Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

every person who dedicated their time and energy to bring us from point A to point B here has blood on their hands that will never wash off they’re the ones who should be exiled from society instead of trans people

This is a Nazi tactic. I'm not exaggerating or being hyperbolic or moralizing, this is literally what the Nazis did with Jewish passports. It is an objective, historical fact.

A few weeks ago the phrase "lesbian fujoshi" popped into my head as an intrusive thought Because I was about 2.5 Guinnesses deep at the time I could not stop laughing for the life of me, but I still don't understand what the universe meant by that

This song is gender No I will not elaborate

Stop!!!! Calling them!!!!! The Cleveland BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!! They're fucking orange!!!!@

What if George Thorogood was trying to sing something else but he just has a really bad stutter

Can't these two teams ever play a normal game

Stop!!!! Calling them!!!!! The Cleveland BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!! They're fucking orange!!!!@

Wiz Khalifa been real quiet since that spot on the Eric Andre Show

the number of gigantic marches I have attended this year that barely got mentioned in the NYT if at all, smdh

Wiz Khalifa been real quiet since that spot on the Eric Andre Show

ICE agents have shot and killed at least 25 people since 2015. Not a single one of them has faced criminal charges. from @lilahassan.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/why-ic...

I have no recollection of writing this but I'll stand on business with it. Gary, hire me.

🧵 Here’s a point. Watching videos that are full of violence - shootings, stabbings, etc - will fuck you up. It may not be immediate. But it will. How do I know this? Let me tell you a story. One of my close relatives used to work in news. They worked in the industry for over thirty years.

HOT SPORTS TAKE: If anyone, observer or athlete, can get an entire frozen pizza in the back of the net at a hockey game, it should count as a goal.

Shoutout to everyone who forgot to clean out last year's wax from their menorah before today 👍🕎

If you're not Jewish and you're having trouble contextualizing the Sydney attack, imagine a shooting at a public Christmas tree lighting in NYC. Little kids running around. Lovely Hanukkah lights. Maybe some singing. That's what these gunmen shattered. That's what we have to carry into Hanukkah.

Senbonzakura Menorahyoshi

Terrorist attacks on people gathering to celebrate feel like an extra twist of the knife. With the Hanukah attack in Australia, it was families, including kids, getting together on a beach for a happy event. And antisemitic incidents in Australia have risen this year, making it even more concerning.

Bless this man, and thank goodness he wasn't more seriously harmed. Wishing him a speedy recovery.

Again, even though the Japanese government leading up to 1945 committed terrible atrocities, none of us think that Japanese internment was caused by the Japanese government. It was caused by American racism.

Hey quick advice for Bluesky Jews were being killed in mass worldwide before, during and probably will be after Israel is never a thing in the dusts of history. Would you have provided such excuses for the Pulse Nightclub shooter?

Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a Sydney fruit shop, risked his life to disarm one of the Bondi Beach shooters. His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound. A true hero.

UHHHHHH HEY REVERB COULD WE MAYBE CHILL?????

just for anyone who lost track; The inch bigots were given a decade ago has turned into several miles and my friends are suffering for it.

I'm yelling this at myself more than anything.

Gender is professional wrestling. HERE COMES GENDER EUPHORIA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

You don't need to misgender yourself for the comfort of others. You don't need to misgender yourself for the comfort of others. YOU DON'T NEED TO MISGENDER YOURSELF FOR THE COMFORT OF OTHERS.

the Macy’s parade is good now

MOTHERFUCKIN POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

Gender is Stand up. Anyway, The Aristocrats!

Gender is a performance, and I spoke the name of the Scottish Play within the walls of the theater

Nonbinary =/= Woman-Lite and I'm gonna whip fuckin dodgeballs at your skull until you internalize that

"We are more creative than a two party system" Seen in Downtown LA

This is the mantra of the entirety of the Jewish people.

Alive Internet theory

I say this with zero reservations: if either of my parents pulled the shit that Kim Davis has over the last decade, I would disown them and change my surname.

Kim Davis seems to have thrown herself without reservation into the role of America's Clown Laureate, which I think is incredibly selfless of her

Butches may seem really scary and beguiling and intimidating, but that's only until you remember most of them dress like your dad and are like 5'1"

People say they're all about the Girls the Gays and the Theys until the Theys actually show up 😒

Gender is theater And I have stagefright

cAn'T wE sToP tHe HoRrOrS oF bAd GoVeRnMeNt Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it

People say they're all about the Girls the Gays and the Theys until the Theys actually show up 😒

You know what a lot of it is? The dodgers have shockingly few bandwagon fans. By any metric this team should be loaded with fuckwit fans from Columbus OH or Charlotte NC who only root for them because they want to root for a winner. And yet…they don’t, really? It’s weird!

Unlike Gen X, Millennials aren't leaving the newer generations to the fate of also being shit on by the same Boomers that have been ruining all three generations' lives. This is the same shit they've been saying the whole time. Buy yourself a little treat and also let's overthrow the entire system.