Oh man, she's really filling up now. Looks like she can't get enough, despite the warnings. I don't think Strykier's words are really getting through to her at this point... DAY 7: GAS MASK A link to the story, by @strykier.bsky.social y.social www.furaffinity.net/view/63851908/

Venarius study (I'm bringing a notebook with me to work so I can draw between deliveries, also trying to get back into traditional art, so two birds)

i swear i saw a post like this a long time ago but i forgot where so i recreated it

Currently watching through FMA: Brotherhood again and I always forget how good this show is.

I keep seeing people preface everything with "the world sucks" and I would just like to say that the world does not suck. People suck and will continue to suck until made not to.

....What? #nsfw 🦎 🍑

That feeling when you microwave a burrito and end up with half a paper towel stuck to it

New art! :D Gift for @wobblingvoid.bsky.social

New art! :D Gift for @wobblingvoid.bsky.social

It is a cold and bitter world. Eat 12 pizzas.

The smut will continue soon I promise but in the meantime have Terrorraptor

Oh boy I've been cooking. Unfortunately everything I cooked got frozen and thawed and left out for a few months and is currently in the microwave but trust me you're gonna love it

We're currently watching through all the transformers movies and transformers 5 the last knight should be sealed away in a vault and forgotten that film is a cognitohazard

Did it hurt when you fell from the top shelf trying to reach the cake

To the bus: You don't gotta wait for people to be thrown under you to get em.

Despite everything, it's still you. But fat.

libidough

I can view all of the subjects on the trending tab except for the D.H.S, which refuses to show me any of the posts. Curious.

Vorehammer 40kcal

I can think of several Optimus Prime quotes that describe what I think we should do regarding the current situation but they would all get me in trouble.

One small sota no ice

I couldn't understand why everyone kept laughing at my leather jacket. Turns out it was made with nitrous oxhide.

I superglued your remote to the ceiling for ease of access. 👍

Gulp...Gulp...Gulp... *Ugh!*

Yesterday I watched a man run out into the middle of an active intersection because he was too impatient and today I watched a crow use the crosswalk. If that doesn't sum up the state of the world right now I dunno what does.

I'm sorry I've been so sparse around here but I've been distracting myself from the horrors by painting horrors. Look at my beautiful children.

Somebody told me about this rooftop spot I should check out, and I was really curious about their special edible balloons. But I didn't expect them to do this.

Onaka Game!

Buff croc sketch

That moment when you realize they took the picture Moriarty drew out of the holodeck.

*Undyne buying a pallet of noodles noises in the background* #nsfw #thicc #alphys 🦎 🍑 Pic for @chardeggdog.bsky.social! They gave me full artistic liberties on this, the first one I've ever received. Needless to say, I wub Chard 😭

I drew some berry hands study while chilling yesterday. What they are holding onto I leave for your imagination~ #JuicyJuly

"Night Owl" This night sorceress is for @thysisit.bsky.social! (nsfw) bsky will inevitably eat the quality so check it out on my patreon as well :) www.patreon.com/posts/night-...

And here's the 3 following parts~ completing this short growth drive. Thanks to everyone who participated~

bea balloon in the woods

I love the OC archetype of "this is just Artorias but an animal"

I have no new year's resolutions, only conflicts.

My art style sits firmly between MTG and how to draw manga

𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦- 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 10𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦! 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢... 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 <3

Merry Christmas

There's some big news going around regarding that balloon. It's blown out of proportion.

Listen, I just spent the whole day working hard building warhammer miniatures, watching TNG, and pounding energy drinks, so you're gonna take this pump and blow me the fuck up. I deserve it. I earned this.

Got a few ideas for the parade I'd like to float by you.

I don't like talking about needles. The subject gets under my skin.

I would like to weigh in on the subject of fat puns.

you may not be attracted to bellies now but I promise they grow on you.

Sometimes I think about that episode of the magic school bus where they all get turned into reptiles and take a nap under a heat lamp and it's presented like some kind of bad-end scenario.

(cw: bubblegum inflation) Accident at the bubblegum laboratory (gif) Still version + story on FA This animation shit gets serious

Just a silly little comic about the kink, and about... (1/2)