Rand Paul: "The reason we have trials & we don't automatically assume guilt is what if we make a mistake and they happen to be people fleeing the Venezuelan dictator? ... off our coast it isn't our policy just to blow people up ... even the worst people in our country, they still get a trial."

🎶Nazi punks, fuck off! 🎶

Alright people, don't be jealous, but my friend got me my own private jet! It's a gift and she wants nothing in return. *wink* Now all I need is some "suncream".

Damn. Ranking Member Kamlager-Dove calls GOP witness Matt Taibbi a "serial sexual harasser" and enters articles into the congressional record about his history as a sex pest

Roses are red Violets are blue

If you’re new to the internet discourse here’s a free guide! Boomer = anyone older than you who you don’t like Millennial = anyone younger than you who you don’t like

CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre. 🤣

This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10

Donald Trump is following through on his promise to lower prices by making stocks much more affordable for the American people. Promises made, promises kept.

More of this!

Someone allowed a Cybertruck to be a part of a Mardi Gras parade tonight….it didn’t go well 🤣 I 💜💚💛 NOLA

I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs

Nothing says Chinese disinfo operation like cutting off your multi billion dollar website over a ban that isn't being enforced and blasting "don't worry, Trump will save us" at hundreds of millions of people

Artist uses nontoxic paint to defy “ugly” stereotypes about her dogs breed. 14/10

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣

It is, sadly, that time of year again. 🎄👠👠 youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY?...

God damn it…

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Nancy Mace wasn’t around to protect the women’s bathroom at the Capitol so they had a dance party 🤣

Free Leonard Peltier.

A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves. They’re about to find out.

Mmmm, Dog Dicks™️

This is Buddy. He has perfected the art of peekaboo. But despite his expertise, graciously doesn't make his human search for too long. 14/10

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

So gay.

I'm getting the sentiment that many people aren't doing #resist this time around and are simply conceding that he'll collapse the country into total chaos and they'll spend the next few years telling Republicans "I'm glad you got what you voted for"

Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

How exactly are they gonna enforce these transgender bathroom bill bans? Who TF is gonna be in charge with checking people's genitals? VILE.

One of most interesting interviews during the election