Think about what this means: To the men shot for the crime of walking around their neighbourhood, or their land; To their families; Their communities. What this means to the prospect of peace in the Middle East. Iran has a terrible régime. As does Israel. And now, under Trump, America.

When the US admits that they killed any “military-aged men” who walked within 3km of a downed pilot they mean any boy lanky enough to be a teenager and any middle-aged man able to walk unaided with a cane got shot in the head for the crime of walking.

Turns out that killing a bunch of Iranian leaders who proudly worship martyrdom is about and effective an incentive as introducing the death penalty as a deterrent for suicide bombers.

My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."

I broke up our toddler group from antenatal classes by serving popcorn at a birthday party. One kid loved it but couldn't say it, so was shouting "Cock porn! Mummy! I love it! More cock porn!". Some of us collapsed laughing but the others really didn't see the funny side.

This is the truest truth of all the truths (and there aren't many).

But he is probably 100% accurate…..

C'est dingue, à cette distance on ne dirait pas que c'est rempli de connards.

Send send send send send send send… Guess what I’m trying to say to this stupid voice recognition software? Let me spell it out for you, it’s SANE. Let me try again send send send send send. It’s just fucking infuriating. I’m not pronouncing a fucking D at the end of this word.

Brexiters: we should escape Europe and embrace the world and the wonderful USA USA: ur stupid ur navy is puny we hate free trade u don't have anything we want we prefer Putin actually, European civilization is doomed ha ha u have no energy Brexiters: um anyone got any turnip seeds

Yep, essentially this...

This comes to mind ...

In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.

Maybe you should all stop committing crimes, Todd.

That’s one hell of a cover…..

Sooooooo true!🤷‍♀️

Is sparkling spring water supposed to be this colour? Or this is this Donegal Spring Water?

My momma had measles at age14 before the vaccine, lost her hearing, 90% in one ear -100% in the other. She spent the rest of her life working to overcome a disability she didn't ask for, then later in life died from Covid two weeks before the vaccines became available. F the conspiracy crap.

Tuesday

The doctors formerly known as junior The Andrew formerly known as Prince The Artist formerly known as Prince

In what world is it okay for the Defense Secretary to make multi-million dollar investments in defense companies: a) Ever; b) In the run-up to starting a war in the Middle East FT has the scoop: www.ft.com/content/744e... In a functional democracy, he would offer his resignation tonight.

Can professional complaints procedures be weaponised for political ends? These authors believe so. www.bmj.com/content/392/...

It’s appalling to legislate that crimes committed by one ethnic group are are worse than those committed by another. (A settler terrorist who murders Palestinians want face the death penalty) But it’s also stupid. Violence isn’t extinguished by executions, it’s sustained by myths of martyrdom.

The only party in Wales to vote against making it illegal to lie on elections was Reform. Reform thinks it ok to lie. 🤥🤔

In one breath Rubio says Zelensky is lying (about 🇺🇸 tying security guarantees to the surrender of the Donbas …in the next he proves Zelensky’s assertion apple.news/AxOhGXm1uSZK...

The year is 2028, US President Vance announces the appointment of the Antipope and the construction of a Papal Palace in Orlando. Candidates for the College of Anticardinals are invited to submit their applications together with a $1 billion fee.

Thank you University of Oxford! 🐝🌎

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

There's having a brass neck and then there’s whatever this is from Boris Johnson

Australians now have better mobility into the EU than Brits “Under the new scheme, Australians can live and work in Europe for up to four years without needing a job offer before arrival.” Second class citizens in our own continent www.skynews.com.au/lifestyle/tr...

The Rothschild raid just got bigger. French prosecutors say diplomat Fabrice Aidan transferred UN Security Council briefings to Epstein. Epstein had access to classified international intelligence. This is no longer about money. This is about state secrets

It is harrowing that we need to heed advice like “ leave and delete sensitive Signal chats, like local ICE watch groups” if we’re going to an airport. The everyday-ness of fascism is setting in. We must do everything we can to stop it.

These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."

It's been eight hours since the Government announced that crypto donations to political parties had been banned effective immediately and Reform's crypto portal is still accepting donations

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Weight loss drugs also reduce the risk of people already using substances from dying (50%) 50% !!! Study analysed 606,434 US veterans www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

Nuevo estudio australiano descubre que subvencionar cargadores domésticos y laborales impulsa más los coches eléctricos que las rebajas de compra. ecoinventos.com/nuevo-estudi...

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate

2026 basically

UK Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper: “Sudan is the worst humanitarian crisis of the 21st century. “I spoke to an aid worker who has worked in conflict zones for 20 years. She said she had never seen sexual violence on this scale. “