I love watching comedians *almost* crack. Especially if it's something as simple as noticing they forgot to take the goodwill sticker off the mug. Esp Tim Heidecker.

bull in a china shop

CW: #macro #belly As Ermrix gets bigger and bigger, the dragon only gets hungrier and hungrier... and your city is starting to look very snackable... Shaded commission for @berylium.bsky.social!

Expectations are important for introverts. Participation and inclusion are two different things. And proximity does not mean access. Reframing pride thru these truths has helped me. Maybe it can help someone else.

Cw musk "Thought you said you were good at these kinda games cat? Something about 'mopping the floor with me?' " @vawdkot.bsky.social seeming awfully distracted by the tig's banter. Among other things. (TY Voddd 🧡 🐯)

"I can't afford it!" Premiums are effectively a 30% private tax. With UHC you'd only pay 7%. "I'm not paying for other peoples' transitions." Sacrificing your own life and financial solvency just to stop a stranger from getting a procedure that's none of your business is fucking weird.

Anthony Hurd (American, b.1975) "You Have This Hold Over Me," 2025 Acrylic on wood 24 x 30 in #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Just sleeping in your living room. Two mattresses pushed together on the floor. You take care of me

Here's Luka enjoying his job at the local beach bar. Did a thing for @hoewellthabear.bsky.social who wanted to see his sweet duck lad with chunky flipper paws. I thoroughly enjoyed making this ://3

Hey. So. June 4th is National Hug Your Cat Day. We doing this thing or nah?

I need to let Eufy loose out here. Alternatively, impending dragon pawb #footsky ...in case you like em dirty >>

Mixed up have a nice day and have a great day and told someone to have a nice gay. It's so much better than when I told that guy "your problem" (you're welcome/no problem)

It's taken weeks of research but my latest project is finally ready

This actually made me laugh aloud to the point where the dog came in to check on me

The tension of wanting to be able to be lifted by the neck with one arm but also still kinda chonk.

Well I can certainly do it better now

If self-improvement isn’t an option, you might as well enjoy the downward spiral, right? [ #furryart #ocsky ]

Loading up grommr in Western Massachusetts be like: youtu.be/rRb6S2oPAjk?...

Goji Overflow Happy Kaijune :) As always, you can get full-size files and more on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/Taranimart

Ermrix the Dragon as a massive fat dragon, smooshing a castle under his gut. You know, typical dragon stuff. 🏰🐉 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/Berylium #KitsuneKitArt

Someone slipped growth potion into Chester’s milkshake, who would do such a thing..

They know what they're doing >//>

Even dogs like when you take The Fun Car

Large (like, abnormally massive) men with healthy (eh, slightly unhealthy) appetites are a vibe 👀 WIP for a friend

Tune into A Way with Worfs, Thursday afternoons on KERA; part of your Texas Public Radio

I need to learn when self deprecation is and is not appropriate.

Another silly #StarTrek edit

now kiss

“Hmmm si que saben estos humanos americanos cocinar deliciosa comida, tal vez debería venir más seguido… me puedo acostumbrar engordándome más” Piensa el dragón completamente distraído y atascado entre dos edificios. English text in alt. Arte le pertenece a Kamiduzaurus en FA

You knock on the door, only to hear loud thuds waddling towards it, before hearing it crack open and getting a face full of wolf blubber Oh you must be the feeder I hired, well better put those paws to work I'm STARVING YCH I got from @locofur.bsky.social a bit back #fatfur #fatfurart #fatfurry

Gift from an anonymous for @beardebonair.bsky.social

Alt #StarTrek TNG intro found for a lost season 8 (Or is it?)

It took me FOREVER to learn that "liking bikers" =! "Finding the ability to ride a motorcycle attractive and/or interesting" Longer than I want to admit. I miss riding but am kinda glad I know this now.

Putting on the uniform. 🧊🎨

Fun bonding activities to do with your orc: - Hot steamy sex - Cast [Enlarge] on them - Hot steamy sex - Cast [Enlarge] on them - Hot steamy sex - Cast [Enlarge] on them - Hot steamy sex - Cast…

happy fat boy summer!

Good screaming everybody! #StarTrek edit

when it works it works

Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

Kobold magic portal bag paw shenanigans.

I need a sexy sleep paralysis demon so I wake up in the morning with a heavy hybrid on my chest.

That side eye. He's so upsetti

When he serves food at the tables, some customers ask him to show them that trick.

New YCH is up and running showing you how far you've really come! If you'd like one, please follow the link: forms.gle/bhk5DpiURobA...

the prince and his palanquin 👑

Anyways I am, as always, on my growth bullshit, and you should be bigger dammit.

I found the accessory that turns a Frontier into an early 90s Chevy K body.