Ya know I kinda think he maybe DOES understand? Like… maybe he’s seen something similar happen once long, long ago

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

I was born at the smoothest time in history

Finally got EZBass to complete my MacBook backing band and it’s super disappointing compared to EZKeys. Does not at all support chords beyond diatonic triads so… it’s a mediocre virtual bass player? Why would I buy any midi packs if i have to manually edit them to work with my chord progressions?

Its official. I turned 45 and can no longer write any music that isn't Yacht Metal.

Gonna turn 45 and act like that caused me to become insufferable about Steely Dan but in reality that’s been true for 20 years

Love how ‘Back in Black’ begins with Brian Johnson immediately announcing he’s going to bed

First day back in the office in a few weeks TIME TO POST ON SOCIALS

lol this stupid asshole doesn’t know the difference between “rent controlled” and “rent stabilized”.

Is there independent music PR that does more than run Meta ads and tell you to make tiktoks? Serious question. Cause I can run meta ads myself and I can tell myself I should be making tiktoks while not doing so Only benefit I see is music press sites seems to only consider submissions from PR

This Music PR Podcast* being algorithm poison gets funnier every time they post a new episode * Featuring the metal twitter cigar dork everyone hates now

You're so close

Too much yacht rock has me wondering what a fool believes

“Jeff [Porcaro] had this thing about being in the pocket” You’re goddamn right he did!

Our young philosopher king bringing more pure clarity and passion to this issue than years of “immigration issue” discussion by political leaders. And he can also make you laugh. So on target, consistently. 🎯

Trying to find out if Rick Derringer wrote the song Real American specifically as Hulk Hogan's theme or if it was just a song at the time that was legally available and appealed to his jingoism

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Yeah, well,, I don't remember asking YOU a gotdamn THING.,

People are surprised Ozzy is really gone, but I'm surprised he lived the last 20 years

4 Music PR guys including the cigar dude everyone here hates now have a new podcast... its saving me a lot of money by bombing horribly on YouTube so I know I never need to hire any of them

Me 4 hours into Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 despite speaking french: WHIcH ONE IS CLAIRE???

I wish I could post about the AI meeting I was just in but I gotta be a little careful with the only good job I’ve ever had

Honestly I think Elon just logged into the Grok account and posted it himself. No way they actually retrained the model that fast and to be that explicitly f*scist

Today would be a good day to have a guitar in the office

I bet Ozzy had to think about his whole life before he performed

Instead of watching the Sabbath finale I just watched Spinal Tap

The best part of spinal tap is when you’re in a band and everything sucks you remember it and go oh yeah, good times.

Nothing like seeing Spinal Tap again through the eyes of your spouse and in-laws who have never seen it and are mostly glad they didn’t spend money on it

AI has finally answered Queensryche's long foretold question "We wonder how machines can steal each other's dreams from points that are unseen" ITS REAL!!!!

This about sums it up…Happy 4th! 🤪🧨 🇺🇸

I thought this song was 2/3 finished like most songs I write, but then I noticed it was 5:30 and has a complete structure was like oh yeah, that's enough song, that could be like a ... whole song already.

What are you talking about, a 5 min metal song IS short

ICE is truly LARPin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Boys I'm just not sure how to turn that into a song yet

When I recognize the hold music song I know that AI has not yet replaced musicians Like those would be the easiest ones to replace, next to DJs, they can replace 95% of DJs

I am not putting “hoggle’s grit” anywhere near my food thank you And everyone knows the “goblin kings dust” is c*caine

Which version of ChatGPT do I need to use to know the name of the one foretold by prophecy?

To the Zappa tune: LLMs are for assholes LLMs are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Some of you might not agree Cause you probably suck at any artistry But take a while and you will see

Me: Am I original? ChatGPT: Yeah Me: Am I the only one? ChatGPT: Yeaaahhh Me: Am I sexual? ChatGPT: I cannot fulfill this request because it goes against safety guidelines and policies.

I am at no risk of ChatGPT telling me I'm the chosen one because I already know

Oh ChatGPT, if you could only see what I hear!

I am being forced by work to generate AI images and video AMA

🎶Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like🎶 EEEEUUUUGGHHHHHRRRRGGHH!!!!

If you’re cutting Monty python clips into your YouTube video in 2025 you’re just admitting you’ve never been funny and you should just lean into your non-funny persona. I won’t watch but it’s the right thing to do.

People think I'm biased against Jeff Bezos, but here's Sartoria F. Caraceni, widely considered one of the best bespoke tailoring houses in the world, commenting on Bezos's wedding suit. "The most terrible, frightening, horrible tuxedo ever seen in my life. I'm really suffering"

Self defense pro tip: don’t stop defending yourself to wag your finger at the camera This gives your opponent more time to murder you

I keep seeing this insane form of competition “martial arts” on reels that involves zero actual martial arts techniques It’s gymnastics floor routines but with a lot more yelling and they tag it #cobrakai which is appropriate because that is an imaginary dojo

ICE is truly LARPin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo Boys

Majesty with a boner

Wow, mismanagement of New York City - what a genuinely terrifying prospect! Siri who is the current mayor of New York City