I have set up my new mini thermal printer to print a random wikiHow article image for me and my partner to enjoy every hour. I’m treating it as a horoscope

picked up a portable label printer but it only works with an awful app. so am reverse-engineering its bluetooth commands to be able to print from a potato(/raspberry pi to be able to print stupid stuff automatically)

more boooooks. one day i will get through them all. Vurt is crazy!

Wes Anderson’s model maker has turned De Longhi coffee machines into tiny cafes for their new campaign lbbonline.com/news/DeLongh...

“Fuck It, We’re Going To Mars,” Artemis Crew Decide To Keep On Going: https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/04/07/fuck-it-were-going-to-mars-artemis-crew-decide-to-keep-going/

dogs can’t LOOKUP, in fact many of them lack even a basic understanding of Excel or other spreadsheets

think my deg pog is broken

replaced the nickel flatwound strings of my fretless bass with nylon flatwounds and they sound insane! so warm and deep, it feels like a double bass and sounds so mellow and inviting.

It's 1am what am I doing

of course my 11-year-old apple tv HD decides to stop playing anything literally six hours after I order a newer model on ebay

super excited to be reading this. on such a pixar/animation high at the moment

doggies appear displeased to be attending my solo bass concert

should not have gone to Waterstones with no money

‪*KLAXON* Attention! If you are into #opensource and free culture then you should know about our unconference. Coming to Manchester, UK on April 25-26. Main track CfP is open, crew volunteering opportunities... bring your projects and talks, and make the weekend what it will be! www.oggcamp.org

abandoned basket. time to make him remote control and follow me to the shops

the seasonal depression is wearing off (touch wood) but now i can’t focus on work and just wanna be outside all day. this could still be viewed as a win

how is this frube a month out of date yet still tastes fine

the white hotel followed by cruz 101 and discussions about noir literature and a proposal to start a book club in the club (a club book club?) with strangers

what. why

made a cheatsheet of some of my favourite macOS keyboard shortcuts, as i was inspired by one that my mother uses which listed “activo the solectod scroen” [sic.] as one of the keyboard shortcuts

when you go bowling but trip and drop the ball on your head this is what the screens show

2026 basically

cackling at the name of this ornamental ironworks place

Zack Polanski proves popular in Britons’s votes for next prime minister, overtaking Nigel Farage As of late 2025, Green Party membership has surged past 126,000, making it the UK’s third-largest party www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...

can’t believe i just used GCSE maths to solve an actual real-world problem and not how many bananas joseph has after giving 7 grapes to edna

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

deg pog adventures in london town

It what makes this behind-the-scenes camera test banter so funny

loving any 2 for £5 applying to a £5.22 chicken pie at sadsda

absolutely gobsmacked by this ‘microwave cooking for one’ book from 1995 i found at my parents’ house

turned a pile of old awful wood effect lino into a janky compost bin on wheels. i think it will last at least a month before it rots and collapses. but, doggies like it. time to sit on it and roll it down a hill

wormery update: worms are attempting an escape despite lots of nice worm-compatible food and cardboard etc.. maybe i will employ one or two of the more trustwormy worms as confidential informants to help keep things at bay

:ppp can't get meee im in my bike trailer hehe :p

i have found myself in possession of a wormery. they are called george washington

Did someone say Green Party Party? ra.co/news/84318

accidentally put in way more baking powder than I should have into pancake mix. this has made the pancakes really light and fluffy yum yum 😋 🥞

potato in the suit. what he celebrating doe

eating a full cup of extra thick double cream mixed with cocoa powder sounded a lot tastier 5 minutes ago before i ate the whole thing and now i feel like a lie down

loving the bee network’s placement of this clearly important bus knob

@moss-meister.bsky.social doggy on the compoota… wok he working on doe

replacing my mouse cursor with the wiimote hand has elevated my computing experience to a new level

current christmas mood

the quality of these new builds just gets worse and worse (mine (tragedy) vs @moss-meister.bsky.social’s)

cruz 101 at 05:20 this morning

slightly disappointed that these windows wouldn’t slot together like tetris blocks

new favourite doomscroll account

sholf (ignore wonk)

critical alert 🚨 ⚠️ the huge sports direct mugs are £2 each right now from sportsdirect.com with £5 postage

3 uni assignments; 3 side projects i am obsessed with; an azure qualification to finish; presents to buy; a broken sewer to fix; a house to tidy, finish doing up, and sell; lots of possessions to give to charity shops; a narrowboat to buy; then i think i’ll have a nice sit down and a cup of tea