This is true

Friday

Curb is the best show ever made

THEY’RE STEALING MY STOLEN ART 😡

John and Ben are the best dudes to tour with until you accidentally call a powerviolence band grindcore.

The key to successful co-parenting after a divorce is to maintain clear and constant communication about what your children are doing. For example, my ex and I still make a point to apprise the other of our son’s activities.

I didn’t even ask for this to be put on. Pilllar just knows what to do when I get up there

Twin city style is in fact better. I know when I’m beat. Thank you @anitavelveeta.bsky.social for perhaps the best show of my life. Here’s to many more.

Ahh geez I hope people like the single

This Saturday you can mosh with your friends at pink place and then head over to the warehouse and dance with them.

Show last night saved me. Everything is so beautiful.

the Panera lemonade that kills you proud sponsor of Anita Velveeta

start as an indie musician. write a song that's a bit more punk than your usual shit. get addicted to the feeling of people moshing at your show. hard pivot to hardcore music. feel like a poser cuz you prefer dirty projectors instead of haywire. turn 30. eat too much maccy cheese and get nauseous.

No one practices before a show like Sofia. The twin cities most prepared rocker.

I’m the maddest I’ve ever been. (Ordered a Chicago style hot dog and it came slathered in ketchup) Mini-pac in East St. Paul your days are numbered.

Liquid Gold

Wild that the millennium property management vs twin cities diy war has been going on for over a decade now.

Arm autistic trans women

Sadly I will not be sacrificed live on stage tonight.

Word on the street is that if we don’t sell out pilllar on Saturday Eudaemon is going to ritualistically sacrifice me live on stage.

These are just cheese zyns

Band was cooking this afternoon.

Fujoshiing about Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemons this fine May morning.

I am incapable of making an album and taking care of myself at the same time.

unfortunately Rodeo Boys had to drop off this show but we will still be rocking this with @anitavelveeta.bsky.social @anotherheaven-band.bsky.social and Valeska Suratt!!!! just over a week until Spiritual Anguish is out!!!.

Easily my saddest looking meal in a minute.

Band at the house show gig plays a 45 min set

The biggest failure of millennials is not teaching the next generation how to torrent.

Hi my name is anita and I finally learned how to use melodyne

One of life’s cruelest torments is that you can’t listen to music and work on music at the same time. 😔

The reviews are in

Sampled Pavarotti in the puppygirl song

Last night I dreamt of furry John o Brien

Covering gloss and dropping Sophie in a dj set have the same energy. No judgement. Just pointing something out.

The type of shit I say after one hit.

Hate to say it but I’m bringing back 2017 trap on the new Anita album and you can’t stop me.

I’m so glad I don’t live in Canada or my ass would be tested

HER NAME IS NOT CARLS JR! SHE GOES BY HARDEES NOW!

It’s been an hour and no one in the band has responded. Scrapping the album.

New Anita album is just choral music sorry :(

Get off your high horse Anita

There is no greater ego boost than being the only soul at city sound working on music.

My least fav band in town is ***** ********

I think the next pope should be a transgender woman

Homecoming show tonight. Cant wait to see hi to all my friends. Missed yall so much :3

Every show has been perfect on this tour. 3 left. Finally gonna platinum trophy a tour.

Yeah I have a sex addiction. Having sex with my wife.

I miss Sofia