Wilson is a fantastic manager when it comes to team alignment and motivation. In game he has become indefensible. You have to at least know the rules of the game. We are losing because of 1 hit and 1 run on offense. But Wilson makes it harder more games than not.

Obvious obstruction. I’m not too sure about the call before with the infield fly, but this is obstruction.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

25 pitches that could’ve been a lot worse if not for the sacrificial offering at third base.

White Sox gifted a TOOTBLAN to the Mariners’ Woo who is struggling with command.

You would think our roommates when in Arizona would treat us better than this.

Comfort

Nothing improves an evening quite like a little mustard, rye bread, and grand salami. Right, Grandma? Miss you, Dave. #Mariners

I don’t want to pile on to Dan Wilson, but we have very limited leverage arms right now in the pen. Why use Bazardo up four? It’s a chance to rest.

Whew. He seems ok. I think he may have hit or pinched his groin area on the slide.

No not Naylor!!! Damn he seems really hurt

For the record, it worked! Just like every tech support call I did.

Could we maybe unplug the Mariners and plug them back in? See if maybe that would help?

Jury duty. Let’s do this.

That was the most Mariners baseball, baseball has ever Marinered.

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

Mariners baseball!!

Dan Wilson the anti-Aaron Boone. Argue, damnit

You are forgiven, Randy.

Two thing can be true. Absolute dumb TOOTBLAN by Randy. That has to be interference. Guessing umpires decided that was entirely too dumb to give Randy.

I should’ve just used superglue, right @sogrady.org? Spouse insisted on medical care. (Tractor bucket didn’t give)

Thinking about the MLB radio analysts today saying their betting lock was the under on Mariners and Royals tonight. This is why I don’t bet.

Here on the farm, even the hand baskets to hell are full.

So you’re saying it is not over?

Another day, another interaction with an old white dude VC from our industry wanting to share his sexual conquests and the "quality" of women in other countries. All this part of an interview. 2 minutes in. What the fuck is still wrong with our industry that these people are still here?

Editor: “Find us an expert” Reporter: “Got one” E: “Is he experienced with presidential assassinations?” R: “Well, he only tried once” E: “What?!” R: “What?”

A really big and proud day for all of us. Today we launch Barn Analytics for preorders. Come check out our new devices for keeping track of your hens health. We have more tools coming to serve small scale farms. Don’t have chickens yet? Come check us out and grab a t-shirt! www.barnanalytics.com

Full time farm. The work feeds me. Sadly the revenue doesn’t.

Hello @lfnw.org peeps. Working on websites for my farm. I really would like to find someone to help me with logo and basic colors. I'm a blind monkey with a broken crayon with art. I'm on a farm budget, but would really like to pay someone in the community. Also could trade pork, eggs, garlic?

Tonight’s social for @lfnw.org reminded me there are awesome people left in this world. Stupid excited for the future and farming for good.

This will go over well I’m sure.

Ted has been promoted to 3D quality engineer here at Barn Analytics. In his spare time, he chases rodents on the farm, sleeps, and plays with his brother Aspen.

I’ve always wanted to share with Jane what submarine life was like. This seems like the perfect chance.

Truth

Watching Mason Miller pitch is absolutely awe inspiring*. *Unless it is against the Mariners. Actually, it is still amazing just frustrating as well.

Wheeeeee was a lot more fun a few days ago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Wheeeee’s come and wheeee’s go. /cc @sogrady.org

“April” or “Spring”

She has to go to the vet once a month due to being the fucking crypt keeper of cats. She is older than one of the vet techs. They're obsessed with her

Hugops for the Claude folks. I know they are having bumps this morning. I would suggest they find a way to use your morning bucket of credits later in the day when problems occur.

A couple thousand kids and adults paused their robot championship competition to watch. Able to hear a pin drop does not come close to explaining the silence as Artemis II approached the water. The cheer for the safe splashdown was as loud as the silence. Top twenty moment in my life.

You know who else doesn’t have minesweepers? Granted EOD and others are amazing. We sent ours away in January because they were old and ….. well, we had NATO partners with more modern ones. How’s that working out?

I’ve seen enough: The Mariners must ritually sacrifice Humpy to get the season back on track.

The Mariners will continue to suffer until Cal Raleigh shakes Randy Arozarena's hand before every at-bat to reverse the curse

My internal dialogue is one constant baseball argument between “It’s only April” and “All 162 games count the same.” This team is not playing good baseball.

Leavitt: The Cuban regieme is bound to fall

An egg-cellent day on the farm and garlic is really coming along nicely.

Not now. Wait your turn.

Me: The Artemis II mission is doing an amazing job of reminding me about what's important in this lifetime, and not to waste so much of my energy suffering over little stuff that really isn't very consequential in the end. Also me: This fucking bullpen

That feeling when you've been on hold for about 45 minutes mostly over the noon hour with the doctor's office. "They went to lunch, didn't they."

@rstephens.me this how you are spending easter?