Christopher Hauselt
@movingsideways.bsky.social
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SiriusXM Progress ch 127. Dog dad. Full time caretaker. Nap enthusiast. #206,211
I know I know "correlation is not causation" but...I have eaten an ungodly amount of skittles and nerds in the last few weeks as the world slides into chaos.
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Using social media they way BRANDS want me to
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Bill Corbett
1 day ago
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fdwaG8r41k_1x3XOEVjNwyzfc2jWLIoOC2r5XsBBjE4/edit?tab=t.0
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Vincent Barone ⛲️
2 days ago
Keith Haring’s massive FDR Drive mural from 1984 is on display now in Chinatown. It was endearing seeing all the tags made over the work.
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Ben Rosen
2 days ago
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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"Internal bleeding to the torso" is a Dr. Nick Riviera diagnosis.
2 days ago
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an ulcer from the stress and shame of murdering an innocent civilian, i imagine.
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2 days ago
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dammit if that isn’t the smallest middle finger I’ve ever seen on an adult. Middle fingers that small usually come with an anecdote about shop class safety.
3 days ago
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Grateful Dead pulling off the Inverse Spinal Tap wherein the drummers are the only ones left at the end.
4 days ago
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Has any big city mayor, let alone NYC, entered their political afterlife with LESS good heat than Eric Adams has right now?
4 days ago
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
7 days ago
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Claire Willett
7 days ago
once again we are all tapping the sign
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current star of Diddlesomething
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7 days ago
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Coach Finstock
7 days ago
Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
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bort
10 months ago
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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Harebrained
7 days ago
Enough people have asked so I'm doing a PREORDER- $8 per shirt sold will go to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Abolish ICE.
www.harebraineddesign.com/products/abo...
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David Rothkopf
8 days ago
Process critiques of monsters actually help the monsters. This type of criticism is like saying the real problem with Godzilla was that jay walked.
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Eric Holthaus
9 days ago
Oh also today, the US withdrew from every major international treaty for climate and environmental protection, violence against women and children, and peacebuilding. More than at any point in the past 100+ years, we are the baddies now.
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Better Things Are Possible
9 days ago
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All In with Chris Hayes
9 days ago
@chrislhayes.bsky.social
: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
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jamelle
9 days ago
a few thoughts
youtu.be/lERS4kJIQR8
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Abolish ICE
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
https://youtu.be/lERS4kJIQR8
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10 days ago
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Olive Oyl of Olay Moon Frye
10 days ago
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As a human with empathy and morals I am disgusted by our actions toward Venezuela but as a brain-damaged child of the 80s who can't stop making puns, I enjoy that a long-term occupation could see our war veterans seeking treatment at the VA Caracas.
10 days ago
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Some days you wake up and no matter what you put on you look in the mirror and see Otho from Beetlejuice
11 days ago
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Meanwhile in St Barths, a crowd assembled to watch from the sidelines
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13 days ago
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We Are Dangerously Close To A Constitutional Crisis: Day 3,321
13 days ago
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The situation room at Mar a Lago looks just like the backstage lounge area at MSG
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Cullen
13 days ago
the democrats
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“Mr President we’ve just received a letter from the Senate democrats.” “Oh, no. H-how is it worded?” “Very strongly, sir.” “Oh shit fam, we’re cooked.”
13 days ago
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Rob Reiner had many great guest star turns in the 70s.
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Blade Runner 2026
16 days ago
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Happy Pulled A Muscle In My Shoulder While Sleeping And Now My Day Is Ruined Day to all who celebrate. Also New Year's Eve.
16 days ago
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Secret of NIMH revealed.
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17 days ago
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The frose store near me posted a Captain Philips/Somalia meme about the Minnesota child care thing and it bummed me out but not as much as the torrent of comments and high fives.
17 days ago
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Staid
22 days ago
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MAGA has a real social media winner in the Minnesota/Somali story. Finally people have an all-in-one vehicle to convey racism, classism, xenophobia and lib-bashing.
17 days ago
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Things aren't going so great for folks these days. Don't believe me? Search for "little free pantry" and bask in the glow of our dying embers.
18 days ago
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Sam got me a motorized stand up desk so that means I am DEFINITELY losing my job this year.
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Tom Neenan
about 1 year ago
me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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Jazz artist and New Jerseyan Jeremy Pelt has a Christmas ep out and it’s a perfect amuse bouche de Noel
23 days ago
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Frank nails it again and again
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23 days ago
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FUCKING FINALLY
23 days ago
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When I die I just want a simple announcement that I have crossed the rainbow bridge. Dog heaven will be my eternal reward.
23 days ago
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Merry 72 degree Christmas from the Anthropocene.
23 days ago
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When I die I just want a simple announcement that I have crossed the rainbow bridge. Dog heaven will be my eternal reward.
23 days ago
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Went to Costco and there was an entire aisle of "dubai-style chocolate" products so that trend is weeks away from going away forever.
24 days ago
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Meryl Streep had four children. Three girls and the little Gummer boy.
25 days ago
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Kite surfing looks expensive
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28 days ago
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The release of these Epstein Files is just a distraction from releasing the Epstein Files. Wait. That can't be right. I don't even know what's real anymore.
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