My intern meant to call me his senior but said "my superior" by accident and we're just rolling with that now 😂

If the US public health system were a functioning one, federal health agency leaders—RFK Jr & Drs Bhattacharya, Makary, Oz, Høeg, Kulldorff, & Prasad—would be out there doing everything possible to promote flu vaccination Instead, they’ve taken steps to roll it back abcnews.go.com/Health/flu-a...

Overheard on the floor: just because there's a body here doesn't mean they work Amen

Bill Cassidy — who voted to confirm RFK Jr — says his move to roll back vaccine recommendations “will make America sicker.”

RFK Jr's HHS had a press call to announce they were — based on no new data — overhauling the childhood vaccine schedule. Senior officials at HHS answered questions but refused to go on the record, saying we could only attribute the quotes to "officials." www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

Think he can find Venezuela on a map?

South Park doing the Lord's work

New year new skillz

I smile at all dogs but my face breaks when I see a doodle 🥹

Okay will do

Oh nothing just stuck on YouTube watching wolf meets husky videos instead of sleeping 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just saw the Venezuelan veep is a woman and I'd like to imagine she's like this today

New York never wanted the first corrupt president. Why on earth would anyone think we want a second?

If anybody needs a timeline cleanse, may I offer you one Charles Barkimedes Dogwin as a little tiny puppy

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela

One of my favs. Evergreen.

So what does one do with a kidnapped president and his wife? What's the plan here?

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

But okay, what's now stopping another country from coming in and doing the same exact thing to him?

Wtf happened overnight and why are we all talking about war now

My boy is so perfect

Why are we ordering urinalysis and cultures on patients with no urinary symptoms 😭😭😭😭😭

Most on brand

Ughhh

Year starting off with a snow and I'm for it

"Code blue to 5N," I hear vaguely. "Oh shit," I say as I jump out of bed and throw on some clothes. I'm moving slowly. It's 4:10am. I put on a sweatshirt and look at the door, hoping someone else is there already. Wait. My call ended 8 hours ago. I'm not at the hospital. It was a dream. FML.

Today from the NEJM… #IDSky www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....

.........or I could spend 3 hours chilling in the ICU with the night team and eat Chinese food and watch Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen drink instead

I'm on call tonight. Do I get a single drink at 9:15 when I'm done signing out or do I just go home and sleep

The wrong Kennedy :(

You know what really grinds my gears is classic song covers but intentionally offkey

The number of hospital staff who've asked me how my baby is and it's not even 7:30 yet 🥹 The baby

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You know what, shitbird? I have an idea. What about a VACCINE? There are several in late stages of development. Will you promote them so we can get “children back into the woods” as you say?

Empiric ertapenem with negative blood cultures and negative urinalysis 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Leading board review tomorrow morning. Gotta keep it fun right?

NY is having a bad flu season. More hospitalizations last week than any week on record. Health authorities are encouraging everyone aged 6mo+ to get the flu vax (it's not too late). Find a provider here: on.nyc.gov/getvaccinated. You can filter for sites where there's no cost for the uninsured.

More news (not good) from NIH The renewal request from National Institute of Neurological Diseases and Stroke Director Walter Koroshetz has been denied. I guess the NIH_leadership™ needed another position to fill with their time-tested recruitment process.

I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.

What even is the point of a big snow if you don't spend some time in your local snowed out cemetery? It's just the calmest and least-touched part of the city!

Describe your BlueSky account in a single image

Anyone else love a snowy cemetery?

Still can't hear Fight Song without immediate PTSD 😭

Acute Charlie withdrawal

Sorry Mom can't make my bed while it's occupied 🤷🏻‍♀️

The most perfect way to wake up 🥰🥰🥰

Makeshift solution to his lick granulomas until he sees his vet in a week.

Alright, Team. Show me your Christmas Chinese food.