Friends. Around 2017-ish, there was a young-ish leader? military general? dictator? of a former Soviet? Eastern European? country that many gays Very Problematically lusted over because he kinda looked like a gay bear ngl. Who was that?

I just got my first new MacBook in 12 years. ... we fukken lost iTunes? What the fuck, man?

I Sadly know a lot of autistics like this. Good to know this pattern/behavior has a name ! Echoism

Notes app doodle

Vin Diesel is the male version of Tara Reid.

I have thrown out my back, but not in the fun way. I am in wild pain. I understand why Batman quit his job after he experienced back pain from his fight with Bane.

Urban developer nerd crew: Is "build more housing" really the solution? I keep seeing stats that say we have something like three empty houses for every unhoused person, but they're owned by corps and sit empty on purpose. "build more housing" and "surfiet of supply" seem at odds with each other?

I never realized they shot the damn thing twice. I assumeed they just stacked two different cameras. Damn

Half a memory just bobbed up. Did yall play "flashlight tag" as kids? Did I? Is this memory real or just two neurons firing together coincidentally?

Yall. "Die My Love" was fucking phenomenal. I will officially watch J-Law do anything and I need her people to talk to Yorgos Lanthimos's or PT Anderson's people IMMEDIATELY

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

"Running Man" (2025) was not a movie I enjoyed. It felt like it didn't understand what satire is.

In today's Very ADHD Question: Friends who have owned a hot tub. Good idea— yea or nay?

This could be us. (TW: ice cream tongue)

JFC. We deserve a more competent evil.

Reparations, library funding, teacher pay, universal housing, and I do not understand the need for national border enforcement **at all** Cities, counties, and states do fine without it, pretty sure countries would, too.

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here's my #LastFourWatched. I don't understand why I think "Stalker" is one of the best films ever, but I definitely do.

These tomato pickers earn 86 cents per 25 lb bucket. On an average day a worker fills around 170 buckets --or more than 4000 pounds of tomatoes picked by hand. The fruit is picked green so it ripens red by the time it reaches your store. #WeFeedYou

Happy Friday, everyone

If you've ever said, I need a perfect house music anthem for a roughly ten minute house cleaning task, Up Down Suite is it, babes youtu.be/IdtR_JJchpc?...

Billie Eilish calls out Elon Musk for not using his wealth to aid humanity and resolve global issues: “f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”

JD is a messy bitch. Pass it on.

"Ms. Kelly, we have reason to believe your child was being sexually trafficked." "WHICH ONE?" "The 15 year old." "OH THANK GOD"

Called it!

The least important thing about the J.Ep. emails is his fucking bonkers punctuation style, but I really need everyone to recognize this fucking bonkers punctuation style with me.

I've got the heart bleeps (transient idiopathic arrhythmia) again. Ugh. So annoying.

this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty

Workers of the world, unite! It's a Mayday release, yall! youtu.be/9c-DrMe8o5Q?...

I expect more parodies of "Joyride" (by Kesha) before fall is done— 🎶 I'm just looking for a HAY RIDE tonight! 🎶

Get you a city park that can do both.

This is the political version of "How can we write another James Bond if he died in the last one?"

If "The Blues Brothers" isn't on this list, I will eat my hat.

Hmm. Turns out today is a country music and crying sort of day. Interesting.

Looking like a dad-on-a-hayride flavored snack at the LabCorp appointment to test my various anemias and hematurias. Happy Tuesday, yall.

What I get from this is that Anthony Horowitz (author of three 007 novels) is a bad writer who doesn't understand fiction (or James Bond).

THE BEAN HAS FALLEN. repeat THE BEAN HAS FALLEN.

I still think we could get him to cancel student loan debt if we just convinced him it was his idea.

🎶...but I won't do that, oh no, no I won't do that.🎶 Every Dem over 70 (lololol) has got to go.

Zoltar says "I see massive USPS post office shutdowns coming soon"

Why *am* I awake tho? Time shift hit and now I'm falling asleep at 8pm and waking up at 4am like a little 18th c. monk hermit freak. Using this time to meditate and scribe and eat a bit of cheese, ffs.

The first Republican who realizes they can link anti-billionaire socialist assistance programs with MAGA racist populism is going to be the next president.

Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?

Nobody shits the bed like a career Democrat.

Chuck Schumer, probably —

Socks with a pattern.

I have discovered the "Little House on the Prairie" channel on Roku TV, so... I'm set for the winter, thanks.

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy

Literally. Honestly. Besties. I'm willing to do mail fraud for this.