Buon venerdì, bambini! What plans do you have for the weekend?

I miss my ghoul!

I finally managed to change it myself. Who says I'm decrepit and useless with this thing, eh?!

// Why does life take me away from delulu for so long. I despair!!!

WHO CHANGE MY PHOTO ON THIS THING!? I will find out!!!

I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.

You are all in a festive mood, sì? If anyone is looking for a quieter time. Come and sit on my knee. Not to tell me what you want. Just to sit. Maybe have a drink.

Che palle!! Who told him!?

Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.

// Primo when he tries to use "young person" vernacular...

Early morning stroll! Who is coming!?

"Something once living, now beautifully dead." My oldest companion. Melek Taus, the Peacock Angel. Once radiant in life, now eternally so. Some say he is Lucifer in another tongue. #MinistryRelics

"An offering of fruit or sweets." The pomegranate. Fruit of descent and return. Jewel of the Underworld. A gift for the Dead, and for those who walk beside them. #MinistryRelics

What is she up to now!?

Happy Halloween! A special treat for anyone who guesses the costume 🌹

*The chapel was dim. This one was hardly used these days. As he laid out the vessels, dust motes swirled in the light. He had placed a new alb over the back of the pew and a green cincture atop it. He sat then, folding his hands within his lap. @sisteriris.bsky.social was late!* She’ll come.

ABOUT TIME!!!!!

Happy birthday to my fellow bisexuals

*Erebus screeched through the open window, a blur of claws and chaos. Primo jolted upright, heart hammering.* Cazzo! Maledetto gatto! *He’d sent the letter to @sisteriris.bsky.social days ago. She was needed. No, required. She had been avoiding her fate for too long.*

📲 @sisteriris.bsky.social I had a Sibling find me a pumpkin yesterday. Erebus has claimed it. We've named it Clarence!

Per favore.

*grumbling at his laptop* I'm going to throw this pezzo di merda out the window. Pigeons would be easier...!

Greenhouse, made from recycled church stained glass windows.

*Peering over his glasses, frowning at the screen. He taps the flashlight by accident.* Aha! I’ve summoned light! *He tuts and curses under his breath as he find the correct icon.* 📲 @papaii.bsky.social Go on, Fratello "Laugh it up!" As the kids say. I've banished the cat to the gardens!

Cazzo! Maledetto gatto!

What is Satan's name is this!?

Who thought sending me these was a good idea? Cazzo.

This is all the thigh you will be getting!

If cheese could scream, I’d still eat it. Just more quickly.

I approve of this mistranslation...

Molto bene!

Buongiorno, bambini! Have a wonderful day of the humping!

most of my problems would be solved if i just solved them

Tuesday

*showing off my bones collection* Omg wait let me show you this one- *Immediately retches up an entirely intact, albeit acid-soaked, skeleton in one disgusting belch.* - If you already couldn't tell, this decaying CARCASS has a remarkable resemblance to your friend.

Eat, Pray, Blaspheme

*He fussed with the arrangement of flower cupcakes. Beside them sat a wrapped box. Clogs. Sturdy. Like garden shoes should be, but fitting he hoped. That @suorblu.bsky.social still chose him, after all these years to spend her birthday morning with, warmed his heart.*

Che schifezza è questa?!

The Ponderosa sits better in the hand...

When I remember I have this thing, that is. Can someone come and set reminders on my phone?

And I am here for both.

They may call me that.

May Satan bless you all, on this day of the humping!

Buon Venerdì!!