That kinda morning

Not my intern telling a 93M patient's daughter the Fat Fertile Female Forty acronym when explaining that some people are prone to gallstones 😂

My dad has great ideas about reforming healthcare but this ain't one of them.

Punch the Monkey? If you're so worried about him, why are you telling us to punch him?

All I want is to get home on time and watch the Pitt and enjoy someone else's chaos instead of my own

Dear God/gods/lack of God/flying spaghetti monster/all of humanity: I am sincerely sorry for whatever I did to upset you. I have learned whatever lesson you are trying to teach me. Please replace my PGY3 thundercloud with my PGY1 white cloud. I miss it.

Can Dolly Parton do a 7 to 7 banger? 9 to 5 not enough.

Whose great idea was it to send 5 critical walk in patients to the er at the same time (when we're on critical diversion!!) for me to admit all at once Have you seen the Pitt? That was actually me today. One very dirty crash fem, 3 pea arrests, several bipap/high flows, and a missed lunch later

Adding a PENFAST dot phrase like a boss

Love me an out of context ER note

WOULD YOU RATHER take a shot of prune juice or a shot of thickened water cause I've done both and I have opinions

Bed by 9pm is this heaven

Make friends with respiratory therapists

I'm gonna take a shot for every ciwa admission we get

My Snowboy 🥰

Asked chatgpt to caricature me based on my job and oh

Keeping track of the chaos today

3 ICU admissions before 12:00 🫠

Sometimes I do fun things

Welp ERs around the country are about to get bolused with people demanding CTAs

The problem with being the only millennial on your trivia team is they rely on you for things you should but don't know

Nothing like walking into a new shift and hearing your encephalopathic patient pulled her own fem dialysis catheter overnight 😭😭😭 my beautiful handiwork

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Aaaw yisss nothing like placing an emergent Shiley catheter in the morning

Got mad punched a door

I just spent 5 minutes recapping the Terri Schiavo case for my much younger ICU team and is this old age?

And on this night no studying was done

Sunday nights are for dressing up in your bedroom and blasting the A*Teens

Inspiring

My boys 🥰

Spectacular marketing strategy tbh

I don't remember what this is but I like it very much

Hippity hoppity

Omg Pitt mass educating the public about penicillin "allergies" I love this show

Look at my athletic boy 🥰

HAPPY 217th BIRTHDAY CHARLES DARWIN

Putting medical abbreviations on my CV as a language I speak and hating myself for it

I am so entirely embarrassed this is the one answer I got wrong on yesterday's crossword. I had written DOH and I-- I blame it on the one drink I had at trivia tonight. Oops.

Guys! I knew a sport thing!

Also someone in my trivia group brought some ranDom girl who's a freshman in college and she just said to two guys she thought were dating but aren't, "why do i always think millennials are gay?" 😐

Lotta people about to find out that no, dog shit doesn't melt with the snow

It's a death cult www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...

Nice to have a fellow in the ICU for the learning, but goddamn they take all the intubations from me -_- I mean I just did one and ran a code in the ER but... Alas

Told my second year I'm gonna go to the cafeteria to get a muffin and asked if he wanted to join me. "Let's go eat some muff," he responded. Today was the day he learned some slang.

Going full Nordic on my way to work tonight ❄️

Had to run into the ER to print something and one of the nurses gave me this 😭😭

Charlie left 30 seconds ago and it already feels empty here :(

I'm sorry but was Langdon really arguing about ordering a lactate on a patient with likely NF because she doesn't yet meet sepsis criteria? Bruh.

100% of today's primary care patients skipped the flu shot this year. 100% of them deferred it again when asked if they wanted it today. "Are you sure? The flu season has been nasty this year." "No I never get that one."

Long shot, but anyone on here have experience with the Medicine Licensing Board? I'm being asked to write a petition to waive DC's 3 year residency requirement in order to get my license by the time I start fellowship in July, because I went to med school abroad. Want to run my statement by someone.