imagine trading mookie betts

fool’s spring falling right on and around my birthday is gonna do a number on my mental health, i can feel it

it’s officially baseball season

"think of all the 8 year olds who have never seen the patriots in a conference title" thank you @beerscientist.bsky.social

fax me a quesarito

i challenge you to name a better movie than scooby-doo (2002)

it’s awesome to everyday watch what would be the coolest thing i ever could do from my phone

Jackie Bradley Jr. CF Debut: 2013 - Retired: 2023 TOR - BOS - MIL - KCR

turns out signing good players makes your team good; scientists are still studying these effects

final destination 2 on cable 😈

did scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed try to predict the gritty realism of aughts superhero movies?

May both reigning league champions suffer defeat today, amen 🙏

DAAAAAA JANKEEEES LOSE

the blt is a near a tier sandwich

godzilla: king of the monsters is my favorite baseball movie

just having an awful start to the week all around

pluto tv

White Sox grounds crew couldn't get the whole tarp on the field so they had to patch it up with a bunch of smaller tarps

happy opening day everybody

”Miyazaki said, 'I am utterly disgusted. If you really want to make creepy stuff you can go ahead and do it. I would never wish to incorporate this technology into my work at all.' He also said, 'I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.'"

music publications have to start being mean about stuff again

what if it were called "guy"reland and it was just for the fellas

i saw eephus today and whenever i really think about it i tear up a bit how can you not be romantic about baseball etc etc

thinking this: outside

i forgot that barbie starts with the 2001 bit lmao

need this for W4DE BOGGS 4 so bad

consider this: green day

chillin’? i gotta go with that

it makes me feel insane that there’s a couch brand called “lovesac”

rn i’m spending Valentine’s Day watching the nba all star weekend celebrity game

The thing to remember is that no matter what they do, and no matter how hard they try, trans people will always be around to spit on the sad, lonely graves of these repulsive freaks.

i got really sick this week and as a consequence found out that supernatural (a show i’ve now seen one [1] episode of) ran for FIFTEEN SEASONS sorry but i really can’t stop thinking about this

who the fuck watches sports talk radio live on television???

wild that the phantom menace introduces so many random creatures in the first 30 minutes

CERVEZA CRISTAL

horse is a pretty funny word if you think about it

kind of amazing to me that so many places don’t season tomato or avocado when making a sandwich, they need a little salt and pepper to bring out all that flavor!!

the world sucks but a simple pleasure is heart shaped donuts at dunks. thank you brand

you can’t hear it but i played the twin peaks theme on touch tunes at the bar in honor of david lynch

about to start my quest to eat one (1) large popcorn before the intermission in the brutalist and one (1) large popcorn after the intermission

there are probably instances where this is regressive but i simply will never review an item I bought online

No one could be bothered to ask Brandon Belt (135 OPS+ in 2023) to play for them last year. This might never stop bothering me.

HAHAHAH

Second worst zone-related opinions held by a person named Angel Hernandez

MBTA trains were free on New Year's Eve, recognizing that making it free would benefit important goals of efficiency, mobility, and safety across the metro area. We could do that every day.

thinking about boss nass

i don’t think this is a hot take but large popcorns aren’t big enough

merry christmas boston

White Boy STUNS Karaoke Crowd By Signing Gangnam Style In Perfect Korean