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Who earned the Wick Allison Memorial Most Christmasy Christmas Sweater Worn on Dallas City Council Christmas Sweater Day Award, and why was participation down this year?

We are pirates now. Got it. www.cnn.com/2025/12/10/p...

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Tonight I met this guy. Now we are brothers.

If you live in North Texas, you'll dig this: www.dmagazine.com/guides/best-...

I would like to announce my Le Charme Defensif tour. So I just did. Come get you some tickets to Tim Rogers.

This is a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go. Heh-heh.

In a world where megastores and restaurant chains reign supreme, an elite squad of Dallas editors, critics, writers, and tastemakers joined forces to celebrate the local people and places that make our city shine.

Trump just got the first FIFA Piece Prize. Don't tell him about homophones.

Walton Goggins intro to MNF was loads of fun. Lessgo!

I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!

Do you know high school football? I do not. @machinesports.bsky.social pretends to. But Greg Tepper? That dude knows EVERYTHING about high school football. So we got him on the show to talk about the playoffs, Signing Day & more. Also, UNT is making the CFB playoff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzIH...

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Apparently First Baptist Dallas is acquiring partial ownership of the building where I work, which means I might soon ride the elevator with Pastor Robert Jeffress. He won’t like my small talk.

My nearest Costco is not convenient. But I’m joining. I want 10 lbs of peanut butter and I want to support big companies that stand up.

Wes Anderson vibes.

Sneak peek at December issue of @dmagazine.bsky.social

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

This is essentially the premise to Severence, just with longer periodicity.

Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.

ICYMI I had my first video taken down on Instagram today while I was trapped in an airport in Kentucky, it’s been a day, I also been posting a new rap daily all year, and I barely made it home in time but, Day 334/365 #daily #america #trump #smh #fyp

This is an extremely fucked up thread and stuff like this is radicalizing me to support outlawing not only AI, but probably smartphones and social media, too. Read it.

Romo has always had a gravelly voice but today he sounds like he’s in the middle of a six-day bender and hasn’t slept

My wife has been playing Christmas music in the house for a week. Drives me nuts. We haven’t even put the turkey in the oven yet. So I’ve countered by wearing green and doing Jameson shots.

Downtown Dallas. Some sparkly shoes have lost their owner. I would have rescued them but they weren’t my size.

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

It’s 66 degrees and sunny in Arlington. Rain won’t start for hours. And the roof on the Death Star is closed. Why? Why did Arlington help pay for a retractable roof that is never retracted?

This is my kind of good trouble.

Everyone who knew the guy tells me he was a mensch. WAY too young. Dallas lost a good one. www.dallasnews.com/business/rea...

My favorite part of this story is that they planned to sail to the island, but they couldn't take sailing lessons because they were too expensive. www.dallasobserver.com/news/north-t...

I love this dude. Admitting you don't know a Latin phrase is the definition of being comfortable in your own skin. My response to Hayes would have been: "I disagree. New York is actually ipso facto."

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Unbelievable frontofficesports.com/wizards-hire...

Fucking insane. They cut his body into pieces. That was a “huge mistake”?

I bet @aliceindallas.bsky.social never saw this coming

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Why does it feel like Pat McAfee's entire show is just a platform for him to show us how proud he is of his Rolex?

Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.

Dude and his date leaving the bar. His pint glass is empty. She walks first and doesn’t see him test her High Noon can, discover some remaining, and surreptitiously drain it. Much respect, my guy

So you’re saying I should shave my beard off and keep the mustache? Because if you think that’s the smart play, I trust you.

How do they know it was an accident? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Just let that sink in

the data visualization is, uh, something

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You should read this.

Y’all enjoy your red skies. It’s pretty! And also the next one could send us into months of hell darkness. www.noemamag.com/the-unseen-f...

The fish at Whole Foods Lakewood tastes like rubber. Bezos first destroyed the bar there, then destroyed everything else. So fucking sad.

I wrote some jokes for you about betting odds on the mayor of Dallas’ state of the city speech.

Reality TV twat acts tough (Yes, I know he was also a literal lumberjack, but he’s still a twat)