Made a slightly ugly but very tasty birthday cake for my darling @hannett.dev 💕💕🥳

Just saw an advert for AWS on Channel 4. Dot-com bubble vibes complete. RIP pensions.

Tired: the Nintendo switch calculator Wired: the Austin Powers shagulator from the gbc game ‘Austin Powers: Oh, Behave!’

This is incredible, especially those synth stabs that make it sound like someone’s watching Terminator in the other room.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... I won’t pretend to know anything about Aussie politics but what the fuck lmao

I think this might be a sign that we are lol

Went to the replica bayeux tapestry today @readingmuseum.bsky.social and found the sections from my jumper 😌 🧶

My job this morning was to click a button 380 times because all the automation options were somehow more annoying

Why have they wojak’d him?

🧶 bayeux tapestry jumper is finished, blocked and sewn up! Please don’t ask me about weaving in ends I don’t want to talk about that right now. Probably my favourite thing I’ve ever knitted ever #showmeyourknits #knitsky #knitting

Had to check activations too because I’m so old and decrepit now that my actual first purchases don’t show up there

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

People ascribing thoughts and motivation to the output of LLMs is like a cat puffing up at a reflection of itself in the mirror

Don’t do me like this, Journal app.

god this fucking rules. perhaps the most a dude has ever rocked. world's most canadian man invented halo 3 in 1989

Saw Jurassic World Rebirth last night youtu.be/k2lvWODDOww?...

Going to make a prediction that within 5 years it will be possible to get a mobile phone plan that doesn’t include a telephone number from the major providers and within 10 years not having a phone number at all will be quite common.

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

They may be gloating now but they have a sickness in their hearts that makes them miserable. Trans joy is inevitable 🏳️‍⚧️

The only reason Shopify wants this is to see what I’m buying from other companies. Bad taste. I just wanted order updates.

Diorama-rama at Simpsons Trivia never disappoints!

Fixed up my old penknife today. Cleaned it, oiled it, sharpened it and replaced some missing springs and bits. It’s over 25 years old now.

in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around

Made some bread

Just made my first GDPR request to get some debt recovery firm that won’t stop emailing me to delete my records from their systems. I don’t have any debts to repay!

Death stranding 2 looks cool

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Beyond thrilled to have my achievements officially recognised

US Government: please do not shoot hard drives with a gun to erase the data on them

@parents.blue can I be on your list even if I’m a nobody (ie no wikipedia page myself)?

a website that reviews video games with just one criteria: if the handwritten notes in the game are actually handwritten (five stars), or if they use a handwriting font (one star)

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

oooooh, this looks real interesting. love to see a thing allowing normal people to accomplish a task previously too technical and arcane! www.graze.social

I wonder if firefighters get annoyed by the colloquial usage of ‘firefighting’. IIRC most of their job is preventative rather than crisis response #JiscSec

I really like being able to subscribe to a hashtag on Mastodon so I’m trying to recreate some of them here on BlueSky but it’s much clunkier. Here’s one for Oxford related posts bsky.app/profile/did:...

With a new Nosferatu on the horizon, here's a flashback to when I visited Orava Castle in Slovakia for work and recreated shots from the Murnau film on the sly...

On my way to #JiscSec. Trains are not having a good day!

Oxford is cute in the snow

Opened my work computer this morning to the wiki page for Dolph Lundgren. What was I doing on Friday?

Here's an animated version of that Simpsons joke everyone was going on about. #Zelda #EchoesofWisdom #Simpsons #animation

i have incredible reflexes

If you see this, quote-post a bridge

Part three! I had a LOT of fun with the garage screens, the very definition of ' why did you go that hard omg' #Art #PacificDrive

Want to keep up with the Oxford indies? Now we have a starter pack! go.bsky.app/VA2vb4z

@ultrabrilliant.xyz congrats on your book launch! Just downloaded my copy.

GIALLOCATIONS: A roundabout in Rome The countryside where nobody will find you The pervert’s mansion The pervert’s enormous flat A hipster flat belonging to a mild pervert (boyfriend material) A club, there are perverts here Fashion Zone Fashion Zone (perverted)

I miss MSN Messenger

Phone cameras are really quite good