I really could go for a nice relaxing regular season game with Kruk and McCarthy calling it. Happier times.

The other half: “I know you’re in a bad mood so I got you a breakfast sandwich.” Me: “I’m not in a bad mood! I’m indifferent!” Find you a partner who orders you breakfast sammiches no matter the reason.

God help us…

LIAM COACH HIM UP!

*Screams something German*

Timeline cleanse. Here’s my dog.

At least the Flyers start on Thursday. *jams steak knife in ear*

DID THE HITTING CHAMP SQUARE TO BUNT??

NOT NOW CODIFY!!

I need to know what the sign fella does for a living. How the fuck does he have great seats for every game in the city??

I’m not even mad. The stupidity is impressive.

Disclaimer: these folks make me laugh and he looks like Tanner Banks. HOWEVER… MLB forcing the Phillies to have a BRAVES FAN throw out a first pitch is an absolute TRAVESTY! I’m so pissed Middleton and Dombrowski let this happen. www.instagram.com/reel/DPcZqf7...

Just thinking about Harrison Bader’s groin today

This keeps fascinating me. It doesn’t matter if his base turns on him. We aren’t going to have anymore presidential elections. We’re aware of this right??

Just kneel on it. Cripes

Ok we have 26 hours to find something to do that brings us a smile before the Phils on Monday. Who’s got ideas??

Death…

Might do anything else than watch the 4th. This feels like the equivalent of swinging at every first pitch. I know they are winning but it’s painful.

I’m numb watching this Eagles game. Anyone else just feel like a brainless, careless zombie??

God damn he’s so good

Never mind that Coop was being MAULED.

I can barely muster a “go birds” today. They better not be on their bullshit too… Anyway … GO BIRDS!! 🦅

Now we have to fester with this until Monday too. FUCK!

I mean how are they on their same bullshit top to bottom? What the relapse happened?? I need AJ to have 5 TDs tomorrow and Saquon needs 700 yards to was out this taste.

FOR BADER??? TOPPER YOU’RE ONE TOO LATE. WTF!!!!????

Decided to redirect the Phils anxiety by stimming my jank ankle. Let’s focus on that pain instead.

Hot take… I actually don’t enjoy the Post Season. This is awful.

They need Saquon in the dugout telling everyone to chill just like in the Super Bowl

NEED SOME CHATTER CBP!! Sounds too quiet!!

Not by blood clot buddy ass crying at the end 😭 Time to run this energy out on the treadmill.

Babes wake up! IT’S RED OCTOBER!!!!!

I’m eating like crap, not working out, working too much and not sleeping enough. Let’s round that out with Red October starting tomorrow.

It bothers me that this says “on line”. Such a New York phrase. I also got about two hours of sleep so I’m real cranky right now.

Philadelphia knows the creepy went beyond the burger… (Is this too vague?? Howard Eskin is trash.)

Really needed the Reds to win so we could hear 40 thousand unhinged lovelies chant “fuck Francona”. That’s a shame.

Do we know if the himbos have a song this year?? Feel like it’s helpful for vibes.

Just shit talked the Door Dash driver for wearing a Dodgers hat. Dickhead

God damn… CHILL!

Epiphany… I DEMANDED my manager tell me what I need to do better even though I crush every metric. Realized this is Philadelphia sports. “Sure the Phils have the second best record in baseball but their bats go cold.” “Sure the Birds are 4-0 but AJ needs the ball.” We ain’t right…

The lack of Phillies is weird. Like I’m just supposed to… be people this week without the himbos?? (The below can be taken as filthy. Don’t mean it… this time.)

HAHAHA good!

I did not know this was happening. Da fuck??

Wow! NBC made Glen Powell look like a dork. That takes a lot of talent. Close to giving an ick.

Weird question. Is Cole Hamels out of money or something? Feel like he’s doing strange paid events/sponsorships.

God damn it Packers

Literally just LOLed at the Cowboys

So what we doin’ until Saturday??

LOL METS!!

I don’t know who this might help but as someone who has managed depression her whole life, the absolute best thing you can do for yourself when you don’t know where to start is to move your body: whatever that looks like for you. Could be hiking a mountain. Could be gentle stretching lying in bed.