Oh no... anyway

Loudly announcing you're killing non-combatants based on a threat profile isn't exactly discreet. www.airandspaceforces.com/f-15e-aviato...

“I am innocent of this righteous man’s blood; see to it yourselves.” And all the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”

garlic shrimp chips 🦐

Well. I know what's happening Friday night.

Did anyone realize Nebraska is on fire? Like, there is a fire the size of Rhode Island in Nebraska right now and it is just not on the national news? science.nasa.gov/earth/earth-...

Such is the endlessness, yea, the intolerableness of all earthly effort.

DOJ’s Weaponization Working Group has reportedly met with several Jan. 6 defendants and has drafted indictments against the Jan. 6 prosecutors. We FOIAed DOJ for the group members’ communications. DOJ shouldn’t be used to settle Trump’s personal vendettas.

It is a German conceit, that the vertebræ are absolutely undeveloped skulls.

Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Veterinarian: I treat horses but maybe i can help Mom: My son broke his leg! Veterinarian: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck

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American folks can and do enjoy freebasing and they’re still American because freebasing isn’t inherently controversial

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

It's full of stars...

All natural no plastique

Is that like 'mostly pregnant'?

Baltimore

"I think the (Iran) war is very complete, pretty much" -Trump Revolutionary Guard Corps: "Any Arab or European country that expels the ambassadors of Israel and the United States from its territory will, starting tomorrow, have full authority and freedom to pass through the Strait of Hormuz" 😂

We need to close the border!

Wait. This is a sci fi short story. Now I have to find it again. They figure out how to copy people's minds and upload multiple copies to machines for menial tasks

Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th 1969.

Cinema

who could have foreseen this happening

Vibewar.

These are American dwarves

More time should be spent thinking about the fact that you can spell Bourgeoisie to the tune of the Mickey Mouse March. B-O-U-R-G-E-O-I-S-I-E

Ennui

Hegseth: “Well, I laid out the objectives [in Iran], as did the chairman. They're completely nested. I mean, Iran has an ability to project power against us and our allies in ways that we can't we can't tolerate. So whether that's ballistic missiles and drones, so offensive capabilities, their Navy”

Friday nights are crayyy

feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason

vibe check

I accidentally turned on my front facing camera and I might need to end my life sorry

hard to be soft

Reminder: the Supreme Court explicitly said Biden was allowed to kill Trump as president only because they knew he was too bitch made to do it

You did it again

Maryland sent a demand letter to Trump over the Tariffs of last year. So now MD and IL have spoken up. Link to letter: governor.maryland.gov/news/press/D...

I should wait until morning to maximize engagement, but actually let me share this article that just came out, titled "A Healthy Disrespect for the Law," in which I suggest that lawyers may sometimes have a unique duty to DISrespect the law. Read here: albertalawreview.com/index.php/AL...

everyone is 11 and there are only 3 companies

it's a western 🤠

'The alienation of man thus appeared as the fundamental evil of capitalist society.'

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

Please stop describing my daily life in public.

Is this about straws?

Black coffee theory, now with rope.