All I want for Christmas is for someone to make a David Lynch movie exactly the same except the main character is replaced by Tim Robinson just reacting to things happening in the plot of the movie

I’M CACKLING

Oh to be baked, wearing a pikachu onesie, drinking vegan baileys hot cocoa and wearing a face mask

Ok i saw the guy in the orchestra whose always playing multiple instruments and going ham, i can go to sleep now

One Republic is still a band apparently lmao

i stand by this statement every year

Bg3 should get GOTY of the year every year because it’s probably the best game ever made sorry not sorry

I ain’t getting the TERF game even if it’s free sorry

15 years today with @sassycat69.bsky.social 🥰 Since being married, we don't often celebrate our dating anniversary like we once did, but certainly a good thing to recognize and cherish for the best friend, partner, and lover one could ask for ❤️

Yooooooo

I love getting recommended posts on Reddit from /r/pasta and seeing how big mad they all get arguing about proper ways to make pasta dishes. I saw people arguing that garlic bread doesn’t belong with pasta today and gatekeeping carbonara and bolognese

YES - dashare.zone ADMIN

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Yo is she drinking BEANS

Morrissey is a piece of shit but he cooked when he wrote “I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now”

My childhood gameboy has been found… but the speaker is busted and the only game we found with it was Pokemon blue and the save battery is dead 😭😭😭 may need to learn how to solder to fix this thing

Thank you Garfield.

Cannot believe The Matrix stole their plot from Sailor Moon SuperS the movie lmfao

MIRACLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

I used to work at Starbucks in college. Their peppermint hot chocolate was just a peppermint mocha w/ vanilla and no coffee. I bet this is a peppermint mocha Frappuccino made the same way And if you wanna make your own, xanthan gum is the key ingredient to the consistency in Frappuccinos. 😉

Join us at 5 PM TONIGHT in Moore Square for the NO BORDER PATROL IN RALEIGH protest, hosted by the Triangle Party for Socialism and Liberation NC. #northcarolina #raleigh #wakecounty #durham #cary #apex #orangecounty #durham #triangleregion #centralNC

BREAKING: Federal agents detained at least three people in Durham on Tuesday, chasing them through a shopping center parking lot as stores locked down and shoppers fled.

lCE is already active in the triangle (Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill) and has been active in Charlotte all this week. Stay safe, help keep others safe. Stay updated here: ojonc.org?lang=en

ICE was apparently a few blocks away and now I’m so paranoid im checking every time I hear a car outside and have 0 focus. I live right near an elementary school so I’m super super worried for the kids and their parents 😭 I fucking hate that the country has come to this.

PSA, friends in the triangle stay safe indyweek.com/news/northca...

marill poptart 🌈💫🎶💓🍭

On day two of a migraine and I had to call out of work because I can’t stand to look at my monitor. They’re happy about it though lol

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

New bumper sticker 🥲

Evergreen Simpsons joke tbh

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Tried magnetic nail polish for the first time, it looked great at first but i fucked it up with the top coat and now it just looks splotchy 😭😭😭

I got a shiny Sharkpedo today in ZA and then 5 minutes later, hopped on a roof right into a shiny Budew… which got scared away because I literally didn’t see it until it was too late 😭😭😭😭

Tried to get pictures of my Halloween makeup, scout wanted attention instead

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WONDERFUL WIFEY @sassycat69.bsky.social

NEW ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE

Do I dare????

Im on a date im so nervous hes so cute 😭😭😭

Igloo

When I see bullshit AI generated nonsense online using the phrasing “it’s not ______, its _________” my brain is always thinking this

Celebrating the 8th wedding anniversary the entire weekend (actual anniversary is tomorrow) with @sassycat69.bsky.social with some fantastic vegan brunch earlier

I got laryngitis from the Turnstile concert and let me tell you…. Not being able to talk as an adhd yapper is almost as painful as the physical pain I feel when I do talk 😭

Saw @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social and @puptheband.bsky.social on Friday. Now I’m seeing Turnstile tonight in Richmond VA!! Getting to see three of my favorite bands in the span of a week is rad af 🥰

🚨🚨trailer for CHAIR COMPANY🚨🚨 Created by Tim Robinson and Zach Kanin, starring Tim, premieres October 12 on HBO Max

*Baldur’s Gate 3 Tav Voice* “shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times”