Tech troubleshooting my home server while I cook Easter dinner get you a parent who can do both etc

I don't respect megachurches. the greed and corruption are issues but even worse they don't have anything like a massive emerald in a vault with esoteric wisdom etched into it, no bones encased in jewels and gold, no scroll containing the true face of the devil, things of this nature

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Flashback to the time I created Judith Butler as a custom wrestler in WWE 2K24 (complete with a ring announcer call-out). Straight from the WWE Gender Performance Center!

My brother had his life’s work and his apartment destroyed in a fire yesterday morning, including a movie he’d been working on for 15 years. Any little bit anyone can pitch in is appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-str...

Me getting tattoos: this is actually kind of nice Me after braces put on: my mooouf, whyyyy

It’s making me really mad that a book I find infuriating called Adult Braces came out like two weeks before I got Adult Braces

Persona 3 turns twenty (20) this year

People complain about mayor Gillingham’s budgets closing pools and leaving infrastructure unmaintained, but if you wait long enough those two problems solve each other!

Rubbing my little paws together for more Silent Hill f tonight, we’re going through our first new game plus

I bought some flowers with my grocery order today and not only did it turn out to be a blizzard they turned out to be spray painted white daisies

So I got sideswiped by a semi yesterday and have been punished with yet another rental car I hate

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

My feet are finally normal again

I am so tired but I have to go corral a dozen children in a snow maze in two hours

So the capuchin monks of Austria have a magazine and all I can say is that the cover is a real vibe. 70s hitchhikers? alt-folk darlings? baader-meinhof splinter group? Carthusian Swingers? Who can say what the vibe is, but it is one.

the bushes were people 😂

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

Oof cake was foundational for me

Is someone testing the mailing list by asking everyone on it to reply a scam thing or just a chaotic evil action

I was in a little car accident yesterday and I have driven the rental car twice and only cried the first time please clap

Driving rural prairie highways in blowing snow is my new visual metaphor for the land of the dead

Two jabronis on the street outside my apartment were yelling at each other, had gotten out of their cars and were probably about to fight. Then I opened my window, yelled “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” and they shut up and got back in their cars.”

you just need to romanticize your life as a cyberpunk protagonist. every day i wake up and take stimulants (adderall) and jack into the net to get up to hijinks in cyberspace (get on my computer and post my thoughts every 20-35 minutes)

I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.

Learning how to play magic the gathering because I love getting into expensive hobbies that take up space

My son keeps watching the music video for Here Comes the Hotstepper before bed and naps and I thought he just liked the song but I forgot to turn the volume on on his device and he’s watching it with no sound just as contently

I will now grade all the other actors as human beings based on how cool they are with this

3D Charlie Brown is fucked up man

Yotta flop deez nuts

Kicking off 2026 by querying SNAGGLETEETH, my weird lil 96k word adult speculative novel ✨

Eating chicken wings with other people is always low key embarrassing because they’re all like “wow that was good I couldn’t quite finish” and I’m like anakin and the sand people

Seeing all these people logging back into their dusty Bluesky accounts

Nine Delights 2026

Let’s Live in Prosperity for 1000-10000 Years Together #art

I went to the weed store earlier and the owner I always chat with was like, any good plans for tonight? And I was like… well I drove cardboard to the dump and I’m here and then I’m gonna go buy a shitload of freezer apps and go home

Posts about Marjory T Green or whatever happening and I’m so blissfully unaware it took multiple minutes to realize it wasn’t about magic the gathering

this just reminded me how playlist stories are my favorite things

Merry Crimcram from the Crime Ram, thank god we didn’t have to leave the house today

Man Paul Williams, one of the best to ever do it, king of the songs that feel like community

My kid told me she finds the muppets upsetting and I said “that’s okay, you don’t have to like what I like” but I died a little bit inside

disney resorts promo comic www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

My kid is like, stunned by how mean and shitty everyone is in Rudolph but insists on watching it repeatedly apparently

Just jumped into a conversation between a receptionist and a guy with a language barrier who couldn’t remember his child’s previous dentist aside from half the name, half the street name, and half the phone number because I was like… I can solve this in five seconds please it’s hurting me