Clocking in for a quick shift at the Gay Guy Over 30 Factory (Club Kylie)

I want Rosalía to do the song from The Fifth Element now. My Italianx queen.

Instagram update once again trying to force Reels on me

When are you supposed to wear white again after Labor Day?

Oldest selfie in my phone (with the original iPhone 😭)

Damn they didn’t let me get on the subway today

I’m just kidding I had already hit order, but I appreciate you all having my back

One like and I’ll place this order for Thai food

Fat Chest Friday again

Walked to the lake and had a cry listening to Lux happy Friday everyone

That’s so upsettin’

But still I nap

Last week I was excited for Halloween to be over so things can finally calm down and now there’s party invites for every weekend until Christmas.

The “3 shots of malort at dinner to 3 martinis after” pipeline is not sustainable

It sucks not being able to bottom for a bit, but still I rise.

Hump Day ft. @maximomstry.bsky.social

Debra Messing is real quiet now lol 😭

Honestly… cuntissimo.

I feel like my soul fully leaves my body and ascends to a higher plane of existence when the theme to Vanderpump Rules starts playing

I want to grow my hair out again but I like my barber too much and I would miss him :(

Ok I won’t be a tease

Scrolled through my photos app and watched a video of me sucking dick

After binging all of Real Housewives of Potomac all I can say is: Gizelle BRYANT💜

You’re telling me this midnight sun is never-ending?

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. #fcf

I’ve handled a lot in the last few months and have been ok, but I think not being able to work out for a couple weeks is finally gonna break me lol

Bored af

Not a butt dial it’s an assident

I posted something for attention and immediately did not want to be perceived and deleted it 👁️ 👄 👁️

Epsom Salt Bath Sunday

(an)Tifa

It’s a little on the nose

A guy slept over last night and while he was lovely, I definitely understand her.

The final piece of my Halloween costume came in the day before my first party god is good

C’mon Hint of Lime Tostitos for din din.

Had a good 2nd interview.

Gonna start saying “I receive that” when I wanna sound like a total psychopath.

This weather is soooo “what if I just went to bed right now?”-coded

I keep walking past my thermostat debating if I should turn the heater on yet when I could simply just “put on clothes”

Now a 5th… time to plan some tattoos.

Just got my 4th call back for an interview this week… something shifted.

They should make a dress shirt for short people with a fat ass neck.

Zoom job interview 🥴

Dipping your sandwich into the sauce that dripped out of your sandwich >>>>>>

There’s this twink at the gym that will pull up his shirt to show his midriff between every set to do a Shakira belly roll in front of the mirror and it’s easy to be a hater but I fear I would act the same if I had his waist.

Happy Friday my friends

I just bought two mesh crop tops as if I’m going to be able to wear them for the next 6 months.

I just remembered that it’s like a psychedelic switch 🤯

Hump Day ft. @maximomstry.bsky.social

I really need a boyfriend so he could help me put lotion on the parts of my back I can’t reach :/