I swore when I heard this they said “playing in Upper Darby.”

Epiphany… I DEMANDED my manager tell me what I need to do better even though I crush every metric. Realized this is Philadelphia sports. “Sure the Phils have the second best record in baseball but their bats go cold.” “Sure the Birds are 4-0 but AJ needs the ball.” We ain’t right…

I’m still pissed at those goddam refs for flagging Coop like he was AI. #eagles

lol Mets. Go Birds!🦅🏈

This has been the worst officiated game I’ve seen all year… so far.

How is this the same team playing the same game? #eagles

National Flag League.

Why do they have to act like this? Still pissed about the Dejean bs personal foul call. Go Birds🦅🏈

@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy it’s really annoying that we can’t see down and distance on the screen.

Ball is out. Suck it. Go Birds.

I love this new offensive coordinator. Glad they got rid of the guy from the first 2 1/2 games. Go Birds!🦅🏈

Special teams making some waves. Go Birds! 🦅🏈

Zach Baun day. Go Birds! 🦅

Go Birds! 🦅🏈

Kerkering can fuck off

Chris Sanchez deserves better. Go Phils

This goddam bullpen. Wtf kerky! go phils

Let’s go Phils. Ring the mf’r.

Dak loves throwing it to the other team. Go Birds! 🦅🏈

Anyone else get the feeling that Jalen took over play calling duties in the second half? Go Birds! 🦅🏈

Can Jordan Davis pitch? Asking for the Philadelphia baseball team. Go Phils!

Guys, Hear me out…. Jordan Davis as a fullback in short yardage at the goal line. Go Birds! 🦅

Saquan is having flashbacks of playing for the Giants.

Let’s go Phils! Fuckin birds

Can’t wait for these jagoffs to take a knee before the half. #Eagles

Fire Girardi. Go Birds! 🦅

Vic Fangio needs 5 games to figure shit out. Go Birds!

Only Jesus saves more than Bernie. Go Birds!🦅

Oppo. He’s special. Go Phils Go Birds

Good morning and go birds 🦅🏈💚

Go Birds! 🦅

I never even liked Rojas. Go Phils.

It would be nice to be able to easily switch back and forth between the Phillies game and football. But nooooooo. Gottamm interwebs tv spoils the plan.

Taijuan Walker really Living up to his name.

It was 40-6. That Miami Karen lady is the worst of us. Dallas sucks. Go Birds. 🦅

Cooper Dejawn has been kinda silent. Go Birds

Jalen Carter can suck it. Go Birds

Jalen Carter is an asshole. Go Birds.

Fly Howie Fly! Go Birds! 🦅🏈

Go Birds. The Phillies are much more enjoyable when Ruben is not in the booth.

The Philghtins. Go Phils!

Goddam baseball!

This game is HIGH drama. Let’s go Phils!

Shut up, Ruben.

Pay That Man. Schwarbombs for everyone.

Goddam Baseball. Schwarbombs away!

“Dorothy said it best Tom, there’s no place like home.” -John Kruk

Someone convince me that the Phillies Max Kepler isn’t the elf that wanted to be a dentist.

Remember last year when we were all excited for Andrew fucking Painter? Yeah that was fun.

Phillies can fuck all the way off. Goddam baseball. Shit ass bullpen. Casty probably swinging first pitch already.