added value: no more once admired but now problematic author blurbs on your books to cringe about 🤔🙄

of course

wholesome content

HOLY CRAP y'all may have seen this already but still HOLY CRAP

who's with me

i need a pearskin rug

I concur! Gimme a flooded pant leg!

are high-water pants ever going to go away? for that matter, are high-water, high-waist pants here to stay. BRING BACK LONG PANTS

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! *purchaces agatha christie short story omnibus*

hilarious and accurate article taking us on a tour of world history, guided by the works of #IronMaiden 🤘🎸

🎤 *tap tap* ahem WALMART FUCKING SUCKS

we had Norovirus over the weekend. it suuuucked. it's extremely contagious and currently rampant in our area. maybe also yours. WASH YOUR HANDS!

Thank you, Philomena Cunk, for using the phrase the “Christian Cinematic Universe.”

"Not having another depression, are we?"

and a hearty happy whatever to all who like candles and fried food and whatever

merry whatever to all who whatever

It's just the Hebrew calendar, but it feels like a cult leader designed it. "Oh, you liked Christmas? Too bad it's over. Or... you can join us for EIGHT MORE NIGHTS filled with repetitive dancing and gambling over chocolate!

@leenie909.bsky.social @princewiddershins.bsky.social @myownpetard.bsky.social

Already prepping latkes for after the xmas roast beast.

Hanukkah starts at sunset on Christmas you probably all know this but i'm never here, and, y'know, icymi.

merry whatever to all who whatever

IMPORTANT HOLIDAY MESSAGE 📣

i had to explain the electoral college to my psychiatrist, who is a 47 year old grown-ass man. he was like whaaaaaaat...

Half my admissions tonight are for the flu. Get your flu shot.

hear ye hear ye! it's the age-old traditional Christmas sharing of the "Office Xmas Party: 1925" photo:

What I’ll say about this kind of discourse: it only helps those who won. Blaming a large group of people only satisfies us emotionally, but it accomplishes very little. And public discussions about it distract us from the work we have to do. They need us divided and fighting to win.

false crab operation

People: Don't be lonely! Go build community! Community: You're still wearing a mask? Why? The pandemic is <COUGH> over. Excuse me, I caught <COUGH> some kind of <COUGH> mystery bug, it's been <COUGH><COUGH> going around, I don't <COUGH> know what it <COUGH> could possibly be <LOUD, WET HACKING>

I’m so lonely & sick of this. WEAR A MASK!

This organization provides aid to survivors of immigrant domestic violence and sexual assault. They are in the crosshairs of the new admin. Every dollar you give will help keep the door open. FOR REAL.

US #WhoopingCough Cases Soar, but Public Knowledge of the Contagious Disease Remains Low __________________________________ get your whooping cough #vaccines ASAP! if it's been more than 10 years or you don't remember, go get a whooping cough vaccine. i did!

later taters

whooooo that sentence only took 15 minutes to write 🥱😵‍💫

California has a possible 2nd #birdflu case in a kid with no poultry contact

"Pastor" Joel Webbon: "No practicing Jew who hasn't converted to Christianity should be able to hold office." #Antisemitism

season 3 of Veronica Mars is 🫤

Let’s be clear - HTS is a terror group. But Assad falling despite help from Russia and Iran is quite shocking.

I think a cool thing happened. Dior fragrance holiday ad rotation is still going, but Dior removed Johnny Depp from the Sauvage ad! LOL ROFL LMAO None of the other Dior ads have changed. I hope they truly yeeted Depp so we are no longer subjected to the sight that abhorrent and fetid man-boy.

Yes. Yes yes YeS. yES YEs YES yES YES YES THESE FUCKING LEECHES ARE VAMPIRING YOUR CHILDREN’S FUTURE THEY ARE THE ENEMY YOU NEED TO END THEM ahem Yes. All billionaires are bad.

“Artisanal hand-crafted trollery” or ChatGPT troll, and how to differentiate them. As Rahaeli notes in this thread, at the individual level, the answer is the same: block and move on. But, still, nice to know how to tell the difference.

Re: the good billionaire discussion, there's also some (neauseating) questions of scale to keep in mind. Both Taylor Swift and Elon Musk are billionaires. But the $300 million Musk spent on this election would be close to a fifth of Taylor's net worth. It's less than 1% of Elon's.

FETID MAN-BOY

I think a cool thing happened. Dior fragrance holiday ad rotation is still going, but Dior removed Johnny Depp from the Sauvage ad! LOL ROFL LMAO None of the other Dior ads have changed. I hope they truly yeeted Depp so we are no longer subjected to the sight that abhorrent and fetid man-boy.

i was thinking earlier today that even adam driver can't make me not hate amazon

Introduce yourself as a TV character: