It's absolutely buck wild knowing the massage technique to fix a thing, and going hard on yourself to fix the thing, and watching it get results in real time.

That feeling of "I fucking aced that interview" only to be hit with "we decided to move forward with another candidate." Feels bad. But... Ever onward

Just sayin

Tfw when he hits you with "I'm proud of you for going anyway" when you take a gym selfie and caption it with "I do not want to be here right now."

Something about filling out your boyfriends' underpants well just hits different 🙂‍↕️

Hey Olympia and Portland folks, I am moving down to Olympia for a few months, and would love to build a small group of clients in both the Olympia and Portland areas. If you or someone you know needs personal training or massage therapy, please let me know! I would love to work with you!

Dear beefy hairy Arab (Egyptian?) daddy at the gym, You're very pretty. I'd like to poke your stomach from the inside Kthnxbi

That's right, I *am* in to BDSM Bravely expressing emotions to each other Doing the small things Savoring the moment Masochism 😘

New profile pic courtesy of @pupsunburst.bsky.social and @pupshutter.bsky.social

Absolutely amazing shoot with @pupshutter.bsky.social and @pupsunburst.bsky.social - such beautiful photos, and both a genuine pleasure to work with

Does anyone else see all these beaches contaminated with fecal matter around the US and wonder - "what is this doing to the fish, who have no choice but to swim there?"

I've been hearing/seeing prerogative said a lot, and I'm not sure if I misunderstood the meaning of that word or if it's a case of social malapropism.

I have a solid oak stickley TV stand, heirloom quality, good condition (small marks from over the years but all original staining, glass, and wood work). For sale to anyone who can make me a reasonable offer. Please boost if you can

ADHD is wild. Sometimes you'll be like "I need to do this absolutely terribly tedious thing, orrrrrr I could do this other absolutely tedious terrible thing instead and ignore the other one." Like gurl... Pick a struggle.

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TFW when they're on the incline bench but levering themselves up in such a way as to basically do a shit form standard press.

I dislike that I have to paywall my help these days. It runs so contra to my inborn behavior. Fuck capitalism.

Honestly one of the hardest parts of being poly, for me, is wanting to share in the happy moments of my partners that aren't mine to share. Like sometimes you just gotta be the person they tell the story. Not part of the story. That's the hardest part for me, cause I always wanna be part of it.

There is a stunningly attractive body builder at the gym I work at. Truly gorgeous specimen. Except he doesn't have a belly button and I don't know why, but that feels so out of context given the rest of his physique. Its not an inny, or an outty. It's just not there.

Sir is all hot and sweaty from the ride today. Where's a mouth when you need one?

🤡oh no🤡 We can't let the leeches suffer, how will society persist?

Never a bad time getting tied up with @pupsunburst.bsky.social

Felt cute, might get tied up later Casual @wolfpupblade.bsky.social mask 🙂‍↕️

Not me over here being irritated that we live in such a fucked up society that public bathrooms are a god damn luxury service. I hate capitalism.

Not me seeing a magic card called out as being 21 years old that I was at the pre-release event for. 💀 I am become death 🤣 Mirrodin block for those who wonder.

Bonus pic for the day - workout fit Idk I feel hot today, and not just cause I spent 3 hours in the sun fixing my bike 🫠

Big butch energy fixing my bike today. Got inside and was very moist. Enjoy queers Had to get a tits and ass shit for posterity

I am proud to announce that I officially have a home gym - if you live near Kirkland or Redmond and want specialized training focused on injury prevention and recovery,body recomposition, strength and functional training, reach out to me at [email protected]

Anyway here's my ass

You know what my depression really needed? Rejection and to see my ex doing things with a guy I was talking to who ghosted me that he (my ex) and I had talked about doing together. Feeling replaceable 🎉🎉🎉

I'd like if life could stop happening so constantly to me. Just a short little break-y break? As a treat?

Body builder icon at the gym right now: Fem bodied, age guessed at 55 +/- 3. Cute pink frilly shirt, lavender shorts, Barbie doll pink ballerina flats. SWOLL this person, not even exaggerating, has bigger arms than I do, and I'm rocking 17 inches around right now. Their trap definition is insane

New profile pic courtesy of @pupsunburst.bsky.social

Once again they are coming for our third spaces. chng.it/M8rwpLkBWs Sign the petition, show up, and help preserve this queer space for future generations.

Honestly idk why I even have a bed at this point.

I violently hate that it is considered more socially correct to brush people off and give non-committal answers than simply reject them. I'd always rather just be told.

Working non-stop for weeks on end hits different when it's for yourself... But it still hits.

Casual lat pop, and it's not even back day

So much fun learning these ties, and @blupup.bsky.social looks so good in red 😍

Got to play around with @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social the other day. I was forgetful and didn’t take too many pics, but I think these kind of sum up the vibe. 😋😋 #enby #goodtoy

Happy pride homos, be crime do gay

Shamelessly plugging for clients - if you're in the Seattle region and need personal training or bodywork, DM me, I would love to work with you!

Had an absolutely wonderful time with @buckaroo-who.bsky.social - it's always a good time when you say "hey I wanna try a thing" and the other person says "hell yeah!"

Lots of stares in this while I chatted with front desk at my gym. Can't imagine why 🤭

Happy solstice y'all

Lots of open slots for next week for anyone who wants personal training or bodywork done. DM me to book an appointment!

I'm officially at the point with my biceps where some of my shirts that have less stretchy fabric require a distinct tug to remove.

I really like this picture of me. Thanks @nwloadingdock.bsky.social and @pupsunburst.bsky.social for catching this.

Hey everyone I just lost my job I am a clinical massage therapist in training and a personal trainer If you live in the Seattle area and want either of those services, please contact me Please boost if you are able

I am definitely feeling myself today. Gay powers have been restored.