Oooh another birthday present. She is so pretty

Wonder if i had a bday before my 14th if I would be as awkward with them still. Fk the JW religion

47th Birthday and mother freaking out she is 62 Like it's my fault ya freak

70 Bertie Beetles for birthday breakfast

Still shaking whatever lurgy I have managed to pick up so have made a super nutritious vege big breakfast and now am going to curl back up under doona and watch Artemis II return, then some reality tv until its time for drag race. Whole lot of nothing in my future today...

Grilled tomato may just be my fav part of a big breakfast!! Yep, I know I am a weirdo.

Notice how Melania is calling on Epstein survivors to go through the grueling and humiliating ordeal of testifying in Congress when she knows her husband is covering up the evidence that would cooberate their testimony? Melania is just as big an asshole as Donald.

Mango Mussolini is having a good day then?! What a fkn rant...

#365PerfectSongs 99/365 Every day in 2026, I'm playing and sharing a song that I think is perfect. No extra commentary. No notes. Just the song. Today's song is Ride's 'Vapour Trail'. #MusicSky

In news that shocks absolutely nobody...

Exactly!

WATTERS: “Are you mad there’s a ceasefire? Where do you stand?” @jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “I stand in reality. There is no ceasefire. It’s a complete fiction.” (From @acyn.bsky.social )

Sick day on couch with doona. Can watch The Weeknight on msnow without interruptions which is good.

Mango Mussolini is a fucking psycho!!!

Watching Aljazeera waiting for a response from Iran. Expecting them to say they arent negotiating with Mango Mussolini

Trump delays by two weeks

So keen to see how close Shawn Harris gets in MTGs very very red seat...

Does anybody want to afford it?

There is no more cursed sentence

When I thought Bush was the worst I could at least sleep... But now ya never know what you will wake up to. Wonder if we did a vox pop on US streets how many could name any member of Aussie Gov... Crazy how many US ones I can name. The world has gone to hell in a handbasket as my gran would say

Do you say half (whatever time) or did you not grow up around /with Brits... Workmate gave me shit for saying our meeting was half ten. Dunno what to tell you, old habits die hard

Now would be a good time for Charles to cancel his state visit to the US.

Exactly this👇

I love Aussie compulsory voting...

has he blamed anyone else for the post yet?

Yikes, bailed on mafsau after the gross dinner party weeks ago but just happened to see another one which is even worse. TIme to retire this shite?

If you can’t sack your demented, insane president are you even a democracy?

This is how a headline of Trump’s unglued Easter post should be written. 👏

Buy the thing when you see it!!! Lost an awesome dress between lunchtime and hometime because I was indecisive

Whoa, it's been 30 years since I've been on a horse. Might have to see if it's something I can organise for my birthday in a couple weeks

Gotta admit Bulldogs are pretty darn good

Fk me, hope I didnt 2017 style jinx myself. decided when we moved to Yarraville maybne western bulldogs should be my local team (when not playing crows)... I adopted Richmond when we first moved here and they beat us in a GF...

Upcycling. Opinion shop tea cups and neighbours plants. (The tea cups are size of soup bowls)

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Fkn psycho

Kid with adhd "sometimes I have so much in my head I lose everything " I feel ya babe. So glad you are getting help at 10 instead of 45

Really good tough win for Crows against a team which has been a real bogey side for them. Their defensive stuff doesn't get enough credit, Josh Worrell & Wayne Milera particularly good. Two raw ruckmen stood up & forwards flexed when game had to be won. Really valuable psychologically. #AFLPiesCrows

Go you crows!! 💙❤️💛 #AFLPiesCrows

I must be getting freaking old.... Really been loving the portrait artist of the year show

Reminder that your trauma recovery tools & needs don't need to make sense to anyone else. They don't have to live your life or manage your wounds. You do. Create routines & cultivate tools that keep YOU stable, whether or not anyone else in the world "gets it."

Not sure of real name but as s kid I called the one on our farm prickly pear. Fk me, the fruit better be as good as 80s me remembers or I've a hand full of prickles/ thorns for no reason

Yep, running into a teddy in the park at 7:30pm is totally normal

I'd rather my stones over your sky daddy

Killing each other is such a fkn stupid thing to spend money on

Wonder how bad Barnaby is kicking himself...

I've had the most productive weekend, chores and exercise speaking, in months. Now have signs of a cold creeping in so time for some chamomile tea with honey and an early night I think

Anyone else tired of being forced to find out when they did not fuck around?

Tried to make low fodmap oat & seed bars, but have made very expensive granola. Will need to work on binding next time