Intra-interdisciplinary rounds full blown panic attack due to acute on subacute state of absolute overwhelm re schedule vs move: ✔️

Last week of residency LETS GO

Felt so good to be back on the rock!!!

Just convinced my mother she doesn't need a zpak for an acute sinus infection. Saving the world one unnecessary antibiotic denial at a time 😁

I'm in the middle of a battle between nephro, cardio, and pulm specialists. Pass me the popcorn.

Not thriving, but surviving

It's become my favorite pastime to loudly and emphatically bitch with the nurses about how much we hate this new Epic transition

I know we're all supposed to love Epic bla bla bla but an ICU admission that would have taken me a half hour last month has taken me 5 hours so far. Sooooo.....

Tonight's situation Not that I care Because I don't But my favorite colors do happen to be blue and orange so go Knicks I guess

Tonight's my first shift back in the hospital since we switched to Epic. Me rn youtu.be/g0cosKhRdbA?...

My girl!!! Look how big she's getting! She looks so good.

I just told the Guyanese dog adoption lady I'll adopt Marshmallow if we can wait til at least after April due to my schedule. It's a go. She's going to send me videos of her later on. I'm so excited 🥰

Guys. Chicken broth, lemon juice, cannelloni beans, and orzo. Bagel chips on top. The perfect "omg I just moved and things in my pantry are all I have to eat" dinner. Amazing. Nailed it.

So I'm at NIH for an appt and then meet with my program director to catch up and she's giving me a tour and a one liner abt some of the patients and I recognize about 20% of the words she uses and I'm like "I need to reread Harrison's" and she's casually like "Oh [attending here] edits that now." 🤯

Impromptu date night with my BFF at the Barking Dog

Found! One missing Giant Lambchop.

Omg drama I think the movers packed my passport with all my things last week If I don't find it before Thursday when I'm on campus for a medical appt....

Being heavily judged by a Goldendoodle how your day

Do you ever want to praise your choice AI medium for giving you a really perfect response to a question you asked? Try asking OpenEvidence for a chart of all the ABIM guidelines for when to biopsy/watch/remove/other a mass/nodule and I dare you to resist showering it with praise afterwards

Who are all you absolute psychopaths wearing sweatshirts outside today

Thinking about Marshmallow adoption logistics. What do people think of pee/poop pads? Are they smelly and gross? Do dogs track waste around or are they generally clean? Any preference for particular kind of pad? Normal pad vs smart pad (self cleaning)? Thoughts appreciated.

You make lick granuloma I wrap lick granuloma 🤷🏻‍♀️ sorry guy, you're living with w doctor with access to first aid kit material

Situation

Graduation is making me go all the way out to stupid long island and in the madness of packing and movers and everything I have misplaced my portable pharmacy ie zofran and meclizine so I'm letting you know that it's gonna be a bumpy ride and we're all in this together now

Lol my movers packed Charlie's leash and we can't find it. Thank god for practice ropes 😂

Got the movers here and Charlie is overwhelmed with responsibility 🙄

Methinks it was a good birthday

Just a little pissy that sportsball took precedence to trivia but at least there's beer

Birthday boy with his birthday treat and show

Birthday Boy about to celebrate with a climb and some trivia, but just taking a ride on his beloved subway would be enough to excite him

Welp. I've just spoken to two fellows who both emphatically encouraged an official Marshmallow adoption. I may have to do this.

That time of year again My temperate climate loving boy 😂

Happy 10th birthday to my bff and integral member of the DreamTeam™️, Sir Charles Dogwin!!

Charlie time is my favorite

But how can a dog so little fart something so fowl

Pre birthday spa day 🥰🥰

Bffs ❤️

Sir Charles has decided it's not time for a walk 🤷🏻‍♀️

You have never chewed on the likes of this sandwich Nothing is better

Once again I need help: what do I do with this perfectly functional mug that I once had made for a boyfriend who is now happily an ex? Do I keep it for its functionality? Toss it for the weird factor? It sparks neither joy nor anger nor nostalgia nor sadness. It does remind me how badass I am...

Allow me a second to scream to the ether about how hard it is as a single person to be required to be present for move in day to a new apartment in a different state AND local to the hospital in case someone calls out sick <<BARBARIC YAWP>>

T-271 minutes til my hospital's Epic go live and I couldn't be happier I'm on vacation this week

Adding items I've already completed to my to do list so I can check them off and start off my day feeling productive

Hello I'm on call and in an excessively bad mood send puppy pics

There's something inherently wrong with a system that schedules residency through 6/30 and starts fellowship 7/1.

"If you don't know this, we can't be friends"

A vaccine for the current #Ebola outbreak would be valuable, but we have controlled Ebola before without vaccines. What’s urgently needed now is: contact tracing, surveillance, IPC, diagnostics, clinical care,& community engagement. Outbreaks are stopped by strong public health responses.

For the record, no need to tell me that you're a retired senior attending physician at so and so hospital and that I may not know this, but bla bla bla. I treat all patient family members the same regardless of their educational background. So if you think you're gonna intimidate me with that...

SOS. Need a dress for graduation dinner event and people keep telling me they don't like my current options so I need a new one. Some options.

Not bad for a Saturday morning