Limited testing environments = longer cycles. Resource justification = discouraged experiments. Risk aversion = competitive disadvantage. The things that feel safe are making you vulnerable. itrev.io/4ngWheX

I was lucky enough to get an early copy at Monktoberfest. You absolutely should grab a copy and read what @azimman.bsky.social @wiredferret.bsky.social and @monkchips.com have written.

1lb sausage, chicken sausage, turkey, etc. 2 carrots 1-2 zucchini 2-3 celery 1 onion 1.5 cups rice 3 cups chicken broth 3 Garlic cloves or powder Brown sausage set aside Sweat onions, add carrots let soften, add celery soften, garlic cloves minced. Put sausage back. Add rice and chicken broth.

Today in “you had one job”….

Let’s schedule a robot tournament for middle and high schoolers the morning after Halloween was definitely not planned by a parent.

/cc @rstephens.me

As someone chasing an incredibly frustrating device bug this morning, I have some real empathy with this character.

John Smoltz perfectly encapsulates the experience of being stuck on a three hour flight with someone who thinks he knows everything about baseball yet only has very general knowledge and won’t stop talking about it

I have no rooting interest in the baseball game, but here we are. Can’t turn it off.

Kurt Warner and Kevin Harlan are the best radio announcers on the planet for football. Amazing coverage and I'm laughing 100 times a broadcast.

I deserved that match after running my yap at @jerdog.dev

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

@scottseattlewx.bsky.social curious if you have winds in lake Tapps area over last 5-10 minutes. Strongest I’ve seen here large branches coming off trees.

Don’t just vibe, thrive.

DSM-5 Now Includes Mariners Fanhood as a Legitimate Form of Depression: tinyurl.com/5e8a65zt

/cc @rstephens.me

No one prepares you for the phone alerts about the loss your team suffered (earned?) in the last few minutes.

I’m going to go kick rocks for a bit

where do I fill out an application to manage the mariners

I don't wish anyone any harm, but go Sea Otters! www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...

This ALCS is the first LCS between teams with pennant droughts of at least thirty years OR that have been waiting at least thirty years for their first Of course it’s going seven games

Trying to work but GAME 7 IS IN 3 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES!!!

I remember way back when (Saturday) when I enjoyed baseball and Canadians.

Portland ICE facility now.

One of those key voices that make up the soundtrack of my life. May her memory be a blessing.

Shouts out to Max Scherzer, doing it for all the guys over 40 who experience neck, shoulder and back pain because of the violent repetitive movement of their bodies, whether that's Pitching to Major League Hitters or Shifting Slightly in Bed

Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.

Respectfully I need the Brewers to win because David vs. Goliath is a tired narrative but Seattle Mariners vs. Seattle Pilots is a story for the ages

Me: “I wish for those dumb LIMU EMU ads to go away.” Monkey Paw Curls Walmart Christmas commercial on endless repeat for National League game on HBO.

Crazy but awesome

@crawfordchrisv.bsky.social how’s grandma??

This!!

We are so damn lucky to have Divish on the beat. www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...

The amazing and lovely @slangsonsports.bsky.social making me feel older by the post.

I should be sleeping but Humpy!!!

Credit card company landing an email about financing large purchases just as I look at ALCS and WS tickets is a bit too big brother.

UW.RIZZS!!

Thank you Mariners!!!! Also can we play a normal series and win in nine innings please?

Mariners going to extras.

/cc @sogrady.org

Did I dirty every dish in the house making dinner? No but only because using the fancy dinner dishes made no sense.

Dear Mariners, We don’t need this drama. Signed, fans PS Anyone have the Venmo for the Etsy Witch?

elsewhere in the seattle mariners extended universe a fan is eating small amounts of dirt he collected from the t-mobile infield every day because he wanted to change the vibes after game 1 and since it worked he’s trapped eating dirt every day

Cal Raleigh and Babe Ruth are the only players in MLB history to hit *exactly* 60 home runs in a season. Both hit HR 6️⃣1️⃣ in the Postseason on October 7, in their final AB of a win in which their team scored 8 runs: Ruth 10/7/1927 Cal 10/7/2025 #Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🔱

Like the anxiety level isn’t high enough

1995-1999 I would endlessly hear how submarines were not for women while I was serving onboard. Yet we had women more than once participate for specific reasons. They contributed wonderfully as you should expect.

Julio also doing the lord’s work

Save us, Big Dumper. Save us.