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most people don't want politics that hurt other people. we just want a long overcoat like david bowie and affordable housing

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture, Tell them that God bids us do good for evil: And thus I clothe my naked villainy With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ, And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

11th-century University of Paris professor Raymond Diocrès, considered a saint at his death, returns to life at his funeral to warn he has been condemned to Hell for his sins [Vicente Carducho, Saint Bruno’s Conversion before the Body of Diocrès, 1626-1632, oil on canvas (Museo Nacional del Prado)]

Esmeralda would like to show you all her new tricks on the lawn tomorrow morning at 10. Please to stop by and tell her what a good girl she is.

These bourbons taste like I’ll be sleeping until lunchtime tomorrow

Apologies for my tardiness to this post. Arrivederci, Space Man. 🪐

Let them see.

Do me right; or I will protest your cowardice.

Sometimes this is how it is like to be retired.

Wisdom and goodness to the vild seem vild, Filths savor but themselves.

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

BIG WORD WEDNESDAY

Julien Adolphe Duvocelle, Skull with Bulging Eyes and Hands Gripping a Wall, c. 1904, pencil and charcoal, 36 x 25 cm (Paris, Musée du Louvre)

Monday is over. I am declaring it.

Do not call me. Papa is doing a Mario Bava film festival.

Which one of you forgot to tell me there is a horror movie app on the television?

What is everyone being for Halloween?

It’s easy to pick out a gynecologist, he’s the guy wearing his watch up near his elbow.

A hug from him would help. I just know it 😫😫😫

Oiled up old man October.

Time to get up dude

Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzes https://theonion.com/man-s-bloodstream-enjoys-hour-long-intermission-between-1819577580/

Autumn approaches and I once again find myself under the spell of that shapely sorceress, Elvira.

Already looking forward to tomorrow’s nap

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to heaven.

It is good to be home. I take it you are all celebrating Sinful Sunday as usual?

Two rocks next to each other.... .... ........ boobs.... God forgive me for these thoughts.......

Stocks are going down. I don’t like when stocks go down. Your Mom, on the other hand…

Buongiorno. A mystery: I come in many different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels very good. What am I?

Heyy, I still exist though I to tend to forget about here Anyway, here is Papa Emeritus II in the colors of Infestissumam | #thebandghost #art #papaemeritusii #secondo |

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Shocking.

📍Marked Safe from Rapture 2025 Hail Satan!!

Consenting.

Noted.

@seeyouinkel.bsky.social I believe you and I have a pending meeting on the books. I return to the Ministry on Sunday. When are you available?