One of the best moments in Bob’s Burgers is when Bob relays this whole story from his childhood about why he’s afraid of birds and Linda and Teddy are like “bob that’s literally a scene from The Birds, you’ve imagined yourself as Tippi Hedren”

Dick Cheney never got to see the final episodes of Joey 😫

“They’re saying I have shark eyes” “You do not have shark eyes, you have…like, deer eyes if anything” “Yeah like Bambi” “Yeah one of the sexy animals” lmao #ILoveLA

[question on the AP US History exam in 2065] Briefly describe the specific events in 2025 that led to Sandwich Guy, Portland Frog, and Hot Priest becoming symbols of the 2020s American Resistance Movement

best ending of all time, let's be real

Extremely accurate post but also this is one of my top 5(?) funniest scenes in any movie ever. I cry laughing every time I watch it

That video of the giants fan eating concrete after getting his glasses stolen is like a real-life looney tunes cartoon or one of those tv shows where the premise is “adult weirdo who hates kids tries to chase down skater teens before realizing they’ve tied his shoelaces together”. Incredible stuff!

I’ve had the opening credits song from Peacemaker stuck in my head for the past two weeks, so…I decided to figure out how to play it! (sorry for a few squeaks 😬) #Peacemaker

How does a company run by David Zaslav have a movie studio that’s now just reliably putting out bold, original, absolute bangers one after another. 2025 has been a truly insane year (mostly derogatory, in this specific case welcome).

Me: you know I’m also kinda the Big Dumper tonight Roommate: dude, I told you not to eat those leftovers

[me, learning the violin part to Lesley Gore’s “You Don’t Own Me]: wait ANOTHER key change?! Oh, five sharps, sure why not 😐

Me, four chapters into 100 Years Of Solitude: “what zany, fun characters! I’d do anything for this family!” Me, two chapters later: “why are all these characters making the most upsetting life choices!”

LMAO the timeline hit perfectly

[me, watching a drug commercial] whoa, infections AND lowered ability to fight them?? What could possibly beat THAT deal!

Boss: You get those presidential portraits and label them like I asked you to? Me: yup! They’re completely inaccurate and horribly labeled, but I made Martin Van Buren real sexy like you asked me to Boss:…what?

“It says that my husband is cheap when it comes to choosing wine.” “How horrid!” “And unfair!” “Well it’s horrid anyway.” lmao AGNES! #GildedAge

Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1913-15

“I just wanted a picture on Carrie’s stoop” “That’s Sex And The City, you’re on the set of Desperate Housewives” “Carrriiieeeee!!!” All time great Hacks episode last night

“I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.” 🥺🥺 #Andor #RogueOne

So…did anyone else watch Rogue One immediately after finishing #Andor and start crying when Jyn and Cassian hug? two people who only just met but sacrificed so much “for a sunrise they know they’ll never see” being there to comfort each other at the end. Moment hits so much harder for me now

lmao if this keeps happening I’ll need a new heart before June 1

i know what you’re gonna be… I KNOW WHAT YOU’RREEE GONNA BE! YOU’RE CRUMBLING UP JUST TO SEEEEEE AFRAID YOU’LL BE JUST LIKE MEEEE

I’m absolutely desperate to learn more about the tv show Bix is watching in #Andor

[Parker Posey White Lotus voice]: “Vladimir, NO!!”

Donated $39.11 for Rice: (my graduation year/100) + (total number of football wins my four years there). David Brooks was our commencement speaker, which became at least a little bit funnier to tell people as of yesterday. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Hurting farmers *and* the needy in one fell swoop. And for what?

You know things are fucked up when the blue wave emoji accounts and the communist Garfield accounts are exactly as pissed off about the exact same thing for the exact same reason

If a Democrat said this it would be the single biggest scandal of the year and the person would be out of politics by the end of the week

February 28, 2001: Houston's Kelvin Cato scores his only two points of the game on a dunk attempt that "looks like trick photography." 📺 TNT/FOX/NBA Action

Thousands of U.S. Agency for International Development staffers who worked at the agency’s headquarters in Washington, D.C. were given 15-minute time slots to gather their belongings and were escorted out of the building by federal officers on Thursday.

I've been writing a series of essays for PBS on men whose style I admire. The latest is about James Baldwin, a man who knew how to sing through clothes. www.pbs.org/wnet/america...

A historic graphic of corruption. The 11 federal agencies so far targeted for firings or dismantling by Elon Musk have more than 30 ongoing investigations into his companies. (📸 Malika Khurana for NYT)

Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

If you ever find yourself in a position where you are banning "spoon" emoji because they're being used as a protest against you, you might be well-advised to take some time and rethink various past choices.

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

Real tennis being played

Make a band meatier: Alabama Steaks

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about tik tok being banned when they can still read the blue sky posts of late nineties alternative rock band eve6

I have to attach pdf printouts of websites I cite in my reports and 95% of websites these days are totally unprintable! Ads covering important text/figures, several blank pages in the middle of documents, paragraphs that overlap each other so they’re illegible. Bring back printer-friendly buttons!

What I believe is actually happening here: The robots are set up to identify what content gets engagement, read FB auto-gen text description, & feed that into the generative AI. Post, comments, iterate. hundreds of seemingly real comments on these, most of them incorporating some form of "amen"

I asked Liv, the Meta-Ai created “queer momma” why her creators didn’t actually draw from black queer people. Not sure if Liv has media training, but here we are.

Rooting for Boise State in the Fiesta Bowl. Still maybe (is?) the greatest play in college football this century (ever?) m.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCd...

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

dirty deeds and they’re

oh word. is that what they’re saying

Timothee Chalamet really does know ball. (via landryfields / Twitter)

Patent: CHAIN SECURED CIGARETTE LIGHTER Published: April 4, 1978 Inventor: Manuel J. Johnson

We've all seen the picture of the UnitedHealth shooter. If the cops were serious about catching him they would have staged an M. Night Shyamalan "Trap" situation at an Arctic Monkeys concert by now.

Patent: MULTILAYER FOOD PRODUCT PACKAGING MATERIALS, WITH IMPROVED SEALING AND STIFFNESS Published: December 18, 2008 Inventor: George T. Gullick