I'm so tired of being worried about fucking food.

YouTube interrupting meditation videos with ads doesn't make me want to pay for YouTube, it makes me want to leave the site completely and forever.

Grass always grows Dandelions will thrive May the things that you’ve done Eat you alive

Last night, I dreamt that I smoked too much weed and was uncomfortably stoned throughout the dream, and now I've felt weird all morning. Anyway. Gm.

The fucking ad on this story, bro.

Gays. Have any of you paid for Hinge? Is it worth it?

Fuuuuckkkkkk. Be safe. The USAmerica continues to be dogshit, run by ghouls. IDK, man. Fuck.

The math feels off, but ok tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

First trivia of the year is done. Woot.

Aliens.

Last night, I dreamt I was helping Sandra Bullock win a post-apocalyse local election. We lived underground and the placement of her milk crate of borrowed shoes felt very important to the campaign.

Ok people, what are 4 albums you like to really lock in and listen to, front to back? (lol, I really like prog rock, yall.)

I couldn't remember Michael Rapaport's name last week and described him as "that super annoying white guy from the 90s/00s who thinks he's down when he absolutely is not" and my friend got it immediately.

The corporation for Public Broadcasting has shut down. Please donate to your PBS and NPR stations. Just $5 a month is a lot of help. We subscribe to our PBS station and get a monthly guide to programming.

Update on "men"—

It's just sound and light. They put 40 year old keychain technology into a brick and are passing it off as INTERESTING, but it's just fucking sounds and light. THIS IS NOT IMPRESSIVE.

Today I woke up pissed off at men, in case you're wondering how 2026 is starting out for me. #blessedt

Stranger Things was really good.

Honestly, that coming out speech might be the best I've seen in a while.

The Maya Hawke speech in Stranger Things (and its flashback, damn) had me bawling. Queer Power!

Way back in 2016, when we were collectively obsessed with Barb, I made a bumper sticker

Watching Stranger Things e2. It's good so far, but "that doesn't make sense" has been said an AWFUL LOT by a bunch of people that accept they're living above a hell dimension.

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

In case you're wondering how the grift is going in 2026

Commander or Standard?

Your 2025 Wrapped is here 🎁 Emails are currently being sent out or you can see your personal stats here: boxd.it/eew

My #Letterboxd year in review is just "Here are the weeks I was sick; here's where I binged XMen; and yes, I watched Superman three or four times" ... but my First and Last are a cute bookend.

My #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched pretty good set, really. "Go" is a Christmas movie and "200 Cigarettes" is a New Year's movie and Jay Mohr is a dirtbag in both.

I hate the "what almost killed you" meme. Feels very heteronormative to me; dark in an unfunny way.

I miss the experience of a landline phone.

No question about it.

My 2026 vibe

STG, all the hairs on my nütsæck went from a lovely brown to a witchy gray just between Christmas and New Year's Eve

Past me bought current me a Gatorade, which was nice, but Long Past Past me downloaded a video file copy of "200 Cigarettes" for which I cannot thank him enough.

God, I hope so 🙏🤞

Same procedure as every year, James. youtu.be/5n7VI0rC8ZA?...

Last trivia night of 2025! We did it, Joe!

Share your holy trinity of cast albums

Well, this was fun. whereidlive.com I can't do the heat+politics of the South anymore, I'm sorry. 🫠

I saw "A Clockwork Orange" when I was 12.

Illinois hasn't had dog rabies for 31 years??? This feels like something I should have known about. gizmodo.com/illinois-hea...

Are we romanticizing asking your one night stand to move with you in THE NEXT MORNING?????

"I can't believe you're into me" says one of the most conventionally attractive men in the history of HBO. Neat.

Glad we have an answer to "What if Lex Luthor were an idiot?"

I'm adorable.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Whenever I make a YuletidePost™️ it's my hope that a stalker finds it in, like, March and has a panic attack about liking it way out of season.

Make a Bond movie casual Diamonds Are For Christmas

In the canon of cunty monologues for gays to memorize, I would still put this near the top youtu.be/kj7i88LQ9DE?...

70s Twink Nerd Bruce Davison. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤