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Why do I start crying every time I finish a book these days?

Any one available in Olympia or Seattle on January 6th who wants food and potential new friends in exchange for helping me move, hmu.

Happy solstice

For the millionth time: prerogative = exclusive right Please stop using it in place of "problem" or "concern" This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood pet peeve collector.

My most technically challenging tie to date @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social looks so fucking hot!!! 🥵

Drink gremlin mode - ENGAGE!

Kinda giving daddy and I don't hate it 😐

5 rounds of interviews, driving multiple hours round trip, to get rejected because "lack of experience". Like fuck off. If you know you're not willing to hire someone new to the industry, don't string them along. Can't fucking stand that shit.

Feeling good about how I'm looking. Got my weight back up into the 170's, hoping to balance back out at 185 by the end of the year.

Trigger warning: eating disorders, body dysmorphia, mental health issues

Kinda feelin myself today

They tried cremating him but even after a few hours, he was somehow still frozen on the inside.

My sister called me because of some personal issues going on in her life. I asked her what her local community, the people in her area that she could reach out to and be like "hey can I steal a loaf of bread?" Kinda community looks like. Does not exist. Build. Local. Fucking. Community.

Not sure how I felt about this. Processing. But I'm proud of the self-tie butterfly harness

In other news I got to the gym today 🥰

Take AP&P in high school: neat, this is fun new information Take AP&P again in college: cool, this is an easy A for me and reinforces the info Take AP&P again for massage license as a mid-30's: fuck me I'd rather die than do this again.

I remembered this poem while I was high on mushrooms with my boyfriend. It was this kinda trip: "-This is a Love Poem- I hope This ends In death" If someone can cite the author for me, this is not my original work.

Few things frustrate me more than seeing job that pays poverty wages but has a master's degree as required qualifications

Shocking. Truly.

I wonder if there is some meaningful psychology behind the color of heart emoji a person chooses to use. Idle ponderings are idle.

Private equity bought EA Games(?) You mean that company is gonna get *worse* than it already is? Jesus Christ I am so over it.

It's absolutely buck wild knowing the massage technique to fix a thing, and going hard on yourself to fix the thing, and watching it get results in real time.

That feeling of "I fucking aced that interview" only to be hit with "we decided to move forward with another candidate." Feels bad. But... Ever onward

Just sayin

Tfw when he hits you with "I'm proud of you for going anyway" when you take a gym selfie and caption it with "I do not want to be here right now."

Something about filling out your boyfriends' underpants well just hits different 🙂‍↕️

Hey Olympia and Portland folks, I am moving down to Olympia for a few months, and would love to build a small group of clients in both the Olympia and Portland areas. If you or someone you know needs personal training or massage therapy, please let me know! I would love to work with you!

Dear beefy hairy Arab (Egyptian?) daddy at the gym, You're very pretty. I'd like to poke your stomach from the inside Kthnxbi

That's right, I *am* in to BDSM Bravely expressing emotions to each other Doing the small things Savoring the moment Masochism 😘

New profile pic courtesy of @pupsunburst.bsky.social and @pupshutter.bsky.social

Absolutely amazing shoot with @pupshutter.bsky.social and @pupsunburst.bsky.social - such beautiful photos, and both a genuine pleasure to work with

Does anyone else see all these beaches contaminated with fecal matter around the US and wonder - "what is this doing to the fish, who have no choice but to swim there?"

I've been hearing/seeing prerogative said a lot, and I'm not sure if I misunderstood the meaning of that word or if it's a case of social malapropism.

I have a solid oak stickley TV stand, heirloom quality, good condition (small marks from over the years but all original staining, glass, and wood work). For sale to anyone who can make me a reasonable offer. Please boost if you can

ADHD is wild. Sometimes you'll be like "I need to do this absolutely terribly tedious thing, orrrrrr I could do this other absolutely tedious terrible thing instead and ignore the other one." Like gurl... Pick a struggle.

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TFW when they're on the incline bench but levering themselves up in such a way as to basically do a shit form standard press.

I dislike that I have to paywall my help these days. It runs so contra to my inborn behavior. Fuck capitalism.

Honestly one of the hardest parts of being poly, for me, is wanting to share in the happy moments of my partners that aren't mine to share. Like sometimes you just gotta be the person they tell the story. Not part of the story. That's the hardest part for me, cause I always wanna be part of it.

There is a stunningly attractive body builder at the gym I work at. Truly gorgeous specimen. Except he doesn't have a belly button and I don't know why, but that feels so out of context given the rest of his physique. Its not an inny, or an outty. It's just not there.

Sir is all hot and sweaty from the ride today. Where's a mouth when you need one?

🤡oh no🤡 We can't let the leeches suffer, how will society persist?

Never a bad time getting tied up with @pupsunburst.bsky.social

Felt cute, might get tied up later Casual @wolfpupblade.bsky.social mask 🙂‍↕️

Not me over here being irritated that we live in such a fucked up society that public bathrooms are a god damn luxury service. I hate capitalism.

Not me seeing a magic card called out as being 21 years old that I was at the pre-release event for. 💀 I am become death 🤣 Mirrodin block for those who wonder.

Bonus pic for the day - workout fit Idk I feel hot today, and not just cause I spent 3 hours in the sun fixing my bike 🫠

Big butch energy fixing my bike today. Got inside and was very moist. Enjoy queers Had to get a tits and ass shit for posterity