Pretty soon: Ready to apply for Social Security? Supplement your income by joining the Army! Uncle Sam needs some contemporaries!

Fireworks go off at Fourth of July celebration.

This one's for the Sickos -->

Can't wait tune into The Ocho for what sport will claim the next victim. Corgi racing perhaps? (As long as it's not a corgi.)

I thought it was an excursion excuse me for being confused

If the Dems had a lick of common sense, they'd have a shadow press secretary giving a daily briefing documenting every war crime and impeachable offense.

Reopening the Strait has emerged as the main objective of the war—an issue that was caused by the war.

As a retired airline Captain I flew into LGA and NY airspace hundreds of times. It is some of the world’s busiest airspace. To have only one ATC in the tower at LGA is criminal negligance. Not only is the airspace crowded and chaotic, so are the ground operations. Sean Duffy’s FAA owns this 100%

Press mercilessly printed every stutter, every sentence verbatim , with commentary along the way about how poor his delivery was or how fatigued he looked. Trump's words are cleaned up, selectively quoted and paraphrased to make coherence out of crazy bullshit.

"tHeRE's nOt aN oBviOuS fiX fOr iT"

When you buy gas today, when you buy groceries, when you mourn over your depleted 401(k), when you look at mortgage rates, when you think of all the shame brought on our country, most of all when you think of the bloodshed in our name, remember: It's all Trump's fault.

Live coverage here www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVAt...

Less than 40 minutes to the last crema of the #fallas festival. www.visitvalencia.com/en/events-va...

Shout out to all the guys with charts who told me there was no way we were undercounting while I watched nursing homes and hospitals refuse to test and send my friends’ elderly relatives home to die of “respiratory illness” to keep their official numbers down.

CNN’s Harry Enten: “The chickens are coming home to roost for Trump as he tries to get allies to help with Iran. Those in Canada, Japan & the UK hate, hate, hate the U.S. military action in Iran. It's at least 27 pts underwater in all. This war is far less popular than the Iraq War in 2003 in all.”

Who the fuck else are you going to blame? Except Biden, of course. wtaf

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

Seven Days is local gem in Burlington VT. The kind of local indy news we used to have all over.

Why do the Red Sox hate America?

a 9 1 1 against the usa you say

Losing to the Strait of Hormuz might be worse, but it's arguable.

Can't wait for their White House invitation

Complete karma, you fucking MAGA Nazis.

If Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic they get to kidnap Trump and take him to Caracas and their preferred leader Pedro Pascal takes over as President.

Well, I captured a Red-tailed Hawk diving right at me this morning on Central Park's Harlem Meer. I'm not sure what it was after--the only thing I could see was a Red-winged Blackbird. But it gave me an image I've never captured before! 😍😍😍 #Hawks #CentralPark #birdsseenin2026

What in the actual fuck? The honor? I wish someone would have the honor of getting rid of this nazi.

I would rather you had a team media

Really hoping to see Trump's "Home Alone 2" cameo in next year's In Memoriam segment.

When your ID says "James David Vance" and your birth certificate says "James Donald Bowman" do they ask for your passport before you get to cast a deciding vote in the senate?

Tony who?

Mason Miller/Padres fan here. That call sucked. DR was robbed.

We are so lucky to have @atrupar.com doing the absolute dirty work every day.

It's indefensible that the legacy media are not covering Trump's mental deterioration as the major story that it is.

Congrats to the US Mens WBC team and please make sure Mason Miller doesn't have to pitch again until the real baseball starts.

Mason Miller time! #padres

Does he think anyone is going to read this novel?

I'm not completely sure why I find these new Southwest ads so offensive. So many bullshit corporate commercials, but this one grates on me like no other.

The ultimate goal, let's all remember. Putin's dream.

I don't say this lightly: these people have no plan at all for how to deal with severe supply shocks, oil at $150 or even $200 a barrel, and long-term disruptions to the US economy. Everyone should plan accordingly.

Complete shitshow combined with a clusterfuck times a dumpster fire. Happy pi day everyone!

Max Dowman Superstar. A supercharged moment for the ages. www.nytimes.com/athletic/711...

We’ll be seeing flamingos in our swimming pools any day now

Important for pro-democracy Spaniards to know that the Minnesota State Fair has a paella truck with the tagline The Hotdish of Spain. I’m just saying the cross-Atlantic solidarity runs deep.

It is unclear how it’s possible you can accidentally precision-bomb what the NYT reporting shows was for many years obviously and very clearly a *school*. That is one hell of a fucking accident. Where did the intelligence come from & why did we act on it like this? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

How it’s playing in France. 🤡

Most drunken bar fights involve more forethought and strategy than Trump’s Iran debacle.

staring at this chart very hard right now

The word "deplorable" didn't go nearly far enough.