All of our songs are about drinking borg

Tix are about halfway gone for this! Link in the comments! 6/7 at the Broadway with @crushfund.bsky.social @battlemode.bsky.social @tonsil.hockey @careerdayny.bsky.social and more! See y’all there :)

Tickets are moving fast for this one. It’ll be our first show since February so we would love to see y’all!

Josh Allen please come to Friendship Quest Fest VI

This is an official invite to the following people to come to Friendship Quest Fest VI at The Broadway in Brooklyn, Ny on June 7th: Pete Alonso Keith Hernandez Abby Roque Alex Carpenter Corrinne Schroeder Josh Allen Rasmus Dahlin

Hi I am dogshit at using this account but it’s bandcamp Friday!! Pick up our ep “The T4T Olympics” and jam it in your car while we’re on our spring show break!

FRIENDSHIP QUEST FEST VI June 7th in Brooklyn at The Broadway Featuring: @anitavelveeta.bsky.social @careerdayny.bsky.social @battlemode.bsky.social @tonsil.hockey @crushfund.bsky.social Ogbert the Nerd Gutless Ticket link in the comments

Hit our Bandcamp and buy our EP today. Unless you’re Pete Alonso. If you’re Pete Alonso you don’t pay.

Next three shows! Yes that cover set is real lmao

last night's outfit

Diet Coke Facial 4K 350 FPS

It’s bandcamp Friday!! If you’ve listened to The T4T Olympics in some other places and liked it, maybe consider throwing us a couple dollars? 💙

If you haven’t seen us yet, just know we’re playing at least once a month all the way through to January lmao

Come through for our Kraftwerk cover set tmrw night

Group chat about touring plans has turned into me talking about how much Densha De Go I play (in a relevant context pertaining to long-term goals)

lol we are doing the funniest thing in October

o shit its Bandcamp Friday !!! i put out this cool single last month, and i got a couple more singles plus an album up in there too it would mean a lot if you checked it out <3 <3

It’s the first Bandcamp Friday since this thing came out!! It’d be really really nice if you maybe wanted to give this a listen and throw us a few bucks 🥺💙

We’re having songs used in TikToks now????? What is happening lmao

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS PLAYING OUR SHIT IN PARIS FRANCE IN A PUBLIC ENOUGH PLACE FOR SOMEONE TO SHAZAM IT

Next one is coming up fast! We’ll be over at Bar Freda in Ridgewood for the first time in, like, a while on 4/20 w/ our pals in Backflips, MirrorxLake, and Jeffheaven, as well as Friendly Spectres on tour from Wisconsin. Come hang out!!!

Apple Music said we get to be on TWO playlists and we found out about it from another band who was on one of them. Thanks Apple!

Finally able to tell y’all that we’re playing at The Kingsland on 5/10 w/ Jer ( @skatunenetwork.bsky.social ), Insignificant Other, and Cheem!!! Get your tickets and come hang!!!!

You’re all incredible 💙

Very grateful to you all 💙💙💙

If you’re around tomorrow night you should come hang with us, our internet friends in Chaz Monroe, our new friends in Mercy Ruin, and our best friends in Ultra Deluxe 💙💙💙

"The T4T Olympics" by Tonsil Hockey! You NEED to check this out! Two Words: Poppers Sommelier

this fucking slaps and you should listen to it one million times!

rad sounds!!!

the @tonsil.hockey debut is finally out!! my wife wrote these beautifully vulnerable songs and it’s been a blast being a part of turning them into loud bops! check it out on all of the online things!!

It’s out!!!!! Check the link for all the ways you can listen to “The T4T Olympics” today!!

REMINDER: The T4T Olympics will be out everywhere on Tuesday!!!! And our release show is just over a week away!!!

Need y’all to know that since we don’t do anything normal, we are doing the funniest thing imaginable to take care of the “having a linktree” thing

We make jet ski music for jet ski people

Protect Max at all costs

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!