I’m getting so much better at my polite corporate laugh

Cyah believe me suck pussy friend dem a go have fun without me

I don’t trust people that think pugs are cute

Zoey has so may variations

Guys help, I’m self sabotaging

I don’t believe in luck but sometimes the universe makes it difficult

I need to get a new job so my mother can stop sending me motivational videos

Why are people saying "this is not normal" over and over again, instead of "this is illegal" or "this is unconstitutional" or "this is treason?" Not normal sounds subjective, wishy-washy and neurotic. It communicates nothing of substance.

8 Mile was a stupid ass movie. Yt boy living in a trailer park watches his mom get clapped by his HS bully, watches his boo get clapped by his boy, and watches his homie shoot himself in the dick. In the end, he won a rap battle but still had to go home to a trailer and work at a plant. NIGGA BOOO

ignoring them is the only answer. imagine just walking past them and laughing the whole day. It would’ve been a wasted trip

Selling this was only ever about limiting the ability to see Palestinians being murdered in real time. This has been laid bare, but it no longer matters, and they China will now transfer ownership to a series of purveyors of the American surveillance state, and war crimes will no longer be visible.

This was always the goal and don’t forget that this happened because of the Democrats/Joe Biden. TikTok was in zero danger of being banned and the ban was non existent until Biden/Dems worked w Gallagher to revive it because people were using the app to speak out about Israel’s genocide.

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Y’all know the apocalypse gonna smell crazy. Y’all may think you have a plan, but when all that musty hit your noses….

I just watched like 5 videos about groypers and incels and 4chan and how all that relates to femboys, and… 😵‍💫 Like. How many of them…are there? Like what % of gen z are we talking about here? How many therapists are we going to need to deal with this?

I am the only thing stopping me from achieving any of my dreams

Ignoring Eric’s dumb ass. The comments under this are all from people who have never spoken to older Jamaicans

it's such a sign of how bad social media has fucked us over that a podcaster getting shot feels like it'll have a bigger impact than elected officials getting assassinated so many concerned tweets about how the rubicon has been crossed wtf are you talkin about man we've been here for years

Send mi bredrin a pic of me at a play n the man ask if a live action

Calisthenic niggas are such dorks. Why was bro doing muscle ups on the cable stack?

It sucks that guys get so caught up in fighting for status among men that they can’t even admit a woman is hot because she isn’t the “male-culture approved” kind of hot. Letting other men decide for you which women you think are hot might sound kinda gay, but it’s actually extremely straight.

This why buddy put them 2x4s in his legs

why am I getting ads on youtube saying Israel isn't starving people? A dunce them feel me dunce?

One a the sound engineer dem fuck up. Why the speaker in the back out a sync?

“Antisemitism is secretly created and spread by rich socialist American Jews who control the banks and Hollywood & use them to brainwash your children to destroy morality and replace G-d with the worship of money.” - far right Israeli nationalists, playing antisemitic stereotype bingo

Portugal love the Gyal dem yf

How we nuh lose Kurt yet is a miracle

Cray believe Kurt n John come a Farrin fi par n me nuh see them all now

“The hype around AI has prompted many companies to experiment without clear goals, adequate infrastructure, or a realistic understanding of what the technology can deliver, says Prof Li.” <—- well, this is shocking….

Every time I hear people talking about family drama I’m sort grateful mines normal

All the pomp and circumstance around Wimbledon is so interesting to watch in person

Bonding with the boys in the boyfriend chairs in the store

If ghosts are real hospitals should be way more haunted

I heard nigga but I ain’t seen no niggas

It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.

Yall hiring?

Just got paid and I’m already broke again

drank 3 cups of coffee tryna be productive but instead all I got was the jitters

Kali Uchis needs to lock in and do a tour that includes London

Heck yeah, bring back predatory mortgages

I swear this job loves giving me all the random jobs at once

Has it ever been more obvious that the Nakba never ended? A statement from the Independent Alliance on Nakba Day.

Feeling extremely cyah bodda today

I be thinking I’m progressive and sex positive until I find out a woman got a kid

rude

man i was braindead when i originally built this query

executive dysfunction was beating my ass until i had a quick pint at the pub now I'm locked in at work

The Islamic call to worship is lowkey kinda sick

Dawg they’re playing soca remixes!!!!