Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

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Technically, they’re Remains now.

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It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

That’s one hell of a cover…..

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I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

A short history of the end times/rapture in the American military. Cold war: Forces were seen as the defense against godless communism, but also as a rich environment for missionary outreach. 1959 - National Association of Evangelicals (NAE) estimated 50% of those in service were not affiliated

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Kat Abughazaleh on ICE in IL-9 debate "We need to fully abolish and prosecute ICE. We need to repeal the Patriot Act. We need to lift refugee caps. And we need to offer complete amnesty and citizenship to any immigrant here who has not committed a violent crime."

the main reason to go after the rich is that if you don’t the entire structure of your society is predicated on the whims of people who are entirely disconnected from ordinary life billionaires are simply too dangerous to exist, and any budgetary stuff that comes out of it is just a bonus

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

It’s hard to believe that one man can cause so much stress, so much fear, so much pain and suffering…a man who took an oath to preserve and protect our Constitution. This man, who is inciting terror across our land, must be removed from office. In a sane world, it would happen immediately.

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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

The public option for K-12 education should be the only option. No private primary or secondary schooling in the US, period.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

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With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

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We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025

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This is not the act of a legitimate government.

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Linda Yaccarino suddenly losing her limp as she walks away from X

'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

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When you're a child you think that there's good people and bad people. When you grow up a little you see that there are antagonistic classes within the structure of late-stage capitalism. When you really grow up you realise that there's good people and bad people.

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

on the Chicago-NYC comparisons, none of the takes I've seen point out the simple fact that how good Brandon Johnson is at his job is way less important than having prevented Paul Vallas—an anti-abortion, Trump-supporting, public-school-destroying candidate who ran as a "Dem"—from taking it.

How bout some popularism