probably the most fun i've had reading something online in weeks defector.com/name-a-28-ye...

Madonna as Moby Dick quotes—

He also does a good tattoo with his clothes on, fwiw. Look at the little rat boy he gave me—

RIP Patricia Routledge

Happy #LetterboxdFriday. I'm trying to do the October thing *and* I just got Criterion Channel, so watch out!

You, there, girlie! WHAT DAY IS IT?

Obsessed with Once Bitten and still can’t get over this shower scene and will be yelling FAG ALERT indiscriminately for the foreseeable future

Bored at work, but at least I'm pretty.

The "Ghosting" tv program makes me love gay people again.

If you recognize AI is bad and doing bad things to visual art, why are you still using it to WRITE for you?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE MAKE THE SCOOBY CAST MOSTLY BIPOC Justice Smith as gender-flipped Daphne. Marsai Martin as Velma. Rachel Sennot as gender-flipped Freddy. Somehow get a time machine and get 1996 Marlon Wayans to do Shaggy.

RIP Jane Goodall. 🖤

Real talk, tho, who did this. Who's trying to make "boo baskets" a thing. I bet there's a traceable culprit behind it all, like with other astroturfed trends, like bacon obsession and wine mom decor.

Wait. Aren't we boycotting A24 tho?

The trailer for Harry Lighton’s ‘PILLION’ starring Harry Melling & Alexander Skarsgård. In theaters February 2026.

This is absolutely correct. No notes.

Overnight, Trump and Republicans in Congress shut down the federal government. They shut it down because they’re determined to strip healthcare from millions of Americans, to enrich the billionaires they serve, to continue the assault on our rights. We must fight back.

Am I going to see it? Yes, duh. Am I excited for it? ...eh, I wish we prioritized telling NEW stories.

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Spell your name with movie titles 🎥 Dune (1984) Ocean's 8 (2018) Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The (1964) Go (1999) Logan's Run (1976) Alien (1979) Superman (2025)

Why TF is "Sunset Boulevard" not on Criterion Channel streaming? Thats crazy, man

"Welcome to Portland, Where Trump’s Fever Dream Is America’s New Nightmare." My colleague @timdickinson.bsky.social files a dispatch from his town where life is good until the president says it is not. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

“I didn’t stutter: there will be no federal takeover of Portland” ~Rep. Janelle Bynum

I love Spice8Rack just talking about magic in general. Also completely accurate takes.

Are these "Democrats" in the room with us right now? 2025 Shutdown: • White House: Donald Trump ✔️ • Senate Majority: GOP✔️ • House Majority: GOP✔️ 2018-2019 Shutdown: • White House: Donald Trump✔️ • Senate Majority: GOP✔️ • House Majority: GOP✔️

Honestly, the teleprompter script was also unhinged. "From Sparta to Rome to the British Empire..." what the fuck??

I'm honestly a little surprised he didn't call Tina Kotek a slur.

Yall. Trump is cooked. This is insane.

What?!?!? OMG that would be so amazing

I’m literally obsessed with this Deafies in Drag sketch and the way they sign labubu 🤣

Being a writer is just deeply embarrassing at its core. "Please, friend, enjoy my trauma-informed hallucinations. Tell me you like knowing what I played make-believe about for the last several months. Please ask me about the little fights and tortures I dreamt up." ... just, ugh— god, I could die.

I took half those potatoes and made soup. It's delicious.

I bought too many potatoes at the Grocery Outlet and now I have to figure out what to make with all of them. Oh no! 🙄

In a world where Dems had any concept of how messaging works, this would be the easy fish to shoot in the weakest barrel. "He's firing people because Dems demand USAmericans be able to see a doctor" should be so fucking easy.

I cut my hair so I'm going to The Eagle (in war-torn Portland, Oregon) if anyone needs to show up and confess their love or whatever.

Ehhhh...... this is exhausting. He's exhausting.

"I'm not your typical AFFILIATIVE CATEGORY. I'm different and ~cool~ 😎" please, ma'am. I am too old and tired for your nonsense.

If you see this, post a bridge.

Neat. We live in a functional society.

Lunch Question: What if an Italian beef was also a loose meat sandwich? (and made of ground lamb and served on a bolillo because these things were on sale!) Answer: It would be fukken delicious.

All vaxxed up and nowhere to go. (Except home, where I will bake muffins) ((This image is a lie. They gave me FLU in one arm and COVID in the other, but I moved the bandages to the same arm for clarity in visual storytelling and clout.))

Life in the war-torn city of Portland, which has the lowest levels of violent crime in the US and hasn't seen civil unrest since the last time Trump deployed forces there to stir it up. Heavy preoccupation with the cultivation of roses and roasting good coffee. slate.com/life/2025/09...

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

Oh, no. ... I really was Willard in 2020. Remember when the neighbors came over all concerned to tell me I had rats in my tree and I had to pretend to be shocked?

By my reckoning, we should get another wave of 3D movies in about ten years. So... stay tuned for that, I guess?

HEB bulk spices bureau, I miss you most of all.

F-slur H-word all damn day, splugh

Didn't "Lower Decks" cover this? Maybe in a couple different episodes, even?

Good morning. I made you breakfast potatoes.