Fuck your AI art. If you plead ignorance, fuck you too.

My toxic trait is keeping someone unblocked so I can see how unhinged they are and can get.

FYI. Me telling you in DM’s that I’m not interested in sexual discussions does not mean I am not okay. The follow up should be a change of topic, and not a: “OMG ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”

I know this is a pikachu speedo, but as a dog, I feel like Yamper or Boltund make more sense.

Finding out Josh Hutcherson’s favourite board game is Twilight Imperium wasn’t on my 2026 BINGO card, but here we are! www.tiktok.com/t/ZThehdwgU

This jock has built in instructions for you puppy.

Hello I am an unpadded stanchion at the end of a hockey bench at Northern Michigan University

See a bulge, share a bulge.

From -80F to 80F in one week. Happy New Years Pups and Non-Pups

Seeing a sweat pants themed night at a bar, and its not in Seattle when I’m home? Homophobic.

Sending me an unsolicited dick pic then following that up with a “and where’s your meat?” message? Jail.

I keep getting advertised this “home gym” with a mirror that trains tou using Ai (ew). But the markdown is 96% from its normal price and its just… fucking what?!?!

The first video of Blade out in Alaska at the Raven taken by @akcynderspawn.bsky.social…. 2019 Christmas time.

AWRF

I love this dog.

So what if I brought my gay furry hockey team’s jersey to Alaska to wear on Xmas with all my Republican coworkers. Get into it.

“Hey Blade what do you think about that new hockey show, isn’t it cool to see representation?” Nope. Super triggering. Please do not send me clips of it.

Just because I was broken… and still am. That doesn’t mean the good I am, and the good I do doesn’t shine despite that which (& those who) broke me.

Here’s a close up detail shot video of the kintsugi inspired hood I made #mooseknuckleleather #leatheraustralia #leather #handmadeinaustralia #customleather #madetoorder #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #trending

Made this kintsugi inspired hood over the last few months, it’s not in its forever home with @wolfpupblade.bsky.social ❤️❤️ Get at me for custom orders while there are still spaces!

On my Kintsugi Shit. @mooseknuckle.bsky.social is fucking amazing, and y’all should definitely look at them for custom hoods.

“Hey Blade you played hockey, are your teeth fucked up?” Why yes good Sir, A puck to the jaw does a molar good, I promise you

Chicago! March 20th!

To the pups at Bear Social yesterday who would put their hoods on when @poipopmoogi.bsky.social and I would, and shy away when we noticed… I promise we only bite when asked. Next time come and be dumb dogs with us on the stage. Y’all were adorable and made the place a lot more fun with your energy

Bring back the harlem shake

Pop Quiz: Bad Dragon toy with a knot Or Blades dick with a knot

Last full day in AK until Dec 16. Flex for posterity

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IT FUCKEN WIMDY

If you’re the couple in the threesome and only look at each other while things are happening, and spend all the time trying to impress each other…. You ruined the sex for me

Follow all Blades or else…

If everyone is calling an ice hockey rink a boy aquarium… does that make me a beta fish?

Oh…. Oh god… is this a picture I actually like of me fully clothed? What do I do with myself? What is HAPPENING?!

This has to be a gay guy behind the scenes orchestrating this.

Let’s throw up some old Blade pics. And an old pic of @pupcolossus.bsky.social and I early on in our pup “careers”.

Yes I’m a pup who wants a fucking Plufl. SO WHAT

Yes fellow gay. I see you in your Neleus tank top. You can’t hide, that is the official gymshirt of our people.

Naming your wobbly cat DUI (Dewey) is top tier. Perfect, no notes. 10/10.

I just realized I missed a chance to make my trademark bark “Bourque”. Hockey dogs will get this.

An important note to make is that kink gear, and a pup hood is not necessary to be a pup. Anybody who says so is gatekeeping and an asshole You must, however, have a paw tattoo, a septum piercing and respond with some kind of ‘bark’ to everything. I don’t make the rules.

Genuinely please fucking do it. Nobody has the money for the tickets in Seattle anyways, and traffic will be debilitating.

More A’s for your Q’s are available on Instagram (@wolfpup_Blade)

Answering your q’s with my a’s on instagram (@wolfpup_blade)

IMO pup hoods no longer necessarily carry flagging with it, but sometimes certain colours just makes sense for certain pups 😂

Oops

It’s a “Pucking Mutts” jersey and chill kind of day.

✨🌈❄️💕BRANDING💕❄️🌈✨

A personal note real quick: Do not use the following words to describe something from your body meant to be enjoyed: - Ripe. - Rank. - Reek. - I’m about to sperm. Feel free to add more in replies.

Lazy 430 am BladeWiggles for [10/31/2025]

Goodnight to everybody except the gays that say hi on scruff, then follow it up with a “I guess I’m not your type or worth your time” during normal work hours