My goal for Q1 2026: Learn to do more with potatoes.

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Ever hear something so casually yet once you hear it you are irreversibly changed? Was listening to a podcast on the way to the gym and heard the words "The soul loves experience and it's not afraid to suffer." Feels like my entire framework for the world has had a support beam shattered.

I love this man's art. Decided to start saving some money so I can buy an original when it catches my eye.

Day 6 is here, tomorrow is my last full day at Pike Place Market, so if you’re in town for the Out & Proud Conference, or just haven’t made it over yet. This is one of your last chances to come and see me. #QueerArt #ArtSky #ShopQueer #SmallBusiness #BskyMarket

Random thought that came out of my mouth: "AI is like a toddler with 20 in intelligence and 2 in wisdom."

I adore The Oatmeal, and this recent comic of his sums up beautifully all what's wrong with AI "art". theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

The Katamari Damacy theme song started playing on my mindless background music playlist and I was 15 seconds in before realizing 1) what song I was hearing, and 2) I'd been unconsciously bobbing my head for the last 10 seconds. Adding to the happy time playlist.

The Tiger shirt is HERE! 🐯🍁 bolt-wear.com/products/fel...

"So, for MVP, we don't support that function" is how I'm going to describe topping on a first date from now on

- See a lot of pumping videos on the feed - Get excited at remembering the pump in the dresser - Dig out said pump - Realization sets in, the power cord is lost - Curse Fort Troff for having such special/obscure power connectors 😡 It’s a 3.5mm TS jack at the unit with USB A at other end 😢

Since I’m not allowing myself to re-consume media for a while (e.g. re-watch shows or videos I’ve already seen) this has become my new binge in my free time.

Finally got a replacement for the one I outgrew years ago. Thanks to the folks at FK Ptown!

Making out with your big capybara daddy in the soothing hot springs. His bristly stache brushes your tender lips as you feel him grind firmly against your taint. As he begins to push his thick pole into you, he quickly muffles your loud yelps by shoving his satsuma in your open maw to enjoy you. 🍊

Looking forward to have @jaxrhodesxxx.bsky.social have his GoGo debut for the next Seattle Treasure Trail! 😁 Get your tickets now while they are still cheap! 😉

Please please please stop with the “for every X likes I’ll do <this thing> X number of times” posts. It’s 1) passive aggressive and 2) focused on transactional engagement. Just tell us about yourself! You shouldn’t need an engagement metric to share yourself with the world.

*me at the Kylie concert looking at the visuals* “I’m not on drugs, but she sure looks like I am”

At the bar tonight talking about power bottoming and “Ride that dick like you got it for Christmas” fell out of my mouth.

It has come to this Hey guys. I’m a Canadian in the US on a TN-VISA, which expires this weekend. I’ve been looking for controls/reliability engineering work in the Seattle area only, as I don’t plan on moving. If anyone can help, or can share this to others who can help. Please do so!

Gym mix this morning Twunkerbell @ Burning Man 2024 (Full Set) by Twunkerbell on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/hcw1k8XBiqUv...

That thing where your long distance boyfriend sends you flowers. I’m not usually one for romantic gestures, but it’s nice to have a reminder that to someone is thinking about you even when you’re not there.

TFW you’re blowing your boyfriend and all you can hear in your head is Rita Repulsa screaming “Magic wand, make my monster, GROW!!!” Intrusive thoughts for $500, Alex.

Ready for action

I’m looking for suggestion on home networking gear that’s in the power user/pro realm. Specifically looking for something to do multiple wireless access points. Either wired or meshed. Preference for open-source or hacker friendly. I know of Unifi but not sure what else is out there.

Wow, 1k? With how liberally I use the block feature?! Thank you all, I’m a bit in disbelief. I promise I’ll post a lot more thirst once I find a job.

Yes, this is me showing off.

Resisting the urge to “Uhm, actually…” myself into a thread that I didn’t even start. Just because an interaction occurs in a public space doesn’t mean it’s appropriate for me to interject.

The discussion on voluntary labeling of adult content on here is feeling a lot like the “shopping cart theory” meme.

Anyone else ever cut their dick on their PA? No? Just me? So much for my evening plans 😮‍💨

Always kiss your gym partner for maximum results! @bearzalea.bsky.social #nsfw #scruff

The only decent RuPaul songs are collaborations with KUMMERSPECK

Ok, I’m getting my shit together. Here’s the first model announcement for the new year. Come draw Logan with us on January 28th! www.codyshipman.com/events/drink...

Excited to get to the gym so I can get home from the gym and stuff myself with bolognese

It me.

Ugh, they found me

New Year’s resolutions: - stop telling myself “no” to things - notice when I’m telling myself a negative story - thoughts and feelings are related but separate things - instead of scrolling Facebook, read Wikipedia (and donate (done)) - fuck at every gay dance event I go to (off to a good start!)

Holy fuck this makes so much sense.

This is about the extent of my Christmas spirit

Friren and Skyrim

To all the cocks I touched or sucked at Jizznasium tonight, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Inspired by @akgrayson.bsky.social I think he wore it better

Drew the Eight of Swords when asking how to handle my interview anxiety today. Oof.

Hey everyone, for Black Friday/Small Business Saturday/Cyber Monday I’m running a 15% off sale on my shirts and prints. Sale ends at 11:59p Monday night. Use code “CYBERCODES” for 15% off. www.codyshipman.com/shop

If you’ve been waiting for the right time to support, now’s your chance! Running a big sale on my site all this weekend. Go get yourself some art and help me become a Dad! #gayart #gaymer #gaybear #gayartist #gay #smallbusiness #gaydads #shopgay #blackfriday #shoplocal www.thatsbearlyart.com

Just found the “Hide post for me” and I think it’s going to be one of the best things for my sanity here.

I’m starting to see followers come in with a bunch of posts that are rammed with every hashtag they could think of. I’m unsure how to feel about this behavior.

I was today years old when I discovered people speedrun Sierra and LucasArts point-and-click adventures. Goodbye productivity.

I have an interview in 5 hours and I know I should be prepping because behavioral interviews are one of my weak points. My brain is absolutely refusing to focus on developing responses to these questions. Sigh. ADHD.

Discovering @noodlesandbeef.bsky.social is on here and not having any confirmation that it’s the original bastard or just someone pretending to be Dylan Hafertepen, but i advise everyone block the account ASAP. He needs to be shunned everywhere, as do his mimics.