Now what

Is it legit considered rude to hold you fork in your right hand or switch to your right after cutting in the uk/europe? Or is that just a posh thing?

Fortune cookie called me a sub bottom

Morning (from last night)

Works done so now what

One left over from yesterday

Special delivery

Tummy Tuesday not pg version

Pg tummy Tuesday

WGN is owned by Nexstar if you want a local station to write letters to about how you're boycotting their nazi bullshit

Happy #TummyTuesday 🐻

Next up for me

Morning sunshines

Man on sniffies “hey you looking for right now?” Sir… you are 28 miles away… best we could do it looking for like an hour from now….

Ok one more

It’s a multi fcf post kinda day I think

Fat cock Friday you say?

lol was thrifting and thought I found a my size Paul and Shark Yatching button up which are like $350 shirts But then I get home and look at the tag more closely. What the fuck is Boul & Sherk Yutcheng 😭😭😭😭

On my knees

Please help

As someone who only realized they were colorblind in college, and therefore it was never a big deal day-to-day, having to now read gradations of yellows/greens on water quality tests for my new aquarium makes it suddenly very relevant.

All the girlie pops said let’s help Jay celebrate his 40th bday

Tummy Tuesday. As they say.

What’s the opposite of a praise kink…

Thick from collecting carbs like Pokémon last weekend.

Yup

Still a big boy

Another soft dick pic from me? Unpredictable

Horny in a “I want a man to text me naughty things” kinda way but not in a “I want to actually do naughty things” kinda way

He’s so mad at me 😭😭😭

Look it these lil pineapple dishes 🥰 (lots of things 25% off. Not these tho hehe) foundkitchenandhome.etsy.com/listing/4332...

But we need the audience to buy the things (lotsa new things in the stores) foundkitchenandhome.etsy.com

New header pic of my fat ass just dropped

Yeah yeah Friday

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What’s up?

Another tummy Tuesday another pic of me naked

Happy Monday after a long weekend

Who has something I can sit on?

Work 40 hrs Sleep 56 hrs Cooking 10hrs Video games 3600 hrs Chores 5 hrs someone who is good at time please help me plan this. My family is dying

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Who is she? (When you go to a thrift store almost every day you find the most random stuff!) foundkitchenandhome.etsy.com/listing/4328...

Also made my biggest sale to date yesterday so brb quitting my job and retiring early

Can’t miss tummy Tuesday or whatever today is!

Researching/cataloging some recent purchases. Got this cool mirror but who’s this guy?

If anyone knows the super hot boy with the mustache in a green shirt and suspenders at the eagle in Atlanta tonight… can you let him know I thought he was super hot???

Softie Saturday my time to shine

I’m told it’s fat cock Friday again

Feeling submissive but not very breedable if I’m being perfectly honest