Giving myself a hand.

I’m not like most people. I’m moist, people!

Happy Halloween!

Coconut water, gross. Coconut in me water, yum.

Sorry if my huge throbbing personality keeps distracting you.

Put up some Halloween decorations today #baddragon

Throwback to getting my prostate punched by @bearsauce.bsky.social

On the water with the fish! There were so many fish!

I didn’t workout today but let’s pretend I did for the internet. Weee.

I think I dropped more than the soap. #nsfw

I wish I had a time machine so I’d have the opportunity to suck every dick throughout all of time and space.

Hey Bobby! #scruff

Happy Sunday.

If you didn’t license my likeness to use in the astral plane, I better not find out I appeared in your dreams! #science #legalfacts

Saw a picture of me from 6 days ago and said “I use to be such a young thing”

Had the urge to drive my Lime scooter right into the back of a UPS truck just because it sounded fun to crash into something at full speed. God I need a hobby.

Take me back to the beach. 🏖️ #torremolinos #spain #scruff

Just a video of me dancing my butt on vacation. That’s it. Nothing else to see.

Just a simple selfie - hi!

Back to work after a wonderful 17 days off 😭

In flight entertainment anyone?

Do you think the WiFi is better in heaven or hell?

Arc de Triomphe

I need to bust. Any helping hands out there?

Butt what?

Overhead lighting!

I have horrible news. I have a Maroon 5 song stuck in my head.

Look at that composition! That’s art! Accidental renaissance! @bearzalea.bsky.social @jaxxwild.bsky.social

I had a breakthrough at work today. I’m the idiot.

Shower buff girls!

Boy Scouts comparing wood @bearzalea.bsky.social #nsfw

I don’t read the comments! Oh. Wait! What? Those are text messages. Sorry.

My favorite part of getting in shape is realizing that Celsius and Fahrenheit both intersect at -40° on their respective scales. Anyway I have a hard time staying focused.

My love language is watching my bf kiss other boys with his butt. 🥵

Wanted to show off progress on my chest - with help from @bearzalea.bsky.social

Morning

Happy Tuesday

Furry day. #scruff #nsfw #hairy

If this gets 1 like I’ll post a picture of my butt. Hope I can reach my goal! #support #thankyou 🙏

Smile because the facial identification software needs to scan your teeth for dental impression identification.

I’m not gay but my butthole is.

What temperature do you think heaven is set at?

I can’t believe other people aren’t gay. Like what.

A grown man licking an ice cream cone in public. That’s all.

The level of inconvenience does not determine if I need a treat; all inconveniences warrant a treat. Forgot my headphones: treat! Crashed my car: treat!

Back at it!

When you die god sits you down and y’all review everything you ever posted in the comments.

Son of a preacher man + shadow of a man remix.