If you quit music because of AI guess what You weren't going to make it anyway Well, you might have made it, but your music is bad. You're bad at music.

Always had the feeling Bernth sucked but didn’t have obvious reasons beyond poor pedagogy. Now he’s selling a course on how to do Patreon better. So there you go. The Sight is right again.

I didn’t realize Yamaha bought Cordoba. Do the guitars not fall apart now?

I’ve been looking for an office coffee mug…

Missing NAMM for a practical reason: you can ask brands stuff they like to leave out of the marketing.

Missing NAMM for a practical reason: you can ask brands stuff they like to leave out of the marketing.

We could have photos like this too if peole gave a shit about men raping kids in this country

The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...

I forgot how TOIGHT Kamelot’s Elizabeth trilogy is. Like sure there are Roman numerals and it’s a “suite” (la-di-dah!) but they’re separate tracks and each song is a svelte 4 minutes and doesn’t mess around. It flies by and it has RIFFS.

Ya got WERKT

ThEy pRoDicTeD - I really wish there was still a single person under 40 who knew what satire was

fucking your computer is the future. if you're not fucking your computer right now you're gonna miss the revolution. fucking your computer is going to change everything

See also: Sweden Sweden has produced top tier artists across genres. Best metal bands. ABBA. Most of the top modern pop producers. Like… no other country comes close. My favorite bands wouldn’t have survived to make their best albums without state support

Do you want to attract women? Make tons of money? Achieve a high position in government? EASY! Just be a liar! LYING - it can work for YOU.

Marc Maron on WTF - insightful down to earth interviews with real introspection Joe Rogan - So you're saying vaccines aren't real? WOW, that's crazy. Jamie can we look that up? I don't know literally anything.

Joe Rogan acting like Mark Maron is jealous of him is so nuts. Joe wouldn't have a job if Marc hadn't been the #1 podcaster before him. Joe's just trailing behind him doing a shittier version of the thing he pioneered.

Streamers are the least creative people on the planet. Everything they do just reinvents another existing form of media Reality TV, game shows and now professional wrestling without the wrestling

Joke is on the monster. I already know the dark arts and I already hate it professionally.

I was. Jealous? If you were into nerd metal in the late 90s/early 00s you sure are.

I'm petitioning leniency for Tim Dillon at Nuremberg 2.0 purely because he's the only one in the Rogansphere who's actually lived by their supposed creed of joking about everyone. He's not innocent but he's been making fun of his side the whole time. Only one FIRED from Riyadh.

If you really don't want people to become communists maybe you shouldn't do so much fascism.

This rich dude once tried to…I guess “mentor” me He was like first we gotta get your money up, what assets do you have? Like real estate? Me: Uh, none. I work at a clothing store. Him: oh. *never brings it up again* Basically never trust rich people or take their advice.

Ladies and gentlemen I propose this arts funding is a milking machine and unless we SHUT IT DOWN it’s gonna rip our dicks CLEAN OFF

Oh did Donald Trump who famously never pays anyone not pay you??? Maybe you’re a mark.

Gavin Newsom would be the kind of President thats like “everything is fixed and back to normal now!” While giving more funding to ICE “they assured me they will stop murdering American citizens so they can have billions more dollars, as a treat”

Good.

David Draiman trying to book Kid Rock and Bad Bunny together just shows how politically illiterate he is. Yes finally let’s bring together a popular artist and the guy who performed in direct racist opposition to said popular artist. Sounds… CRAZY, DAVID. OOOH WACKA WACKA!!

I wud never meet him only continue to have 20-30 of his closest friends on my podcast every week

People comparing the “I just wanna kiss my fish” guy to Bo Burnham’s country bit don’t forget Trevor Moore’s perfect country song “Gays Got Married” Then the gays got married And the plant shut down And the crops dried up Everywhere around 1/3

Kid Rock kicked around Michigan for nearly a decade before he broke through. My friends at college radio had to come up with increasingly creative ways of destroying the flood of promo CDs he sent out (oven baking, etc.). When I first saw him on MTV my immediate reaction was "...THAT guy????"

My musical taste is relevant which is why I want a 55 year old rap rocker from the late 90s who has been a walking punchline his entire career to play at the Super Bowl and not an artist who is popular now

It sounds like when someone talks about filling in for a really great guitar player, like Dweezil learning Frank’s solos, but it’s just John Mayer playing Dead tunes cause he’s eternally mid

The info wars are over. Info lost. But at least so did Alex jones.

It's genuinely kind of funny that people were mad about Bad Bunny not singing in English when the first song Kid Rock played begins as so: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie / Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, sai

The Watchmen Ozymandias "I did it 30 minutes ago" speech but telling my wife I bought something.

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Acting overly incredulous when I hear Woody Allen is in the Epstein files WHAT??? HIMM???? OH NO WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING????

You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on

They brought back original recipe Day Quil and no one told me!??

There are no counter protests for ICE because all those guys joined ICE

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

Name them shame them

Now I'm glad I didn't write my Elon Musk diss track yet 'cause I would've been pissed if I left out how he verifiably WANTED to go to Epstein Island but was too annoying Universe needs to stop rewarding me for procrastination wtf

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

“Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” was basically a documentary…

Metallica fans time to come get grandpa

GVACB? But what does it mean???

Call of Duty LARPers, every gd one