So glad they have their money already

I don’t think I’ll ever get over how a good portion of this country thought that we should let these clearly mentally ill people be in power

💯. As I've said too many times to count, Trump's pronouns are me/me/me.

Apparently disenfranchising black voters isn’t as egregious a sin as calling some white voters deplorable.

Thinking about Hillary Clinton correctly calling him a puppet

I know most Dems disagree with me bcuz most Dems want fighters (and I get it, I became a Dem to help Dems learn how to fight), but what if, instead of a Nazi tattoo, Platner had a KKK tattoo on his chest for 19yrs? And then when caught with it he lied & said he didn’t know what it was? All good?

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

I seethe about this literally daily. I need hobbies

Can’t find it under the leadership of this guy?

Golly, looks like it you can’t actually pacify a thin-skinned bully www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/b...

I would laugh bitterly, but I might next stop

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

Someone please bring this up when some GOP pundit accuses “the left” of glorifying violence

I’m listening to seasoned reporters talk about how frightened they were during the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night and imagining how much worse it is for America’s children. If there’s ever been a time to pass sensible gun control laws, it’s now.

If only

… and this is why we must build the Trump arch.

That keening sound you hear is Melania weeping

Kushner?

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question: When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

Golly, now who will give Trump his solid gold bribes www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/t...

Who are we?! Can we continue to pretend we are a civilized country, while allowing the Epstein crimes to go unanswered?? Release the Un-redacted Epstein Files!! Prosecute all involved!! #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

62 million, ladies. 62 million.

But wait, what happened to the narrative that Jews are who’re colonizers? ARE WE WHITE OR NOT?

This is so weird. It’s almost like people and other countries don’t like the idea of being held against their will in detention camps and then possibly sent to other countries, never able to see their families again.

I just love her

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

There should be no fucking room in any “big tent” party for ANYONE who supports Hamas. None. There should be no fucking room for any antisemite, any bigot, racist, fascist, or Communist. No tent should be that big. And btw, that goes for both political parties. www.mediaite.com/politics/has...

Hey everyone in NY District #10, re-elect @danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co. He gets this moment, he’s a fighter, he’ll look out for you, and he’ll defend democracy & the rule of law. Support him.👇

Swalwell has announced his resignation from Congress. It’s impossible not to ask why Texas Republican Tony Gonzales hasn’t done the same. And why the GOP doesn’t insist the Epstein files, which repeatedly mention the head of their party, be fully released.

Seriously, MAGA, here is an open invitation for a dialogue: Tell me how Trump showing up at this event accomplishes anything for Americans? Because all I see is an egotistical jerk who craves adulation and welcomes it even as we’ve sent our service members into a war zone. Tell me how I’m wrong.

Fuck ICE

Standing up for freedom by secretly believing it in buried deep in my heart of hearts as I am clapping like a fucking seal for totalitarianism at the big totalitarianism party

I mean, can we be sure?

The lady with the funny laugh would have simply wished us a happy Easter

Don’t get your hopes up. There’s a lot disappearing for a few days and reappearing this time of year.

Am I the only one marveling that Kristi and her husband were aspiring to the same aesthetic?

Giggling

It is almost as if he has long been the puppet of Iran‘s ally 🤔

picture, thousan words, etc etc

Like, if there's a serious problem with voters getting confused, surely the solution is not "don't count all the votes", it's "don't confuse the voter with partial vote counts".

I doubt it. Elvis didn't have bone spurs.

If you've got time to lean, you've got time to ethnically cleanse

There’s always a tweet

Opinion | Democrats keep saying that Trump had no strategic goal in starting a war with Iran. Instead of complaining from the peanut gallery, they could think of one and share it with him.

To be clear, I’ll know when it happens because my entire neighborhood will empty into the streets, cheering and whooping

My favorite wall Trump never built remains the one between his presidencies and his family businesses

Yeah, what idiot nominated him for that job in the first place?