leland palmer in the black lodge

I need a little DDR style score screen after any social interaction so I know if I actually fucked it up badly like my brain always says or if I managed to act normal and cool with a score of how many good and bad things I said so I can learn to shut up

Job application: “don’t worry if you don’t meet every single bullet point!! We’re looking for a human ☺️😊” Same exact job application in the question section: “you must have done this generic, transferable marketing job in this exact niche field or don’t bother applying” 🫠

With video of another street execution from ICE going around, a reminder that while video documentation of atrocities is important, you have no ethical obligation to watch videos of people dying. Traumatizing yourself isn’t advocacy. You do not have to watch the video to be outspoken against this

you cannot reform a bad form. abolition is the only answer

Genuinely, at least 1/3 of this country is deeply evil. Not just fuck ice, fuck everyone who cheers this on and anyone who votes for this shit. I’m fucking sick of it

Animal crossing and animal snuggles 🥰

@cptncamel.bsky.social every night

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Not to sound like a political extremist but I want bad things to happen to bad people.

Fuck ICE now and forever

Remember that you can turn off autoplay videos in the content and media section of the settings. Super important today as there's a graphic video going around ):

My fucking cavendish in balatro expired the 3rd round I had it are you kidding

All I want for Christmas is for someone to make a David Lynch movie exactly the same except the main character is replaced by Tim Robinson just reacting to things happening in the plot of the movie

I’M CACKLING

Oh to be baked, wearing a pikachu onesie, drinking vegan baileys hot cocoa and wearing a face mask

Ok i saw the guy in the orchestra whose always playing multiple instruments and going ham, i can go to sleep now

One Republic is still a band apparently lmao

i stand by this statement every year

Bg3 should get GOTY of the year every year because it’s probably the best game ever made sorry not sorry

I ain’t getting the TERF game even if it’s free sorry

15 years today with @sassycat69.bsky.social 🥰 Since being married, we don't often celebrate our dating anniversary like we once did, but certainly a good thing to recognize and cherish for the best friend, partner, and lover one could ask for ❤️

Yooooooo

I love getting recommended posts on Reddit from /r/pasta and seeing how big mad they all get arguing about proper ways to make pasta dishes. I saw people arguing that garlic bread doesn’t belong with pasta today and gatekeeping carbonara and bolognese

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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Yo is she drinking BEANS

Morrissey is a piece of shit but he cooked when he wrote “I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now”

My childhood gameboy has been found… but the speaker is busted and the only game we found with it was Pokemon blue and the save battery is dead 😭😭😭 may need to learn how to solder to fix this thing

Thank you Garfield.

Cannot believe The Matrix stole their plot from Sailor Moon SuperS the movie lmfao

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I used to work at Starbucks in college. Their peppermint hot chocolate was just a peppermint mocha w/ vanilla and no coffee. I bet this is a peppermint mocha Frappuccino made the same way And if you wanna make your own, xanthan gum is the key ingredient to the consistency in Frappuccinos. 😉

Join us at 5 PM TONIGHT in Moore Square for the NO BORDER PATROL IN RALEIGH protest, hosted by the Triangle Party for Socialism and Liberation NC. #northcarolina #raleigh #wakecounty #durham #cary #apex #orangecounty #durham #triangleregion #centralNC

BREAKING: Federal agents detained at least three people in Durham on Tuesday, chasing them through a shopping center parking lot as stores locked down and shoppers fled.

lCE is already active in the triangle (Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill) and has been active in Charlotte all this week. Stay safe, help keep others safe. Stay updated here: ojonc.org?lang=en

ICE was apparently a few blocks away and now I’m so paranoid im checking every time I hear a car outside and have 0 focus. I live right near an elementary school so I’m super super worried for the kids and their parents 😭 I fucking hate that the country has come to this.

PSA, friends in the triangle stay safe indyweek.com/news/northca...

marill poptart 🌈💫🎶💓🍭

On day two of a migraine and I had to call out of work because I can’t stand to look at my monitor. They’re happy about it though lol

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

New bumper sticker 🥲

Evergreen Simpsons joke tbh

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About