The armed guards are defending DJT’s ego. Period.

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

Fuck. Another day that sparkling wine takes up in my crowded fridge

And right before his big-boy birthday party

ESPECIALLY in NYC

Every single Democrat should have this clip in every single campaign ad.

The reward for assaulting democracy and condemning millions of the most vulnerable people on earth to death should not be a trillion dollars.

We New Yorkers never leave home without them

Excellent news.

But, see, I didn’t really know what Kamala Harris stood for

Investigating E Jean was not enough

What you wanna do right before the midterms is remind everyone that you sexually assaulted women. 10/10 no notes

Remember this the next time a Republican congressman from Oklahoma waves around a government report and says in his most affected redneck accent "they're using taxpayer money to study guinea pigs?"

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

The one promise Donald Trump kept was that he’d run the country like he did his businesses

I thought tonight couldn’t get any better and then I saw this

Don Jr when he found out his dad was skipping his wedding.

Yeah, well, I bet you’d go to your kid’s wedding

Tonight would be an excellent choice, blood clot.

Ordinarily I’d be wary of a President starting a new military adventure while his most recent one is still going sideways, but the man can do math and recognize animals.

Your money

Eligible to be paid with your money after storming the Capitol and breaking into Nancy Pelosi’s office.

So very pro-life of these absolute motherfuckers

All kids - including Muslims and Jews - should be able to attend school safely in this country. Just avoidably heartbreaking

Why are they even there?

Good thing we’re no longer a member of the WHO. Phew! www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/w...

Abolish ICE.

Hi. I fucking hate them www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/u...

Today in, “Imagine if Joe had done this.”

Trump’s kids turned Fox News’ bullshit smears about the “Biden Crime Family” into a business plan. www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

So excited to spend next week in this swamp of racial hatred

Literally risking your life to do a racism

Started / Going

Good morning

So glad they have their money already

I don’t think I’ll ever get over how a good portion of this country thought that we should let these clearly mentally ill people be in power

💯. As I've said too many times to count, Trump's pronouns are me/me/me.

Apparently disenfranchising black voters isn’t as egregious a sin as calling some white voters deplorable.

Thinking about Hillary Clinton correctly calling him a puppet

I know most Dems disagree with me bcuz most Dems want fighters (and I get it, I became a Dem to help Dems learn how to fight), but what if, instead of a Nazi tattoo, Platner had a KKK tattoo on his chest for 19yrs? And then when caught with it he lied & said he didn’t know what it was? All good?

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

I seethe about this literally daily. I need hobbies

Can’t find it under the leadership of this guy?

Golly, looks like it you can’t actually pacify a thin-skinned bully www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/b...

I would laugh bitterly, but I might next stop

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

Someone please bring this up when some GOP pundit accuses “the left” of glorifying violence

I’m listening to seasoned reporters talk about how frightened they were during the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night and imagining how much worse it is for America’s children. If there’s ever been a time to pass sensible gun control laws, it’s now.

If only