Getting flash banged by toggling to the discover tab accidentally is a great way to ruin my day

Picking up meds for my mom, there was an old man on the corner holding a sign. One side said, “Wash your feet.” The other side said, “Jesus period.” I don’t know what a Jesus period is and why my feet need to be clean for it.

hey lookit me i'm austin st john

Gambit decides to only use cards from the Jumbo Old Maid card deck from 1968, and makes a lousy pun for every character that he throws.

"and this is where we run our inhouse financial database tools"

Only one man has what it takes to handle a smart, tough, and 600lb pig

I've got a weird ask moots - Are you or someone you know in or near York England? I need some reference shots of a couple specific buildings in the Shambles.

I love FF14, but every FC group photo really do be looking like a gackt era Malice Mizer group shot

The backlog to paint grows

"The Tyranids have a logo?" "...Each Hive has a logo, whoa doing their graphic design?" "Cultists? Maybe they recruit at art schools??"

In Hell the only thing on TV are the sad episodes of Futrama, and pelswick

maid in cybertron pt.2 #transformers #maccadam #megatron #shockwave #soundwave #starscream

Is umamusume a rougelike ?

Hi, it’s me, the CEO of emulator frontends. It’s my job to ensure that every frontend uses the tackiest art imaginable. Got a collection of NES games? Slap a Paper Mario on it! Genesis? How about some Sonic Unleashed promo art? A collection of arcade games? Hoo boy, you KNOW we usin a Pac Man font.

My favorite bit about this is that Hedorah’s podium says something along the lines of “I’m not sorry about anything”

It's kind of wild that a vocaloid song summarizes something I've spent months in therapy struggling to utter. Jamie Paige is fantastic.

Today I learned that the appearance for Cave Johnson and Caroline in Portal 2 were based on two Valve employees and that the two actually went to gaming conventions cosplaying as the characters

TIL Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense in a Chipotle

It was always so pretty when the meth labs back home exploded, how the fires glistened into the night sky. We called them Kentucky Sunsets.

What if Uma musume but pod racers is this a thing? I should draw this thing 🤔

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

Where we're going, we don't need bridges... #SGDQ2025

🚨 ATTENTION: GRITTY WAS AT THE LIBRARIAN CONFERENCE!? GRITTY WAS AT ALA 🚨

When god opens a door he forgets to close the window. A cross-breeze is tossing god’s papers around. He’s lost Jesus’ permission slip. Jesus can’t go to the zoo with his class. Now Jesus is evil.

Comic Market 1991

Spoilers for original Gundam but while I liked the compilation film's version of Lalah's fate, I think the sheer rawness of the original show is the one that's going to stick with me forever. It legitimately feels like the end of the world and that nothing will be the same CW: flashing lights

This is why GW won't bring them back, it's because y'all decided to name them Chorfs

I don't have much to say on the state of the world others haven't. But I will share words my Dad who was in active combat said There is no glory in war. There is no honor in war. Anyone who cheers for war hasn't been in war. It's easy to speak when you haven't been in it up close.

if you've had a shitty week, here's the fantastic news you needed: solar is SO efficient now that nothing else really comes close. Solar farms like this- under which other countries plant crops that thrive in the controlled bright shade- are the easy future. this makes me sleep okay at night 😌

Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

this video is gonna make me throw up

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A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally. I definitely can get behind this.

PSA for everyone going to protests

Yknow what I'm going to make it *ANY* profit I get from my shop until they meet their goal. So buy a therian, pride brick, hexcorp, whatever key-chain you want. Its going to help Kenzie. I'm broke as fuck but I got a roof under my head enough to make trinkets, I'll be fine. ko-fi.com/nyxieneon/shop

I really enjoyed Char's Counterattack #Gundam #CharAznable #MobileSuitGundam

Inches? Centimeters? Nah baby we're measuring exclusively with the Games Workshop Rat Stick now

The reason you never see yaoi paddles anymore is because weapons systems have come a long way since the 00s. Those capabilities are now performed by yaoi drones and yaoi electronic warfare units

Ryan is exactly right

i don't wanna alarm anyone but Discord is implementing a feature that spawns a hostile kobold that hits you really hard on the shin with a golf club without telling you and you have to manually disable it

I don't want to work on an IT Helpdesk, I want to work on an IT Hurt Desk where I can tell you off for being rude to me >:C

watching the dragon quest fantasia laserdisc rip and i kinda love how fucked the slimes look. like yep, that's defo how it would look transposed to irl