Feeling good about new #snl but Tina Fey clearly reading lines offstage. Looks weird. Good jokes landing well, decent crack at it.

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Just been to see Carmen - utterly convinced I had seen it before, until it started. What a joyous* thing, incredible singing, a few minute walk away. *death, always death.

Karma Chameleon. I’d crack and tell you everything before the vocal kicked in.

It’s nice when politicians read books and know things

Twat/lucky bastard.

I get the disappointment, but booing the Pompey players when they walked around at the end? Shite behaviour, people should be ashamed of themselves but they won’t be. Confidence at all-time low so let’s batter them some more.

Today has been tough, got no mum and I’m not a mum (except to cats, who don’t count today). Cooked nice food, watched some comforting rubbish. Now watching Louis, really should have saved this for another, stronger day.

They appear to have introduced a child to death in paradise which means to me, Fonzie is gliding over a plastic shark. This makes me angry, I love my comfort crime.

Today’s least shocking headline, and as @jamesball.bsky.social points out, the ban means the social media companies cannot be held accountable, because kids are breaking the rules. Well done everybody.

Took students for parliament tour today. The tour guides are amazing but I find the opulence, the pomp and circumstance absolutely infuriating. As beautiful as the building is, it needs to go and a grown-up approach to democracy can then thrive.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

A brilliant, disgusting, infuriating read. Shut the monarchy down. Now. They are all complicit.

Phew. Very happy with new #scrubs they didn’t fuck it up. Bravo everybody.

We're living in a scenario in which the world will be willing to pretend the US President has won a war he hasn't won, because humouring the mad cunt is the least terrible of available options. Well done everybody

*stares*

It's Mothering Sunday in a week's time! If your mother's no longer around it can be hard. I will as usual be reading out the names of our Remembered Mums/Mams/Moms from halfway up this beauty - the Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. If you'd like me to read out your Mum's name, reply with #Mums26 ❤️ 👑

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Ffs Fulham. Can’t trust you with anything. #facup

It’ll go on for three days and end with the n word being shouted in the stalls.

A huge thank you to everyone who turned out for my Portsmouth Book Festival event about Stiff Records last night, and to @princessclairina.bsky.social for such a brilliant conversation. Great to see a full room and so much love for the label. #portsmouth #bookfestival #stiffrecords

Had an absolutely fabulous evening interviewing @musicbiographer.bsky.social about his book on Stiff records at Portsmouth library last night. Even better was the sesh in the pub after putting the musical works to rights. I’d love to do more of this please universe?

A year ago today I smoked my last cigarette. No vaping no nothing. Never been more proud - I had reached a point I was boring myself with talk of quitting, it was time to just bloody do it.

@marymaryw.bsky.social an interesting read.

Great to meet you and I’m even more excited for the event now! Come on down #pompey people to hear about all things Stiff Records.

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

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I love that people like her are around and speaking up. Music needs more CMATs.

Hey BBC, here’s a thought. You don’t actually have to report every brain fart Farage utters and the Mail amplifies? I don’t currently care what he thinks about voting, except rightly branding it toy/pram throwing. Thanks.

Happy Saint David’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️ This year, why not take part in some of the traditional festivities of Wales? Wear a daffodil, make Welsh cakes and dance like you’ve never actually seen anyone dance before but are contractually obliged to 😎

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

As journalists working today many of us are taught to recognise disinformation when we see it and fight back against it. Unfortunately there are some who willingly seek it out and put it on their front pages. A disgrace to the profession.

This aged well. Segs was involved in the goal, at least. Ffs #pompey

Reform: Stop the boats! Deport people! Starmer: OMG we have to beat the Reform Party! STOP MORE BOATS! DEPORT MORE PEOPLE! ISLAND OF STRANGERS! Hannah Spencer: Everybody deserves a nice life. Starmer: Hannah Spencer is more interested in dividing people than uniting them.

Lovely to wake up to a bit of war, really helps the hangover settle. Fuck Trump and Israel.

I’ve had quite the weekend and am in no way ready for tomorrow to be Monday. I think I may spend large parts of it crying.

Pan’s Labrynth.

Well. Mogwai. Well. That was fucking spectacular. I’m not actually sure what to do with myself after that.

By Jove I think they’ve got it…

Last time a Reform politician said the minimum wage should be cut we looked into his businesses & found three of his former employees had won employment tribunal claims against him. But despite what the tribunal ordered, he didn't pay a single judgment www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2025...

The stuff of legend. I remember seeing it reviewed, this is the first time I have seen real proof. Today is over.

Sleep app shows an hour or so awake - when Lois cat was trying out every inch of my bed, including sitting on my head, and I was paranoid she may have brought her ‘piss anywhere’ habit upstairs with her. Morning all.

Like you and I have been brought up being told we should be bowing down to this odious despicable nonce scum of the earth.

Me and @marymaryw.bsky.social had a song dedicated to us by Fake Empire tonight, I realised it was the first time ever by any band, which is a terrible hit rate per gig attended. Chuffed though.

HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ON THE PITCH. That’s not the answer to the question but the only correct response.

Everyone is using AI to write their meeting invites. Are you really ‘delighted’ to invite me to the three-hour ‘lift stuff safely’ training Sharon? Really? Because delighted is not the word I would use to attend.

Love this quote, love this man. Terry Devlin baby 💙

Welcome to Reform’s front bench Yusuf, Hampton School, £29,916 per year Jenrick, Wolverhampton Grammar, £17,835 per year Farage, Dulwich College, £30,618 per year Tice, Uppingham School, £58,176 per year Braverman, Heathfield School, defunct private school The authentic voice of the working class