I’m sure it’s not a super hot take to say that Discord has already proven how well they secure age-related user data.

That was not the name I expected but also I am here for it.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked already

Can't wait for another playoff drought old enough to get a driver's license

How come there isn’t a dispensary called The Apoticary? I’ll leave now.

Nothing says “Why the fuck am I friends with you” like pulling out this bottle.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Another #lastfourwatched Another #letterboxdfriday

Me talking out loud to Pop Culture Happy Hour. “Kelly Reichardt made a heist movie” I’m in. “Starring Josh O’Connor is playing an unemployed art school drop out.” I said I’m in.

Nothing locks Gears of War into being a product of the aughts than all the soul patches.

Full disclosure: I don’t believe that towns in TV shows should at all realistically depict where that name is taken from. It’s fine. It can be funny at times though. With that out of the way, I find it especially hilarious that Ghost Whisperer takes place in Grandview, NY.

Just beat Laxasia last night and the only additions are Wanderer of Illusions and those fucking Electricity Alchemists.

New four.

The cruel contradiction of growing up in the ‘80s was constant “don’t do drugs!” messaging combined with “look at the incredible movies and music and novels we created thanks entirely to cocaine!”

I just want to scream I HOPE YOURE FUCKING HAPPY but I know the answer would be yes.

Exactly this

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

A new four

About halfway through Lies of P and the toughest two bosses so far are the Mad Clown Puppet and the rafters in St. Frangelico Cathedral.

Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Hurricane Erin. Simply incredible.

Hulu’s anti password sharing tech is so good/awful that it recognizes different floors of my house as other locations.

There was a period of my early life where I thought it was Miss Tess Macher. Her first name was Tess. Not Eve.

YouTube Video: I guess VHS games were big back in the 80s. Me: yes. YouTube Video: I bet they were a ton of fun. Me; oh no

Nothing will humanize you to me more than when you type “Thasnk” and leave it.

FUM but the core flavor is Camel WIDE.

My favorite part of Murderbot isn’t our favorite SecUnit’s appreciation for Santuary Moon, it’s his loving defensiveness on its behalf.

The sound my 3D printer makes when it completes a print sounds like I scored some points in a Sierra Onljne game circa 1987. Internal speaker only.

Thank you to Pop Culture Happy Hour for airing two Pixar clips this morning causing me to bawl while walking the dog.

Welcome indeed.

Reverse head nod to Matthew Modine walking around Greenwich Village.

Since there is a new four.

I kind of want to know: does “We are doing work in your neighborhood” actually land sales?

I’m not sure The Witcher 3 is a game for me.

When breweries cater to me.

My father was old when he worked at a place for 25 years. Surely I can’t ben old too.

Am I more frustrated by someone on camera that keeps touching their flimsy desk and it makes everything shaky or the person looking down at their laptop camera so I can see how their sinuses are doing?

I was today years old when I learned that there is a movie starring Shadoe Stevens.

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

Reset the “reply to all” clock to zero.

Dads around the world just nodded in agreement.

Looks like my attempt to get ahead of any “who is BCC’d on this” questions didn’t work.

I cannot tell you how much of an irritant it is to me that Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One is not being followed by Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part Two, but instead by Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning. An entire Part One without a Part Two, like a lone parenthesis.

I have a friend Tommy who has an opinion on everything made up of misheard facts, Joe Rogan and, occasionally, blatant lies. So I get why AI is appealing to some people, not everyone has a Tommy.

The boy says “Ghost + beach bunny dropping albums today is the trio to doom + animal crossing and Barbie + Oppenheimer”

We’ll be talking about in on PCHH soon, but for now just know: ÉTOILE = BUNHEADS 2: UNE BOOGALOO ELECTRIQUE

Thing I just said out loud to myself: Why the fuck would you type quotation marks instead of parentheses? No answer yet.

When your sporty mate is 10 pints deep and says "Here man, I've been thinking of getting into #Warhammer. Are Orks fun?" #raw #wrestlemania

This is really good, and maybe it will reach you at the right moment.

Wholly believe that if you use more than one emoji in a message, you get locked out using emojis for a week.