Hey @espn.com, why are you promoting Adin Ross’ podcast on youe app where he encourages Puka Nacua to do a “covetous jew” touchdown celebration?

Oh no. This is the week Seahawks have to wear the Nike money grab Rivalry uniforms. This is always a bad omen.

More importantly than it wouldn’t work: they made their choice. Not just the reactionaries but mainstream media and other elites. They shrug off Musk and our crisis and prop that platform up. It will hurt all of us but they chose it and we can’t save them from the crash out.

[5yo daughter on speaker phone with aunt] Masi - “Have you been good this year?” Kid - “I don’t even know but SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL.”

Seahawks Bluesky simultaneously believes this team is irredeemably incompetent while also super bowl favorites.

[Because OKC lost] I love the NBA cup. Clearly the players bring their best - it is nice to have meaningful games so early in the season. By the time the playoffs roll around the teams look completely different. I like seeing who is the best as constituted initially for the beginning of the season.

There is certain cohort of older white men that hear of a situation that is complicated or multifaceted and simply can’t help themselves from offering the civil war as an example of something that didn’t have just one cause. Eagerly volunteering the worst possible example every time.

Bluesky user the same age as LeBron: I once again hurt myself on the toilet

I’m illiterate and the sound on my phone is broken but I’m pretty sure this is a tutorial about managing a light rain.

No way. Indiana HAS TO be paying its players.

I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism. A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count. If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!

This is a narrow and irrelevant point. Crisises don’t need to manifest nationwide to matter. The crisis is in 2-3 dozen major metros. But - critically - the problems there spill out to the region. Not primarily as housing issues rather as a slew of urban needs being foisted upon rural communities.

Pope Leo needs a present…

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity

With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.

I feel this in my bones yet I believe it plausible we eventually make it through to a more productive and better information ecosystem. A ubiquitous and pervasive Internet has been around only about 30 years - barely a blip historically. We need a completely new set of institutions and practices.

There are anti-trans people that claim they are simply sick of hearing about trans issues all the time but this path all but guarantees you will never escape it. Assigned birth gender need not be even mentioned in 99.99% of sport - scrutinizing it at every level is a weird way to talk about it less

This recent period of the racist patriarchy lashing out and attempting to reassert itself only proves how wrong centrists are in their core criticism of the left: “They are over reacting.”

Ken Burns truthfully finds the American Revolution dull as shit. Dragged his feet on doing it but eventually got cornered. He borrowed himself time. But since sweet death decided to spare him until now, they eventually found a way to make him do it.

Every Olivia Nuzzi piece:

He's on a mission from God.

Katie Wilson now has some breathing room with a 1,300 vote lead. Haven’t seen yet but hopefully that is more than the number of ballots left to be cured.

Can I just say, I hate “Bitter Chrysalis” as the title of the serious book in Pluribus?

Seattle people of Bluesky. 100 votes is the current difference. Cure those Katie Wilson ballots! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

People aren’t actually mad about the shut down. They are mad the one fight erupting ended. Next to no one protesting at no kings, held during a government shutdown, ostensibly because of healthcare, had signs about the shutdown or HC. Nothing would have been good enough. We want our country back.

More like Chuck Schwimmer because he’s technically a Friend but sucks shit and I don’t want anything to do with him.

I don’t see what everyone finds so scary about Mamdani or why a brown man or muslim can’t be mayor. They’ve let Italians be mayor before and that turned out okay.

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

I don’t see what everyone finds so scary about Mamdani or why a brown man or muslim can’t be mayor. They’ve let Italians be mayor before and that turned out okay.

Mob ties. Dead zone football.

How is this Dodger team, of highly-paid mercenaries, diabolical and surgical killers, just a whole bunch of sweeties?

one of the reasons voters believe the caricatures of the democratic party pushed by republicans is because the democratic party itself believes in the caricatures of the democratic party pushed by republicans

Feeding America uses $1 == 4 meals. Feeding someone for a day, with just a $1, should make you feel like a god damn superhero. www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...

"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something

Let’s just stop chasing a working class aesthetic for political candidates. It’s always bullshit anyway. I’d be happy going back to older standards. Having a law degree seems like a pretty reasonable expectation for holding public office. Maybe some previous experience in policy. Expertise is good.

The notion that an authentic working class party must embrace Nazi iconography? That's some of the most insulting shit I've ever fucking heard. You've deliberately conflated "blue collar" with "nazi scum" so fuck you.

Got drunk and got a regrettable tattoo? Forgivable. Wake up the next day, realize what you have done and don’t immediately move to cover that shit up? Very suspicious! The level of suspicion I’m unwilling to extend any benefit of the doubt toward.

GOMS🔱

Turning on your emergency flashers does not bestow upon you permission to park anywhere is convenient for you - even if you think it is for something super quick.

I hope dem strategists notice that no one protesting the government today, during a government shutdown, supposedly because of healthcare, was saying one word about the shutdown or healthcare. Wake up to the fact this is bigger than all that.

I hope dem strategists notice that no one protesting the government today, during a government shutdown, supposedly because of healthcare, was saying one word about the shutdown or healthcare. Wake up to the fact this is bigger than all that.

Like, no shit no one had ever hit 3 home runs and got 10 strikeouts in a game before. That is a stupid stat. Made up nonsense.

Making a protest shirt for #NoKings tomorrow. Where can I submit my expense report for the puff paint to George Soros?

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

I just spent way too long convincing our parent friends that this was fake and obviously so because this doesn’t look remotely like 50 cent. She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.

You left Darnold a whole minute to cook.