What an opportunistic asshole.

if you love the padres city connect 2.0, come on down to La Conexión! La Conexión:

Happy Birthday to David Byrne, Scottish-American musician, founding member, lead singer and guitarist of the American band Talking Heads, born on this day in 1952, Dumbarton, Scotland 📸 Rob Verhorst #punkrock #postpunk #newwave #davidbyrne #talkingheads #history #otd

I've compiled a handy guide with everything you need to know about The Vampire Lestat. #iwtvsky mynightsarebooked.com/the-vampire-...

Sam Reid singing Billy Idol's iconic "Dancing With Myself" proves that AMC is all-in with #TheVampireLestat mynightsarebooked.com/the-vampire-...

If you have a restaurant, there is ZERO reason for you to use AI generated food for your ads. JUST TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD.

Happy FBGB Opening Day to all who celebrate 🫡

“I asked Padres spokesperson Craig Hughner if the Padres believe Delaware North has improved its verification process enough to ensure that charities are legitimate. “The Padres defer comment to [Delaware North] on this matter,” Hughner wrote.” Again, begging the new owner to clean house.

Preparing to fight the Seattle Mariners

I'm also partaking in the Padres/Gulls doubleheader to kick off my hectic April, but I won't be shuffling my organs to do so.

And the Honda Center for the Ducks game and... Maple Leaf fans 🤝 Padres fans

I kind of want Stammen to take the Shildt postgame interview route for the lols

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Me interacting with all of my friends who don't follow baseball

Musgrove saying he never met Randy Jones growing up and didn't meet him until traded here.. you went to games at the Q and didn't meet Randy Jones???? How??????? 🤨

Lost footage from Twin Peaks: The Return

Buehler is trolling Profar, I just can't prove it yet

Lost footage from Twin Peaks: The Return

If anyone is looking to purchase tickets for some upcoming Padres home games, I am selling these at cost (prices are for both of my seats in s111 r34 s1&2) Fri 3/27 (scarf giveaway) $160 Thurs 4/9 $126 Sun 4/12 $126 Wed 4/15 (puffer vest giveaway) $126 #PadresSky

How ridiculous is it that you can be allergic to the silliest things? If I eat cabbage or brussel sprouts (which I grew up loving as a kid), my throat swells shut?? Imagine having to put lettuce on your fish tacos! Embarrassing!!

I never lose sight of how fortunate I am to be able to take late night walks along the San Diego Bay from my house

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

Not surprising in the least, @bobbycressey.bsky.social crushed it last night. That said, I didn't know Ryan Klesko could get down like that. Very cool!

The Mariners chose a side and it wasn’t Randy’s

Gulliver, the Gulls mascot dressed as Freddie Mercury was outstanding. Legitimately screamed when I saw him.

The San Diego Gulls did a great job with their Pride Night, including an intermission segment about the Gulls Foundation supporting The Center San Diego, spotlighting a service member that is openly part of the LGBTQIA+ community as their Military Hero of the Game, and this VERY successful hype vid

Getting devoured by a mosquito on the last day of winter feels extra lame

Lol? Lol.

Imagine flushing $15MM down the toilet.

A Mark Grant extension is an extension of me watching Padres baseball. In the same way, as a much younger man, I couldn’t imagine Padres baseball without Tony Gwynn on the field I cannot imagine Padres baseball without Mark Grant in the booth

I bet the number of walls punched by the WBC USA team is up to at least double digits as of right now.

Geno Suárez is my spirit animal ... he's the only big leaguer who ever offered me a beer in a postgame clubhouse, and with two different teams. And even after he stopped drinking. One of the kindest, sweetest humans you could ever hope to meet. Good for him and the Venezuelans. Salud!

I bet the number of walls punched by the WBC USA team is up to at least double digits as of right now.

men showing genuine affection for each other, celebrating something they did together, as a collective. let this be a model for masculinity, not the fake hardo military bullshit

clayton kershaw's last act on a baseball field was to get a silver medal with a rainbow ribbon draped around his neck

Made fantastic fish tacos for dinner (good use of cabbage on St. Patrick's Day when it got to 96° in your kitchen without the oven on) while Team Venezuela won the WBC. Delightful!

The new owner needs to clean house.

I'm making a list of Easter Eggs in The Vampire Lestat opening title sequence... #iwtvsky #tvlsky mynightsarebooked.com/the-vampire-...

Just in case yall think I’m playing

No but seriously, this is SO fucking embarrassing. What a bunch of dorks.

MLB persists in a deeply stupid and ahistorical notion that baseball is Serious Business For White Farm Boys, and every blow against that mindset is a gift.

Italian buttercream is one of my favorite buttercreams so I am very invested in this win 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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What embarrassingly cringe military analogy will Team USA use to describe getting their asses handed to them by Team Italy?

John Smoltz has mentioned alpha males TWICE and it's still the first inning, I'm tapping out. Time to mute.

I would do many an evil deed to hear Mark Grant and Matt Vasgersian call a WBC game. Preferably a fun one. They should call all of the DR games.

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

Painted Lady butterflies are currently migrating through San Diego on International Women's Day and I think that is neat.