THANK YOU, Representative Crockett! You are a shining light in this terribly dark time!❣️

Thank you to Rep. Yassamin Ansari for this act of total badassery—showing what real leadership looks like when others stay silent. Keep bringing the fire, the facts, and the fight. #GOPHealthCareShutdown

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

We've always had to. Wearing a necklace and waking up early on Sunday because youve nothing better to do than sit in a crowd and listen to story time doesn't make you a good person. Not hurting people and helping those in need makes you a good person.

It's been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress. Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.

BREAKING: DC jury set precedent that sandwich throwing at ICE agents is perfectly legal. A stock boom in Subway and Franks Red Hot is highly anticipated. Remember, Franks Red Hot I put that shit on everything #fuckICE #FreeSandwich

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva…. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

RFK jr. Running home to make sure he has room in his meat freezer and gas in his chainsaw

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

I think i speak for everyone when I say do it.

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo flees New York.

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Suck it Texas

Mamdani wins. Cuomo keep that promise and start packing. Sliwa look into looking the libertarian party, I think you will feel right at home share.google/T5GCQ1N8VA5J...

The NBC News Decision Desk is projecting that Zohran Mamdani, a Democrat, will win the race for mayor of New York City. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

When the obituary says Cheney

Finally mr. Strongly Worded Letter is doing something... even if it is just stating the obvious

"Would you sit on me? I'd sit on me... I'd sit on me so hard."

I will add 50 to that

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

BREAKING: A mom in Houston was taking her daughter to school when a plainclothes ICE agent grabbed her with no uniform, no badge, no ID. She ran — like anyone would if a stranger tried to snatch them. Now she’s charged with “assaulting a federal officer” and facing 20 years.

Happy Samhain!!!

Disgusting fuckers. ICE is solely composed of losers who blame everyone else for being fucking disappointments. #NoMoreICE #FuckIce

Again, @moderation.bsky.app, nothing here is intolerance. Cut it out!

Why is bluesky censoring atheists?

If you're not weaving your bacon into a sheet, using tomato confit, and a chipotle aioli is it even a BLT

Kenny Loggins basically said

A24’s ‘Friday the 13th’ prequel series ‘Crystal Lake’ has wrapped filming 🎬 Coming soon to Peacock

Y'know its funny MAGA complaining about being called Nazis and giving 40B to Argentina... when uh... when things weren't going too well for the ol'nazis... losing the war, Nuremberg and all that there was one place they could run to. 3 guesses and a hint it starts with 'Argen-' and ends with '-tina'

if you see this, quote repost with a vampire who isn't dracula

who robbed the louvre? right answers only.

NO KINGS! Also, FUCK RONALD REAGAN. He is responsible for Trump. I don’t give a FUCK what that lying Republican puppet said.

Finally watched the substance. Pretty good, nice creature effects. Nice gory humour at the end

Even Australia has their limits for what toxic venous bile-filled creatures they allow to slither around

Reporter: asks a legitimate, albeit gentler than I like, question about a serious issue with what appears to be a secret police that's given authority to disappear people at will. Mitch McConnell:

Me waiting, knowing halloween is still over 2 weeks away

Why is Charlie Manson hugging that monster?