One of my favorite things is when you tell the cashier that you don’t need a bag so they take the bag they would have given you, wad it up, and throw it in the trash

Tummy Tuesday

Good morning everyone

What’s all this

In my kitchen era

Making (early) dinner

I don't know who needs to hear this but take your full lunch break.

Doing some landscaping in the winter cause it’s too hot here in the summer. Finally gave in to the ubiquitous southern use of pine straw for mulch.

Well I guess i better start getting ready for bed

So this is 36……🎈

Still here just more quiet

The fact that the Atlanta eagle is charging a regular $10 cover is wild…

I love my sweet Sam! Thank you for a wonderful week of fun!

happy birthday to the silliest and sweetest friend i could ask for. ily jaybird!!!!!! here’s to many more bdays of us being idiots together 🥰 @jaykisokay.bsky.social

went on a camping trip to #farmcamp for jay’s bday. happy (early) birthday jayby ily!!!! @jaykisokay.bsky.social @atl7xxx.bsky.social @puptonkaatl.bsky.social

Is it legit considered rude to hold you fork in your right hand or switch to your right after cutting in the uk/europe? Or is that just a posh thing?

Fortune cookie called me a sub bottom

Special delivery

Pg tummy Tuesday

WGN is owned by Nexstar if you want a local station to write letters to about how you're boycotting their nazi bullshit

Happy #TummyTuesday 🐻

Man on sniffies “hey you looking for right now?” Sir… you are 28 miles away… best we could do it looking for like an hour from now….

lol was thrifting and thought I found a my size Paul and Shark Yatching button up which are like $350 shirts But then I get home and look at the tag more closely. What the fuck is Boul & Sherk Yutcheng 😭😭😭😭

Please help

As someone who only realized they were colorblind in college, and therefore it was never a big deal day-to-day, having to now read gradations of yellows/greens on water quality tests for my new aquarium makes it suddenly very relevant.

All the girlie pops said let’s help Jay celebrate his 40th bday

What’s the opposite of a praise kink…

Thick from collecting carbs like Pokémon last weekend.

Horny in a “I want a man to text me naughty things” kinda way but not in a “I want to actually do naughty things” kinda way

He’s so mad at me 😭😭😭

Look it these lil pineapple dishes 🥰 (lots of things 25% off. Not these tho hehe) foundkitchenandhome.etsy.com/listing/4332...

But we need the audience to buy the things (lotsa new things in the stores) foundkitchenandhome.etsy.com

New header pic of my fat ass just dropped

🥵🥵🥵

Work 40 hrs Sleep 56 hrs Cooking 10hrs Video games 3600 hrs Chores 5 hrs someone who is good at time please help me plan this. My family is dying

Who is she? (When you go to a thrift store almost every day you find the most random stuff!) foundkitchenandhome.etsy.com/listing/4328...

Also made my biggest sale to date yesterday so brb quitting my job and retiring early

Researching/cataloging some recent purchases. Got this cool mirror but who’s this guy?

If anyone knows the super hot boy with the mustache in a green shirt and suspenders at the eagle in Atlanta tonight… can you let him know I thought he was super hot???

Feeling submissive but not very breedable if I’m being perfectly honest

Ok only like $35 now!

I only have to do $60 more in sales June 6/30 to be a star seller on Etsy 🫣🫣🫣

Also even if you do t wanna buy anything if you favorite my shop and like some of the items that helps me toooo cause the Etsy algo LOVES activity

Just sold my 6th thing from Etsy 🥹🥹🥹 Someone go be the 7th please and thank you! foundkitchenandhome.etsy.com

Think it’s about time for a haircut. + getting my moneys worth with this window.

Till the paint falls off or whatever they say

Happy fcf boys #fcf #gay #gaymen #penis #cock #dick #bigdick #fatcock #gooner #bater #baterbro #goon