Excited to launch FlipSeats.org, a resource dedicated to tracking the most winnable seats in key legislatures around the country. Democrats could win four trifectas this year and break several GOP supermajorities. I'll be updating this as new candidates emerge and primaries play out.

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[Detective approaches a grisly murder scene, cordoned off with medical examiners and crime scene unit buzzing about the horrible, once-human form hidden in tall grass] "What are we thinking here, Doc?" "He didn't check Trivago."

Congrats Emily Gregory!

Love this. More of this historical fantasy role play. "If Donald Trump had been president in the 8th century the Islamic Golden Age wouldn't have happened because Trump would've taken out the Abbasid Caliphate."

Me when I see a cheddar & horseradish pub cheese.

up for re-election in 2028 and 2030, respectively. The US Senate is a team sport

So this seems bad and also illegal. Too bad we don't have a justice department willing to prosecute blatant corruption. 1/3

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

[guy who only gets news from soccer/football websites] Wow, I can’t believe Chappell Roan hates children. [guy who runs Alfie subreddit] I know it’s sickening. [in unison] who is Chappell Roan, tho?

So you are telling me Kharg Island is not a Gorillaz album?

If you want Bluesky to be good you need to be weirder

The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.

Chuck Norris died. A tough day for people who still say “amazeballs.”

Everybody is popping online to make Chuck Norris jokes like it’s 2005. Where to next? Off to ThinkGeek to buy a little desk cannon for Talk Like A Pirate Day?

Bread, Milk and Butter (1972), dir. Jim Simon, Wantu Studios

Now I know why they cast Sydney Sweeney to play her

Ages like a fine wine, unfortunately. youtu.be/bOxm9USKObs?...

Right wing men desire a world ruled by hierarchy and domination, and the way they treat women and girls is an extension of that principle. Left wing men desire a world ruled by equality and dignity, and the way they treat women and girls is an exception to that principle.

on the jim crow travesty that is the SAVE act (gift link)

In a real funk this St. Patrick's Day. Couldn't even bring myself to boil a pickled slab of beef and eat it on a sandwich with an unholy combination of condiments.

I think he’s looking to sell the team.

Donald Trump tanking America hoping for good draft picks and an off-season rebuild

Over the weekend I began to wonder if nations across Europe, the Middle East and Asia perceive the conflict with Iran as a golden, once in a lifetime opportunity to neutralize the United States as a global political and financial power. If so, will they be smart/crazy enough to take a shot?

Fascist Loafer-Lickers: They’re Just Like Us!

I abhor astrology and harshly judge people who are into but…ALSO?…100% agree with anything I’ve ever read about Pisces.

A neat thing about me is that I cannot stand approximately 95% of anything in this world and if it ended tomorrow I’d be fine with it.

How’s everyone’s Labubu doing? Still a fulfilling part of our daily existences?

Are we getting cyber attacked? Asking from my own private system crash worknight.

The weather is very funky and unsettled right now. Sun, but fast low foggy clouds blown by wild wind gusts. Something’s coming. I hope it’s Mary Poppins

Ben Hur is such an insufferable film, regardless of the chariot race.

bo burnham dropping “that funny feeling” early in the second year of the decade

The President will personally escort a tanker of beef chili through the Strait of Hormel.

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I love these ding dong dingos so damn much.

Man. The world fucking is on fire. So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people. Live whats left of your only life. If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul. Fuck the haters.

Result of an unplanned pregnancy when the birth control failed? Don’t be so hard on yourself. You aren’t a “mistake” you are a “depo-baby”

The Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks will play five games as the Woodchippers, a tribute to the 30th anniversary of Carl Showalter’s grizzly death. Read about it on @sportslogos.net at news.sportslogos.net/2026/03/08/f...

When I founded Trader Joe's I had two goals in mind: the most delicious cookies in the most freshness-killing packaging possible.

Here's young Peter Falk in his first appearance as Columbo

When building a Coalition of the Willing (another one?!) you have to sweeten the pot enough. Trade and immigration policies are about to get real flexible, real soon.

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The war rooms change but the guys inside are always the same.

I’d like to be brand ambassador for Calmezzi, I love it so much

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