broken in my house since their last visit” Saturday

Bitches be like “New tattoo!!!”

Reminded myself today that I am deserving of good things!

Almost paid for YouTube premium subscription after sitting through a 30s Pentatonix Christmas ad.

We didn’t give Cuntissimo the respect it deserved tbqfh

As an ex-catholic and a huge slut, these songs have hit sooooo hard this week.

I love my friends, but I flirt soooo much more when I go out alone lol

I’m at the point of growing my hair out where I have to wear a hat after showering to push my hair down before I can style it.

Added leftover ricotta to my eggs.

How your email finds me

Mtrim your hole Monday

The throw ass-istency of Jade’s album’s 2nd disc is off the Richter scale.

I slipped on the ice in my alley and spilled my Gatorade from Taco Bell all over myself. The food was unharmed though. 🙏🏼

Having to sit through an ad before you can get a boner no thank you

I woke up hungover from a late date, but made it to the gym before my tattoo appointment. She really can have it all!

There’s nothing a little “kissing the homies” won’t solve

Still looking for a good top 😕

Feeling like a big beefy slut ✨

I love when people show up to watch parties and are like “oh I absolutely must talk louder than the tv now!”