i love the goatse boss in slay the spire 2

I've had this really cute wool cloak that i can only realistically wear like ten days out of the entire year and I'm sick of it

trying something very stupid and winning somehow

i love archaludon i should shiny hunt one

happy to see a c9 loss and an anivia support win in na but come on what the fuck was that

ah rain teams can be so funny

feels good to finally use these shinies i hunted for something

having a fun borthday

babe would you still love me if i was a 3/3 colorless wurm artifact creature with lifelink

babe would you still love me if i was a 3/3 colorless wurm artifact creature with deathtouch

fun interaction last night where i had to ghost quarter my protean hulk with ashaya out to tutor a yeva onto the battlefield so i could restart my yisan loop and gain infinite life in response to a lethal burn

help i dont think i can lose

i hate how many vibe coded tool websites have been springing up lately like cool you used chatgpt to write scryfall regex for you oh wow you asked claude to tell you how cluster jewel notables are ordered as if these were big secrets a person couldn't try to learn themselves

please please please please please proc groundwork inherit and killer tunes hint please please please please go away ntr i don't need firm ground menace

been thinking a lot about my favorite commander deck lately: katilda and lier turbofog midrange humans. i describe the deck as one third lands, one third humans, and one third instants and sorceries. it's a deck that reasonably wants to play preordain, mother of runes, and noble hierarch on turn one

retain. poison 7.

fish tales boomed me. im adding it to the list of tables I'd like to work out with next season

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websites are fun i made this one also

the jjk narrator meme is incredible

you know it really didnt feel like I played five hours of slay the spire 2

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these bitches gay good for them

i hate when nintendo makes me get up early

stared at browt so much i had a vision

i know int stacking was busted as hell but i was using it to make a fun cyclone build and it got destroyed in the crossfire :( time to move on from spin 2 win

pombon

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

they call me the 0-3 princess

lol @ my coworkers asking what a chopped unc is

why does the grok logo look so much like the edge of eternities set symbol

sometimes i see someone else become the archenemy in a commander game and my first thought is often "no fair it should've been me"

new poe update: you get to choose which gender your skill gem transes into

coworker: i pushed new code for you to test me: i broke it immediately :)

ball x pit on my phone is the most dangerous thing i could imagine

purse full of tiramisu

its fucked up that the pizzeria closes before 2 am

i might be getting okay at pinball

good chance i need to take off march 6th for no particular reason

cryptic clues range from "oh that's really fun" to "im gonna kill whoever made this puzzle"

yuri between w3schools and mdn web docs

i just wanna play medieval madness until i get good at it

valentine bourbon came home after six single pulls it was meant to be 🥰

dear wotc i have an active deal with my girlfriend that if i gift her a magic card that depicts food she will gift me the real life food in exchange can you please print some omakaze cards thank you

okay im in im gonna make a jundjund list

she gave me the out to leave like four hours ago and I told her to win as much as she wanted and I'm being punished for being a supportive and perfect girlfriend