Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Imagine not knowing what K9 could do for over four years. Now you know why he should’ve won the 2021 Heisman Trophy.

Congrats K9! MVP! #GoGreen

Happy for K9! And now…BRING ON BASEBALL SEASON! ❤️🤍⚾️

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Feels very dark that every ad is AI, crypto and gambling.

I will never tire of watching Lincoln the eagle. 🦅 #flyeaglesfly

What a halftime show!

RICKY yassss

all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.

It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people

The Dunkin de-aging AI nightmare followed by the garbage level effort from Coinbase. The bar is in hell.

I am so psyched for Project Hail Mary and really hope I’m not disappointed.

Why’d K9 diss MSU?

This is real, and it’s located near Tesla’s flagship London store in Tottenham.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

A very happy truck day to all who celebrate

The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.

Trump launched an affordability-focused midterm campaign for Republicans this week, traveling to Iowa to give a speech about how good his presidency has been for the cost of living. That's going about as well as you'd think. Here POTUS is saying he is going to keep housing prices high.

This will be, or should be, featured in a million campaign ads

Mad King demands guards search homes of everyone who said he didn’t have clothes

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights. Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot

The majority of soldiers don't kill others, even during war. Only a tiny percentage shoot and kill other humans. Yet, a surprising number of ICE agents have shot at people, and at least 2 have shot to kill. What does that tell you? thegunzone.com/what-percent...

If you’re defending kidnapping a five year old, you’re losing

When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Doctorow: "The AI can’t do your job, but an AI salesman can convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can’t do your job. This is key because it helps us build the kinds of coalitions that will be successful in the fight against the AI bubble."

White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest

30 days until Pitchers and catchers. Let’s go Phils. #ringthebell Fire Patullo

Now I await pitchers and catchers reporting. #Ringthebell

Has Patullo been fired yet?

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Good, direct, unequivocal messaging here. Also: to Trumpists, lying is a patriotic sacrament. Trumpists lie because they believe, as a tenet of Trumpism, that the people they hate deserve to be lied to and that it’s for the best for the few people they don’t hate today.

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

Lolol

Of all the ways you can lose a football game, the Lions have done all of them. What in the world.

Aaron Rodgers can fuck off. I wish he’d just go away forever.

Oh Lions…

What is going on

Just to be clear. It’s the John F Kennedy center legally. Just like it’s still the department of defense

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If you think Trump's march to authoritarian power is unstoppable - or already a fait accompli - just note how panicked and weak he was tonight and he wheedled and whined about nothing is his fault. That's not a man who thinks he's winning.

Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.

My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it. The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?" "An obituary." "Obituaries aren't on the front page." "This one will be."