Wheel of Fortune, welcome to the War on Cars

Horse ebikes ❤️ Cowboy ebikes

it’s called a Cargo Bike ’cause once you get one your car goes to the used car dealer

Proud of this haul. Don’t let anyone tell you a cargo bike can’t replace a car

Marry: Trek ebike Fuck: Mazda Miata Kill: Chevy Silverado

‘It doesn’t replace bike trips [...] It replaces car trips.’

ebikes are classy

you could go to your local bike shop and test-ride an ebike

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said electric horses.” - @horse-ebikes.com, probably

Uber horse

In 2011 smart phones overtook dumb phones. I want that for ebikes. I want ebikes in every garage.

I ride my bike and I breathe in that fresh outside air

Or...just hear me out...this guy could buy a Yuba Spicy Curry electric cargo bike for the same price as his yearly insurance premium AND instead save/invest what he'd be spending on his car loan. But nope - that'd be impractical and unworkable. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Brake lights & turn signals!

saturday bike rides

Back in the day if you were late to work you needed to give your horse energy drinks so it would get there faster

Manhattan has bagel shops, coffee shops, and e-bike shops

horrible

but why doesn’t the horse get to ride

"Part appliance, part liberation machine, e-bikes are redefining what a “vehicle” can be. School drop-offs, grocery runs, commutes, & social visits—trips once assumed to require a car—are increasingly accomplished with battery-assisted pedaling. Terrain & distance fade as barriers."

Step over e-bike : ❤️ Step through e-bike : ❤️ Step over horse : ❤️ Step through horse : 🙀

Urban multi-use paths should have speed limits. 30 km/h is plenty

getting groceries with my e-bike filling my panniers with paneers

Which boat would you pick?

when your homies are out for a ride but your bike’s at the shop

APHAB *Police Horses

Trojan Horse xkcd.com/3098/

bikes are colourful

we explored this place

And then you're using a Gouach repairable and fireproof e-bike battery :) gouach.com

e-bikes, aiblockers, and fusion are the technologies of the 21st century

I couldn’t find my car keys last week I was in a rush ‘fuck it I’ll ride my bike’ but now it’s Friday of this week and I still haven’t found my car keys

Programs that let people borrow an ebike for a few days at a time are blooming around the US. They’re convenient for all, but they also provide free transport for those priced out of bike ownership. www.wired.com/story/ebike-...

don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on how fast we ride

the USB-C e-bike can recharge with a laptop charger

Fun fact: James & Lars wrote this banger after riding a Trek FX+

you can buy an e-bike even if you already have a bike they’re not gonna get jealous

unambiguous safe specifications bike lanes 🤝 need to be concrete

After through review, I’ve decided to allow it.

I pedal just as hard as greg does, I just go faster and further than slow, behind me greg does

My e-bike is how I'm getting exercise post knee surgery drama while I'm getting my muscle back. It allows me to go farther and feel confident in my ability to get back home. I can also ride with 100 pounds of groceries on it, which I can't easily do on my fancy road bike.

Greg said ‘e-bikes are bikes for lazy people’ Nah. e-bikes are just bikes you’ll ride more Super hot out? no problem Tired? no problem Dentist appointment across town? no problem

“If I’d asked people what wanted, they’d have said faster horses.” – Henry Ford “If I’d asked horses what wanted, they’d have said e-bikes.” – Horsey Foal

efficiency is patriotic #elbowsup #kneesup