LAS has a fukken smoking lounge. ...and they make a perfectly acceptable Old Fashioned.

LAS — the Las Vegas airport — vibes with no atom of my soul. This feels like actual Hell to me.

I don't expect much from an airport bloody mary, but it's definitely more than this. Sadface.

Goodbye, St. Louis.

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

I am always looking for an anecdote to the decadence of the professional class, so I'll give this beer a try

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched! 🎥 boxd.it/avidv

He literally makes me want to cry (joyfully).

I don't know why this is The Sisko Day, but obviously I pray to the prophets for his safe return.

I hate USAmerican politics.

If they hadn’t staked so much goddamn money on this bullshit they could’ve, with one fell swoop, zigged while everyone else zagged and said “we’re not going to force this down your throat” and earned multiple generations of loyal users

Charli XCX makes amazing vocal tracks in desperate need of a remix underneath.

aka Dems Find Another Group to Burn at the Altar of Cheap Gasoline Promises They Can't & Won't Have Any Control Over

but like I said the other day, NBC cast Vanessa Williams in The Odyssey in 1997 and no one gave a shit because this outrage is manufactured by racist incel billionaires from South Africa who no longer touch grass.

St Louis bun.

Jesus fucking Christ this entire thread...

Ok but

Welp, it's Gemini season after all.

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

Having a Nazi tattoo is much worse than this.

Sometimes my body just decides to be weird about it, whatever it may be. Today is one of those days, goddessbless🙏

AND FUKKEN STARSHIP IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND??? I might die from desire, friends.

Goddamnit. Here I was, a GoodChristinWoman, celibate and independent, and then along comes a gorgeous goth teddy bear of a man and I'm ready to give it all up for a single moustache ride. ... This is folly, friends. Folly!

In space, no one can hear the APPLAUSE sign.

If anyone knows this handsome bar manager at the Denver airport, give him my number 🫦

Bald and masked I look like a fucking molerat. Ugh.

Things I Do Not Need Yet Will Surely Buy

I love my gay little airport with its wood and trees. #PDX

This is a bummer. Of course, I believe in shopping local first, but in a bookstore desert B&N was a fucking oasis. I'm truly going to miss it.

And thus ends my liveskeets of "The Faculty" (1998). One of the best sci-fi horror films ever made. Wow.

The sitcom credits sequence ending!

Smoking a cigarette in the middle of football practice WHILE flirting with your teacher. As I said, 1998 was a whole fukken vibe, man.

OMFG, the last jump scare still got me. ... I should start wearing layered tees again.

Larval Shrapnel to the face!!!

The monster shadow in the locker room is phenomenal filmmaking.

Absolute batshit amount of fake outs in this 105 minute film.

This story is obviously queer. Why didn't they let it be explicitly queer?

I love how Fucking Massive the alien becomes. Like, what? Why is it suddenly the size of a goddamn kraken?

Let's cast absolutely every actor available and give them all a glorious three to seven minutes of screen time. It's a perfect set up. ...and then put Famke Janssen's head on tentacles.

The literal message of this movie is pro drugs.

Forcing Clea DuVall into a hetero romance with Shawn Hatosy is a hate crime.

Bebe Neuwirth at 40 looks better than I looked at 25.

Why did they set "The Faculty" in Ohio? This whole situation feels very Texas-coded, but especially the Friday Night Football sequence.

Snorting caffeine powder? I remember smoking nutmeg but not snorting caffeine pills.