It's release day! Go forth, lil' book, and make your way Among the reading masses: May those whose greeting is ok Outnumber the horse's ----. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

The Rapture clearly happened years ago and we’re stuck dealing with the sicko losers freaked out because they didn’t get the call-up.

Here’s what’s going to happen: a lot of people will watch Kimmel tomorrow night and on Wednesday the president will be asked about it and say that he didn’t see it but he heard the ratings were great and he should be thanked for saving a failing show.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Had an all-time great day in New Orleans, all thanks to readily accessible public bike-shares.

The French Quarter on a Monday night in late September is…melancholy at best.

Sazerac, Aviation. Not pictured: a too delicious to last Bywater

Ah yes. “Full blown.” A clinical assessment and term of art preferred by experts and the empathetic.

For some reason, when the band started playing Redbone, I knew it was time to go.

In a bar where a live band just reminded me of the date in the best possible way

It’s a party

In steely Dan's "hey nineteen" they sing "the cuervo gold / the fine Colombian / make tonight a wonderful thing." A lot of people think "the fine Colombian" is cocaine, but this is actually a misinterpretation. At the time most cocaine came from Peru. "The fine Colombian" actually refers to Shakira

Doing some world record dissociating today. Middle distance mind

I just revolutionized dental care for the lazy generation. Are you ready? Toothbaste. Boom.

New Orleans checklist for 9/21-9/24: Cochon Butcher Snug Harbor/dba/spotted cat Atchafalaya Peche Beachbum Berry’s Alabama Shakes @ Saenger ???? ??????? ???? What am I missing?

Mattel presents the “millennial coworker” action figure

[robotic female voice] “Just keep livin” McConaughey: “Ah, yes. Of course.”

“…and this is our chef and owner, Patrick Francis Chang.” [handshake] “Please, call me P.F.”

If I were in college now, in the same small western kentucky town, me and every one of my friends would be desperately, hopelessly, obsessively blasting Wednesday's new album every time we got ready to go out/hang out/chill out/fall out.

What would you do on a Sunday night in New Orleans? Like, a Sunday night in late September?

i’m gonna fuckin lose it

He has three sons

"You know, I'm something of a hack, myself."

This is what I’m always saying!

Think about the chaos and ugliness of the world and then listen to two people, talented and in love and completely oblivious to any of that because they are frozen in the 1995 of our memory. youtu.be/cJLq_K45Ro8?...

Death Cube For Catie

No more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.

Forever wild to me there aren’t more, or any, bars in the South like Porky’s

Olive just loosed a deep, plaintive howl from the depths of sleep and it has left me heartbroken in a way I could have never seen coming.

One of my dogs is a cozy vampire. She wants to be under the blankets, she needs it, but only if she is invited in.

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

Renuzit: the preferred air freshener of Aunts and Grandmas Who Smoke, everywhere.

The number of people fired or suspended for speaking the truth about Charlie Kirk must serve as a reminder none of the far right are free speech advocates, they just want no limits on what they say.

Meanwhile ProPublica found that three current members of Trump's cabinet actually *did* do the thing it looks like they falsely accused Lisa Cook of doing... www.techdirt.com/2025/09/12/t...

[Pam Bondi bursts through the wall like Kool-Aid Man with a plea deal and reduced sentence if Tyler tells reporters he is trans/gay/woke/Hunter Biden]

So the arrows were a Helldivers 2 reference. The famous trans activist woke left video game...Helldivers 2.

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

The fuckin' Mormon Keyser Soze jeez

The President is about to crack the code on a killer Denzel impression.

I came up with an extremely terrible idea that would get me a high profile position in the Trump Administration, and it's so absolutely off-base and insane...it just might work.

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

RIP to a true and great hero www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...

Every day a New Horrific Event.

ah, well. nevertheless.

Happy pub day @johnfugelsang.bsky.social !!!!!!

Happy pub day @johnfugelsang.bsky.social !!!!!!

Behold!

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