I'm cheering for Panama just because I hate checkers.

Meme time

Touching the reflecting pool gets you arrested, raping kids gets you the presidency.

*10 years in prison for touching the reflecting pool* *pardons for burning the Capitol Building*

We didn't invade Iraq just to watch them lose to France. #worldcup

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

Saturday night on MeTV- it’s kind of Abbott VS Costello- with Lou a Revolutionary War ghost who was betrayed by a contemporary- and faces his descendant (both played by Bud) in the 40s -is it really “The Time of Their Lives”?! Find out- 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central!

29 days ago, folks. @movingsideways.bsky.social found this.

Have they tried Ivermectin yet? www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

Trump will release the text of the deal with Iran right after he releases his tax returns and the Epstein files.

Trump makes a deal with Iran.

Heard some bad news yesterday. Trump's father lived to be 93.

Trump was recently examined by 22 medical specialists to determine why he has lobster hands.

Post live here tonight during “Idle Hands” on MeTV with the Sven Squad! Use the hashtag #svengoolie and/or #houseofsvengoolie - it’ll be the most fun in TV tonight, hands down!

Your thought for the day: A trillion is a million x a million.

This is the way. To stop MAGA one must use the law.

I heard that little Greg Bovino may run for President. I did NAZI that coming.

Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country

Perfect. Thank you, Governor Hochul.

Join in the live-posting tonight during “Curse of the Demon” on MeTV! Just use the hashtag #svengoolie - and please- no cursing!

Saturday night on MeTV- being handed a mysterious parchment will target you as the next victim of a supernatural creature! Dana Andrews starts out to debunk its existence- only to learn the frightening reality of the “Curse of the Demon”! 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time!

A warning to anyone planning to attend a World Cup game: Do not attend a World Cup game in the United States. Even American citizens are at risk of being kidnapped, beaten, murdered, or placed in an inhumane detention facility. A football (soccer) game is not worth the risk. STAY HOME!!

OTD in 1997 Ukraine & Russia signed the Russian–Ukrainian Friendship Treaty in which we promised to "respect each other's territory". A treaty in which Russia promises not to invade you is the traditional way we announce that we one day will. So you can believe us on a peace treaty now. Lol.

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Martina McBride has been replaced with Darlene McBride at the Trump 250. Mad TV ahead of their time as always. youtu.be/6-l_C9-HvJs?...

Ken Paxton not losing any time campaigning.

Saturday night on MeTV- a missing father is the first clue that a huge eight-legged menace emerges from its cave lair to attack a small town that has several older than necessary actors playing teens -pitting “Earth VS the Spider”! Bert I. Gordon sets it free- 8 pm eastern/pacific,7 central!

Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model https://theonion.com/trump-makes-figurines-of-himself-ivanka-kiss-in-miniature-ballroom-model/

Yes www.canarymedia.com/articles/sol...

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The combined ages of the people in this photo equals 6,251 years.

I'm horrified that gunshots have been fired near the White House and grateful to the Secret Service for their swift response.   There is no room for political violence in our democracy.

So $1.8 billion in reparations for insurrectionists, and zero for Epstein victims? Am I getting this right?

Hey, are you Confederate dingbats still interested in having your own country? Let's talk.

MeidasTouch: What do you make of this $1.776 billion fund— Gavin Newsom: It’s a criminal enterprise. It’s not just corruption, it’s not just graft, it’s a full-on criminal enterprise and it needs to be shut down.

We can’t sit any of these elections out, folks. Primary and general. This goes for local and state. We all have a role to play. Not voting isn’t an option anymore. Not voting is a vote for the enemy.

Oh boy. youtu.be/vtpCZn39LUY?...

Today is the Republican primary in Idaho, or as Idahoans say, "the real election." I expect the worst of the worst to win.

The Sven Squad takes over for a babysitting job Saturday night on MeTV- when Mia Farrow is an expecting mother whose weird neighbors are preparing something more evil than a gender reveal party for “Rosemary’s Baby”! The sinister stroller rolls at 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time!

Love to see it! 🇺🇦

Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

It quite literally couldn’t be clearer that this man does not care about you. “Not even a little bit” — his words, not mine. Working families are struggling to pay for groceries, keep the lights on, and fill up their gas tanks…and he couldn’t care less. You deserve better.

This damn moral compass is what prevented me from becoming a preacher and fleecing my flock of sheep. I could have rivaled Osteen.

Ziobro is accused of stealing governmnent funds as well as illegally using spyware against other Polish politicians

Your Saturday FYI: Russia is getting its ass handed to it, by Ukraine. Ukraine has “the cards.” Slava Ukrainii

Thanks Mr Trump for lying abt donors paying for the ballroom And for lying to us abt Mexico paying for the wall And for lying abt no new mideast wars And for lying abt releasing all Epstein files. Oh, & we love these gas prices -obedient cucks of MAGA