I love a lot of things about Dallas. This humidity is not one of those things.

Pilot on flight to LaGuardia just said “go spurs go” and got a full plane boo in return. Can’t believe I’m on a plane full of Arsenal and Chelsea fans.

Anyone need a couch? This one is clean.

The Los Angeles-based chain transports its guests to a 1920s nightclub, but with chicken tenders.

It's going to suck when Love Field announces it is relocating to Plano.

Everyone should read this. Get at it.

"D Magazine also won the award for Short Writing Lifestyle for 'Hot Dish!' Judges described writer Tim Rogers as innovative, comparing his strong voice and style to chef star and profile subject Jeremy Allen White." This is odd, because I didn't actually profile JAW. lol citymag.org/wp-content/u...

This is a new development and relevant to everyone in Dallas

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

This is what corruption looks like.

You have to wait till Thursday to drink the Peticolas World Cup beer I named. Hang in there, friend. You can do it.

It's kind of funny watching all of right-wing media attack James Talarico's looks and appearance, claiming he's not masculine enough or whatever, when this is what their candidate looks like.

Tell me you’re a douche without saying you’re a douche

They is?

Persecution by Dems. Pardon him. Pay him w $1.776 billion funds. Put him on SCOTUS

Pleased to announce that my latest short story is headed to Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine this fall. What a thrill to place a story with one of the great mystery publications. Stay tuned for more details.

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

Paxton only returned the stolen pen after the courthouse security cameras showed he was the one who took it.

Best response to the “God is nonbinary” attack is to agree and immediately pivot to a discussion about His hog must look like

While everyone looks downtown—specifically City Hall—for the Mavs’ next arena, that might not be a lock. Let’s read some tea leaves.

If you think you’re too good for the discount grocer, step aside, please, while I pick up my side of salmon and a butter stick pool float.

You know what seems dumb? Every business and PR person who sent me an email yesterday.

If you gave me a $100 Merz B tshirt in the color of the Golden Knights’ yellow, I would use that tshirt to clean my bike chain.

This is some good Pope stuff. Worth considering: apnews.com/article/pope...

“No one will stop him. The only people who can stop Trump are Republicans. They’re not going to stop him. They’re going to let him keep crashing and killing and destroying.” —Stuart Stevens trib.al/eOhQgoi

I knocked on a door a few hours ago, asked if I could speak to someone who lived there, and left the property. I have since been accused of harassment and being affiliated with one of the largest criminal syndicates in South America. I guess they really didn't want me to figure out where they lived!

Rapper Rob Base has died after a battle with cancer. He was 59. His team shared the news of his death on his Instagram page. Base was one half of the Harlem hip-hop duo Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock. n.pr/3PTpp1k

This story doesn’t once mention the highways, our tax dollars, that subsidize this growth.

I feel like this is a story where we later learn there was an ADHD meds shortage due to Iran

Kyle Bush died today. This has made Tiny quite sad, because he had a bit of a personal connection with him. When Tiny was in second grade, he had to give an oral report about how different professions help people. At the time, we had just gotten his autism diagnosis, he was still struggling a bit

Walmart takes a very somber approach to July 4th this year

I made another thing for you on the Whaling Wall www.dmagazine.com/micropost/ot...

I made this for you. www.dmagazine.com/micropost/ot... (Gotta click to see the image)

Have we tried turning the South off and back on again?

I have an enormously insightful and hot take on the Kidd firing. Stay tuned for it.

Trying to follow directions

Tear down Dallas City Hall? Not based on this website. www.dmagazine.com/micropost/a-...

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

That's not what I expected Austin Wood to look like

This is nasty. Plagiarism? Maybe not. Lazy-ass copycat? Yup.

"The aggressive sweep of the senses continues, unabated, taking the taste in directions you wouldn’t have predicted—rich caramel, honeyed stonefruits, baking chocolate, and something that we can only describe as ████████."

“Expected to host” lol There is no expect. We WILL host

Food for your eyes www.dmagazine.com/micropost/no...

When will Strava NOT tell me I “crushed it”? People, I don’t always crush it.

Read more books 😎 And.. #fdt

This is nothing more than an ad for American Airlines

Everbody's math is weird these days. *stares in City Hall*

The new listing platform has reportedly won approval to add a ticker around the base of the building—and aims to fire a cannon instead of ringing a bell.

The Londoner must us a different calendar than I do. They just sent out this email.