theres a secret third option here which is having like bare minimum knowledge about how these things work and knowing that they have inherent design flaws that cannot be fixed and severely limits any real use this thing could possibly have that could justify its frankly demonic energy demands

Watch out for this guy, folks. He'll simp for the worst politicians you know, then try to harass anyone who claps back and accuse them of mental illnesses.

Found this thing I made a long time ago

Its very funny to me that the day a right wing capitalist president suggested executing the opposing party, all the centrists on here decided to spend 10 hours shrieking about hallucinated internet communists

It's so fucking important to have joy and whimsy in your life. That and people to share it with. You'll go the wrong kind of insane without it.

“why is twitter down” why are you still on twitter c’mon now

I also think folks need to realize that "Tech Bro" isn't a "Bro in Tech" but a "Capitalist who knows nothing about tech, treats it as a new religion, and thinks it will make him a relatable God King."

I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?

Puritanism

The Tron Evolution Repack is now on the Internet Archive archive.org/details/tron...

"enter my ditto wonderland of village building fun" yes pokemon company "$69.99" no pokemon company

It really is incredible how the Switch is perhaps the greatest video game console for its huge physical collection, and immediately followed that up by one of the worst with the Switch 2. None of us working in the physical game space anticipated this.

This was an inevitable consequence of tourists glamourizing piracy as some sort of low effort counter culture instead of an under the table loophole. The first rule of piracy is "shut the fuck up about piracy". Do you think innuendo and euphemisms are used to be cute? Fuck you. Got off light.

So, Sonic Rumble is out worldwide. It's, uhh...

One of the many reasons why I can't take Druckman seriously is that "you kill a dog and then have a perspective flip back in time of the bad guy playing with their beloved pet" was something me and my friends came up with during a drunken "make the most pretentious game" convo in 2013.

i describe Executive Dysfunction as moving through syrup. like, imagine if EVERY task from getting up to refill your water glass to cleaning your kitchen required wading through a sticky swamp of mental stasis? and people wonder why we're always tired.

"autism/ADHD isn't an excuse you can't do anything you're just lazy" said to the person that's essentially disabled. i hate how casual ableism is ingrained into people's minds.

Waiting for the YouTube app to come to Switch 2

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The dumbest part is PS1 discs lowered the price of games and the results speak for themselves: Best selling console at the time, outsold N64 almost 3:1 with four times as much N64 software, and outsold the Genesis and SNES combined in both hardware and software.

When Disney loses money on a $500m Indiana Jones movie we all say "Man, they should spend money less stupidly." We don't say "movies are so expensive to make that we should all pay $50 for AAA movie tickets."

Pictured: My childhood (or at least a sampling of it) ☺️

There are a LOT of replies to this that sound like people have given up resistance against the status quo. "Oh, but 100 dollars is normal for a nice dinner for two nowadays" "100 dollars is about what it costs to take my family to the movies" THESE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE THIS EXPENSIVE.

Stupid fucking fish, I love you

Y’all have GOT to stop uncritically sharing Stealth’s posts without checking your sources! I can’t find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it.

I don't know what world you live in where people *aren't* bitching 24/7 about literally everything Pokémon does, even the things that video games have been doing for years, but I'd love to live in that world.

no no, you see "worse graphics by people paid more to work less" doesn't apply to pokemon, because pokemon needs to make me feel like i'm 12 for the rest of my life and i keep becoming harder and harder to impress!

CINEPLEX: 🎶" ...when the lights go down... when the phones go away..."🎶 CINEPLEX: 😠"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Put your phones away. ... CINEPLEX AD: 📢"GET YOUR PHONES OUT FOR GAMBLING" 📲💡📱💡📱💡📱

Just saw Tron: Ares in IMAX 3D, absolutely loved it!

it's not FOR us

A real Sonic Racing Crossworlds fan never speaks ill of Mario Kart World

Starting Cyberverse Me whenever a Transformers thing post-2007 makes Bumblebee mute

took me until now to stop and realize "oh yeah i could customize the cars in crossworlds to look like transformers"

My message to liberals tempted to become doomers:

at this point if you willingly participate in harassing samael get the hell away from me i don't trust you and i don't trust you won't run to kiwifarms to sling mud on anyone else i know next, or my loved ones, or me. no compromise. you drop the fucking harassment and let them fucking live.

Sorry your ai girlfriend gets you laughed at but you having a fake job in a fake industry is not comparable to an account that calls anyone gay a Jeffrey epstein level pedophile.

bluesky devs are about to crack down on people saying clanker instead of people inciting harassment against trans people

Reports indicate there has been a week-long gas leak at Bluesky HQ

the biggest joke on bsky is the idea that a meaningful number of people are here for the promise of eventual decentralization. if we gave a shit about that we’d all be on mastodon. we just want less shitty twitter with fewer nazis. but the staff is too tech industry libertarian brained to understand

its tough out there but so am i

anyway at this point i am so far beyond "i like itch let's give them a minute". i would just like to hear things that are actually true please. i am pretty tired of watching people turn singular anecdotes into systemic oppression via the sheer power of their own imagination

The execs behind the new games really said "Women hate big boobs. They'd rather to subjected to a literal torture porn as we describe her as a cornered animal. We know men know what 100% of women want"

When someone is hired to destroy an item, they are obligated to do so. They don't get to sell the data on for a profit. If that were the case, any hardware recycler could legally make a mint by reselling personal data dumped from hard drives. @frankcifaldi.bsky.social's assessment is on target.

The Reichstag was basically the country's parliament. Something nobody then would have had to google "what is Regstick buildeng" should that had been possible them. There's limits to how much you can emotionally manipulate people over angun death in Gun Deaths The Country.

Left-wing influencers spread doomerism because if people decide that mainstream politics has failed, then they'll go to influencers and activists as their only hope. This keeps the views and donations rolling in.

Between caving to censorious white supremacists and participating in genocide, Sony and MS respectively are doing a fantastic job of helping me afford Nintendo games.

TFW you're a PlayStation owner in 2025

Sony Interactive Entertainment moving to the US was the biggest mistake they've ever made.

Them mocking Mario Kart then cutting to that slow ass Crossworlds footage is exactly the same energy as them bragging about their game having cross-play at Summer Games Fest and then the game's price being revealed as 70 bucks