Always good to get up an hour early cos you misread the time.

Remembering the 56 who went to a football game and didn't come home. And the others who did and had their lives forever changed by May 11th 1985.

Happy birthday from Dennis, Kitty Afro and Lois.

Bloody hell.

They’ve just started talking about Attenborough and the descendants of the gorillas

Poor David. Get to 100 only to spend it in a suit sitting next to dull Bill at a yawn fest. If I get to 100 I’m staying in my pants and no-one can stop me.

Happy 100, big man

First news I saw is that Lib Dem’s have taken Pompey. Thank Christ for that. They were majority rule with NOC. Reform were already second with loads of defections, mainly indies, but one LD who should be ashamed.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

The Alt Text is gold.

I’ve just made myself avocado on toast with egg for breakfast and I don’t know who I am anymore.

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

Happy MCA day bboys and bgirls. youtu.be/JhqyZeUlE8U?...

Good morning to BBC Breakfast, which is tackling the important issue of drink spinking…

And so another season ends. I enjoyed #pompey today though it appears most didn’t; mainly cos we got to chant ‘wanker wanker’ at their keeper at length, an incredibly satisfying thing to do.

STOP PUTTING 'CATION' ON THE ENDS OF WORDS, YOU NERVELESS FUCKING CLOWNCATIONS

Paging Matt the Tissier...

Switzerland is putting solar panels on all the empty space between train tracks. If done in the UK this would take 20,000,000 Solar Panels and would provide 8GW of electricity.

Hush, ipaper, hush. Don’t tell everyone, we want to keep Mous here.

Thank you football gods #citeh looked like scum didn’t even sell their end out, poor. Perhaps they are saving their money for the playoffs? 🤷🏼

Southsea walk this evening to see off the PoW, but the best bit was this. They’re coming! IYKYK

Spent an hour tonight listening to an absolute expert talk about the fallout (or not) of Chernobyl, all for free. Check your local uni folks, fascinating people will entertain you and feed you canapés.

And we are SAFE with two games to play. Just two weeks ago I’d have bitten your hand off.

My lovely “better half” @gailmyerscough.co.uk has had one of those (boo!) slow weeks. She’s an amazing designer with a fabulous online shop containing beautiful stuff! Here’s her website www.gailmyerscough.co.uk - go on, treat yourself! Reposts most welcome!👍👍

Not the first person to post this today, I presume. youtu.be/NH6YiXL1IYc?...

Bugger. Poor Keshi and Terry.

Right, so everyone who sang ‘we’re all going on a league one tour’ should be made to line up and say sorry to the #pompey squad and promise not to stop believing ever again. Quitters.

Had a lovely night at #pompey end of season dinner. University, as sponsor, held a ballot among staff to populate a table which was a nice touch. Sat next to Connor Chaplin who was completely adorable. Slightly hurty head.

I hate Leicester, as much for 93 and Knight as for 2002 and offside.

This is why football is fucking brilliant. What a night, what an effort.

This is why I get so cross with the boo boys and the ‘league one tour’ bullshit. Boo if they aren’t trying, this team is trying and deserves support, however frustrating it may be #pompey

Well at least Viktor Orbán is free to headline Wireless next year.

I have woken early and stressed, returning to work after a few weeks off. BBC South reporting ‘an increase in spider bites’, along with pictures, is really not helping me.

I’m not naive enough to believe regime change in Hungary is utopia, but amazing to see the far right rejected under so much pressure. Fuck you Victor, Donald, vlad, the lot of you.

Even if Magyar is no liberal, this is why it is still a huge defeat for illiberalism. For it shows that a powerful illiberal political machine and methodology can be defeated.

Oh happy days!

From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1597, May 2023.

Portsmouth have had two shots on target against #Boro this season and taken six points.

YOU FUCKING BEAUTIES #pompey

How we made to half time without conceding I have no idea. Watford need to sort their shit out please #pompey

Bloody hell. Researchers invented a disease, published two fake papers to see if LLM’s would ingest them and kick them up as fact — and then it broke containment and all the major AI’s bought in. Information pollution. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Thanks to @bradsked.bsky.social all the important Pompey duck questions have been answered - or have they?

Oh look, a celebrity is in BBC Breakfast having written a children’s book! How unusual and newsworthy.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

This is great news about @cityofsanctuaryuk.bsky.social, but it does highlight how vexatious claims and misinformation are used to directly attack charities and try and prevent them doing good work. Migrants and trans rights charities in particular are targeted. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

Fuck off festival republic, this is ridiculous.

Just saw the Oxford pundit on bbc sport call is ‘bravery’ for United players to celebrate at/in front of the Fratton End. I’d call it incitement to violence? Ref today was a fucking disgrace.